How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage

You're right on one score - i'm bored, Obama is losing the nomination surely . . . its pouring hail and rain. Nothing else to do.

You're wrong on a couple of scores - i'm not making a fool of myself, you are. You make grammar errors everywhere and still have the nerve to use some false air of bravado to attempt to pass it off? Such a shame.
 - beef? I had that for lunch. . . no more thank you.
 - immature babies? Yeah