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morenike09 (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #480 on: March 07, 2008, 12:59 AM »

Quote from: nwando on March 07, 2008, 12:57 AM
david biko tell me,how did this togolese rumour start?
BRB

he's not togolese na. . . the bobo is half igbo half hausa. . you can't tell  Grin Grin Grin

Quote from: nwando on March 07, 2008, 12:55 AM
please let's go back to 2 pages ago and continue the fun.

abi, my sister. . . make you continue the thread and we'll follow suit  Tongue
j-girl (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #481 on: March 07, 2008, 12:59 AM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on March 07, 2008, 12:56 AM
ego ke? j-girl please he has enough, infact its quite suffocating. no mind him, he'll learn to love his "height" soon enough  Grin
Quote from: morenike09 on March 07, 2008, 12:56 AM
he's not togolese. . he's half igbo half hausa
Oh okay - so he's a short half igbo half hausa dude. This is amazing.
nwando
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #482 on: March 07, 2008, 01:00 AM »

Quote from: 4Him on March 07, 2008, 12:56 AM
Nwannem you sef see am?  Grin After they will say it is david who is the serial hater.

oya mere m ji si unu achuzina ndi akwunakwuna
i fu go ka nkita n'esoghali gi
Chacal (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #483 on: March 07, 2008, 01:01 AM »

@ 4Him,

You don't need to quake in your boots,
I don't kiss and tell. . . . . .I saw em several months ago. . . If i was a cunt like u, i would have made a big kizzack out of it. Wink Wink
Thang is. . . .What u EAT don't make me SHIT. . . .
Ma only advice is. . . . .get the signals before u jump the hoops next time.
You saw a red light and u thunk it was GREEN. . . . don't blame DRIVER 2 for slamming into you.

P.S,  . . . . . You are not a serial hater. . . . .You are a serial wanker, cunt!!!!

@ Islander,

Too many civilians in this war zone.
I have lost the appetite to battle with these twerps.
Le Chac is going back to the SPORTS section.

@ J-girl,

It's time to go home(SPORTS). . . . . .
nwando
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #484 on: March 07, 2008, 01:03 AM »

Quote from: morenike09 on March 07, 2008, 12:59 AM
he's not togolese na. . . the bobo is half igbo half hausa. . you can't tell Grin Grin Grin
abi, my sister. . . make you continue the thread and we'll follow suit Tongue

Thanks.
From now on any male or female with excess testosterone must not be responded to.
david oya which part of awusa
Gombe or Kotangora?
morenike09 (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #485 on: March 07, 2008, 01:03 AM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on March 07, 2008, 12:58 AM
lmao who is Mr Man yelling at? toyin, tell your man to calm down. shio  Angry

who is my man? abeg, if you're talking about david. . . hmmmm!!! and the bobo did nothing. he got pulled in. did you see in reply before his  name was typed? and my man is on vacation
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #486 on: March 07, 2008, 01:03 AM »

Quote from: morenike09 on March 07, 2008, 12:56 AM
he's not togolese. . he's half igbo half hausa

I know where to catch you!  Cheesy After you will come and beg me again to help u.  Tongue

Quote from: nwando on March 07, 2008, 12:57 AM
david biko tell me,how did this togolese rumour start?
BRB

Nwannem i'd ignore that if i were you. Some people erroneously assume they have a sense of humor.

Quote from: nwando on March 07, 2008, 12:58 AM
chukwu aju!
david you get suya for ya blood?

For where? Morenike09, u better hide under your bed this night.
nwando
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #487 on: March 07, 2008, 01:04 AM »

make I go eat hot jollof come. Cool
4 Play (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #488 on: March 07, 2008, 01:06 AM »

 Grin  Grin  Grin

Forget "Desperate Housewives," there should be a show called "Desperate Spinsters" starring Lesleen  Grin 

Quote from: nwando on March 07, 2008, 12:55 AM
please let's go back to 2 pages ago and continue the fun.
I hate it when people gate crash into a humorous discussion n'ezuzu ali
ndi nzuzu

Nwando,nolu nwayo.This show is more entertaining  Grin
morenike09 (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #489 on: March 07, 2008, 01:07 AM »

david, later. . . and stay out of trouble. .  either you find them or they come running to you. you're that tempting, i guess. byeeeeee!!!  Grin Grin Cheesy
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #490 on: March 07, 2008, 01:07 AM »

Quote from: j-girl on March 07, 2008, 12:59 AM
Oh okay - so he's a short half igbo half hausa dude. This is amazing.

My sister me sef dey amazed!  Grin

Quote from: nwando on March 07, 2008, 01:00 AM
oya mere m ji si unu achuzina ndi akwunakwuna
i fu go ka nkita n'esoghali gi

Make i keep this one till Radiant returns.  Wink e pass me no be small.

Quote from: Chacal on March 07, 2008, 01:01 AM
@ 4Him,

You don't need to quake in your boots,
I don't kiss and tell. . . . . .I saw em several months ago. . . If i was a cunt like u, i would have made a big kizzack out of it. Wink Wink
Thang is. . . .What u EAT don't make me SHIT. . . .
Ma only advice is. . . . .get the signals before u jump the hoops next time.
You saw a red light and u thunk it was GREEN. . . . don't blame DRIVER 2 for slamming into you.

P.S,  . . . . . You are not a serial hater. . . . .You are a serial wanker, cunt!!!!

lol o boy! I didnt see any signals at all . . . grow up! That's what they call stringing a woman along.  Grin
Dont worry you'll be using that last PS line on someone else before the yr runs out, mark my words.
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #491 on: March 07, 2008, 01:09 AM »

Quote from: morenike09 on March 07, 2008, 01:07 AM
david, later. . . and stay out of trouble. . either you find them or they come running to you. you're that tempting, i guess. byeeeeee!!! Grin Grin Cheesy

let me catch those tiny legs around here again.  Cheesy You'll be singing Eka ra ma!
Islander (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #492 on: March 07, 2008, 01:10 AM »

Quote from: 4 Play on March 07, 2008, 01:06 AM
Grin Grin Grin

Forget "Desperate Housewives," there should be a show called "Desperate Spinsters" starring Lesleen Grin Nwando,nolu nwayo.This show is more entertaining Grin
good at least you know the use of quotation, LOL

My last response to you Bi-sexual on the DL, disgraced Man, I would rather be a "spinster" than to be the mother of 4 babies with 3 baby daddys at 29, Now go hide your hedious face in a plastic bag, In the Islands we sink people like you, after ramming your butts with bamboo, Que las ti ma,


Now continue making a fool of your self, If I were you I would be working on an explanation to offer your parents when and if you finally decide to come out of your closet, Or do you Need R. Kelly to assist you?
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #493 on: March 07, 2008, 01:14 AM »

what the hell are you talking about alagolo. How is what you're doing any different than me cept for one is Togo and the other is Hausa

Abeg, you can all continue crying and foaming at the mouth for all I care.

Uptight loons. Thread is now like expired fish. In other words, unbearable.
Chacal (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #494 on: March 07, 2008, 01:16 AM »

@ 4Him,

You sound broken-hearted. . . . .
Who were u stringing along? Dont even make me start like a YAMAHA generator!!!!!!!
I am advising u to TAPE IT SHUT or get whatz coming to u.
You have been WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ 4play,

Whats your problem with Lesleen? Was the schitzo supposed to be a menage a trois?
I feel your pain . . . .a faggot defending his partner is normal( I see that on CHEATERS these days, Grin Grin Grin)
Leave Islander out of your UNHOLY union or else God will destroy u like HE did Sodom & Gomorrah!!!!!

@ Islander,

All these men trying to get into your knickers? I am impressed.
Tell me. . . . .what do u use?
Especially when some CHIMPS have their pics in their profiles and cannot attract famous names like 4Him and 4play.

Ooooops, did 4Him actually 4k 4Play? Ferlie is a twat, i swear
spoilt (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #495 on: March 07, 2008, 01:17 AM »

wrong thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Shocked

was looking for some good conversation this evening. makes u-turn, zooms out!!!
morenike09 (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #496 on: March 07, 2008, 01:22 AM »

Quote from: spoilt on March 07, 2008, 01:17 AM
wrong thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Shocked

was looking for some good conversation this evening. makes u-turn, zooms out!!!
LOL

Quote from: 4Him on March 07, 2008, 01:09 AM
let me catch those tiny legs around here again.  Cheesy You'll be singing Eka ra ma!
shhhhhhhh. . . it was an error and it has been modified. am trying to watch my movie jare. . . but its  nothing compare to ths drama on Nairaland


Nairaland my beautiful Nairaland  Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy
4Him (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #497 on: March 07, 2008, 01:22 AM »

Quote from: Chacal on March 07, 2008, 01:16 AM
@ 4Him,

You sound broken-hearted. . . . .
Who were u stringing along? Dont even make me start like a YAMAHA generator!!!!!!!
I am advising u to TAPE IT SHUT or get whatz coming to u.
You have been WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bros, broken hearted loun loun as if woman don finish patapata. What is biting you?
This thread was all nice and cool 2 pages ago until Islander came and turned it upside down . . . take off your blinkered glasses for once. 4Play merely made reference to Islander there to make a completely unrelated point. Na wa o.

Quote from: Chacal on March 07, 2008, 01:16 AM
@ Islander,

All these men trying to get into your knickers? I am impressed.
Tell me. . . . .what do u use?
Especially when some CHIMPS have their pics in their profiles and cannot attract famous names like 4Him and 4play.

At least she's finer than most of them, that i give her.

Quote from: Chacal on March 07, 2008, 01:16 AM
Ooooops, did 4Him actually 4k 4Play? Ferlie is a twat, i swear

If this will make u sleep this night then by all means by our guest.  Grin
4 Play (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #498 on: March 07, 2008, 01:27 AM »

Quote from: nwando on March 07, 2008, 01:00 AM
oya mere m ji si unu achuzina ndi akwunakwuna
i fu go ka nkita n'esoghali gi

This 33 year old woman started cursing 3 girls on Nairaland because she thought they were after "her man".How did she draw that conclusion?She said she saw how the 3 girls were friendly with the man's sister and she suspected that they were all going for her man  Shocked

When I first heard it,I thought it couldn't be true.It just didn't make sense.Eventually,I found out it was true.She said saw how these 3 women were always talking to the man's sister and thought they were trying to get to her man.Later,when I found out that she has some serious "issues" for which she is on medication,it gave me some perspective.

Nowadays,she is going around claiming she is pregnant-Immaculate conception.Why she does so,nobody knows.She is not even pregnant.

If this was in Nigeria,there is a church around my area we call Gbachafu Oria,they would have taken her to the place for some prayers.Its not good to laugh at people's emotional problems but I can't help myself  Grin

Anyway,make I go sleep.Everyone should look at Islander to remind you what can happen when a woman is a spinster at 33,going to 34 this year.
Chacal (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #499 on: March 07, 2008, 01:31 AM »

@ 4Him,

Be truthful for once, c'mon!!!!!!
4play started this. . . . why not direct the blame to him?
If y'all weren't looking for trouble. . . .why bring Islander's name into your gay-game?

This thread has been disfigured by Almondjoy with her phock phock analysis.
Why blame Islander for everything that happens on Nairaland.
Blimey. . . . .I wont be surprised if u blame HER for your quick ejaculations . . . .

Nigga, grow up!!!!!!!!! You chose the wrong pocket for your 8 ball. . . . it happens from time to time.
Debosky chased Azeezat and got punished as well . . .he didnt make a fuss out of it. . . .he moved on!!!!
Follow his steps!!!!!

@ I-man,

Your momma married her 1st husband at 46 . . . In case u are wondering, your dad was the 4th. . . Is that why u chose 4play? Grin
We are all trying to beat her records of the oldest Nigerian spinster.
PICK THAT OUT, u ninny!!!!!
Islander (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #500 on: March 07, 2008, 01:40 AM »

Quote from: 4 Play on March 07, 2008, 01:27 AM
This 33 year old woman started cursing 3 girls on Nairaland because she thought they were after "her man".How did she draw that conclusion?She said she saw how the 3 girls were friendly with the man's sister and she suspected that they were all going for her man Shocked

When I first heard it,I thought it couldn't be true.It just didn't make sense.Eventually,I found out it was true.She said saw how these 3 women were always talking to the man's sister and thought they were trying to get to her man.Later,when I found out that she has some serious "issues" for which she is on medication,it gave me some perspective.

Nowadays,she is going around claiming she is pregnant-Immaculate conception.Why she does so,nobody knows.She is not even pregnant.

If this was in Nigeria,there is a church around my area we call Gbachafu Oria,they would have taken her to the place for some prayers.Its not good to laugh at people's emotional pro theblems but I can't help myself Grin

Anyway,make I go sleep.Everyone should look at Islander to remind you what can happen when a woman is a spinster at 33,going to 34 this year.

Everytime you come here with these your stories, I swear you do make me laugh,

Now instead of To lo to lo coming to your YIm to spew fuckery, Did she inform you that during Ramadan she was busy f.ucking her UNCLE?LOL,

FYI, I have told you to quit this infatuation with my supposedly date of birth, The 74 on my YIM is NOt my birthdate, Yes I was born in the late 70's( so what?) Atleast the birth certificate I have is the only one, unlike the 3 you own with different names and DOB's, LOL, Your ass will soon be caught,

Wait, so you are so obessed with this Diva that you follow her around Nairaland taking note of everything she posts? GOSH!! I never knew I was a Super-star, Take note of this one, " I just won the lottery",

Listen, and listen good, I am NOT YET ready to trade in my skinny jeans and stilettos for Diapers, burb cloths and belly fat, Whatever I post here for my Nairaland friends enjoyment was just it, Now move on goat, BTW, who gave you permission to chat to me?  The onlt "BLACK" things I adore happen to be my pocket books, Pumps and stilettos,

Again, don't worry about whether I am 32, 33, 34, 35,  The fact is I look better than your 22 yr heifer of a sister, NOt even Extreme make-over can save her ugly ass,


PS, LOL, You people are themost gullible people I have ever met, and I pray you are the last, LOL,  I told Tolo bro " I love you" and they ran with it, Gosh! What if I had promised to sponsor them a trip, My ass would have been a woman-chief there too,  ROFLMSAO

The time you waste here on Nairaland making a fool of yourself, you should spend it googling "Hearts",, For the bad one you have will soon expire, Wowo duck,
c'
You have taken too much of my time, It's Rho's BD ( I have asked her to pity you a cruise on R c, Explorer of the Seas since you have never travelled outside of Compton, ) And my sexy sister and I need to hit the town,

@jACKAL,
Baby pick your phone, I need to hear that sexy voice before I go out Kiss Kiss :-*LOL

tRoOE (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #501 on: March 07, 2008, 02:13 AM »

ROTFLMFAO Grin Grin Grin Grin I just love Nairaland never a dull moment Grin
Chacal (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #502 on: March 07, 2008, 02:22 AM »

The Return Of Omo Eko(tRoOE)
Gotcha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beebop (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #503 on: March 07, 2008, 02:43 AM »

you people are ridiculous. but i'm having fun watching you wind each other up, and provoking people to get mad on this board is funny as shit. carry on abeg
tRoOE (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #504 on: March 07, 2008, 02:44 AM »

LOL so it took you that long to figure how i got that name Tongue


@topic
 Sex is good and refreshing

The more sex you have the less frustrated you become!!lmfao Cheesy Cheesy

Sex will bring more joy and happiness into your life Wink
Islander (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #505 on: March 07, 2008, 02:45 AM »

Quote from: tRoOE on March 07, 2008, 02:13 AM
ROTFLMFAO Grin Grin Grin Grin I just love Nairaland never a dull moment Grin

Go to bed you small small girl Tongue Tongue Kiss
tRoOE (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #506 on: March 07, 2008, 02:49 AM »

My dear i can't sleep jare because i don't  want to miss out the next battle Grin Grin
debosky (m)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #507 on: March 07, 2008, 03:32 AM »

@ Les

You just had to go in the gutter didn't you?

take life easy before you bust an artery aight?  Wink Cheesy

Jackal I think you need your shot of prozacyour senseless yapping is reaching new heights tonight.  Sad

Dr. Kit needs to prepare a special dose for you.  Tongue

This word slinging is getting boringwe were having fun on this thread before y'all threw in the bad blood again.  Sad

When the heck did I chase Azeezat ? who's nickname is that anyways?

you better stop this your pseudo-pathological mendacity and repent, else its the paddy wagon for your hound ass.  Tongue


almondjoy (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #508 on: March 07, 2008, 06:09 AM »

See fans for this thread!!!!  I love you all tooooooooooooooooooooo.  Very much.  Don't forget to phock in church this coming Sunday with your pastors for cleansing! Grin



Any desperados in the house? Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_ltcIXsGvY


     
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin fences for so long now
Oh, youre a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin you
Can hurt you somehow
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .HYPOCRISY Grin

Don you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
Shell beat you if shes able
You know the queen of heats is always your best bet. . . . . . . . . BORN AGAIN PHOCKAHOLICS! Cheesy

Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get. . . . . . . . . . MY BEAUTIFUL LIFE!!!! Grin

Desperado, oh, you aint gettin no youger. . . . . . . . . . . OLD CARGOS Wink
Your pain and your hunger, theyre drivin you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, thats just some people talkin
Your prison is walking through this world all alone. . . . . . . . . . . . . KPELE OOOOH! Cheesy

Dont your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky wont snow and the sun wont shine. . . . . . . . . . .SERIOUS CURSE OOOOOOOOH! Cheesy
Its hard to tell the night time from the day
Youre loosin all your highs and lows
Aint it funny how the feeling goes away?

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin, but theres a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before its too late


Make una find some love ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!


STILL BONAFIDE AND SANCTIFIED, AND A LOT OF PHOCKING ALL THE WAY TO MA GRAVE!!!!!


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almondjoy (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #509 on: March 07, 2008, 08:26 AM »

Hey wills,

I made the picture a little bit more revealing for you. Please update you copies! Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Grin


LIVE IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!



I have a very big deeeeeeeeek oh, that is always by ma side, a very big deeeeeeeeek oh, by ma side, by ma side!!!! Grin Grin Grin

Phock-o-matic!!!!! Cool  Get you own pre-marital sex toys for a more fulfilled life.  Celebacy includin' masturbation can kill. Cheesy


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j-girl (f)
Re: How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage
« #510 on: March 07, 2008, 08:39 AM »

Almond joy - wetin now? Shocked Shocked Shocked
Oya kuku show your whole face.
I'm tired of all this half eyes, half nose thing.
You've been egging me on in my curiousity.  Grin
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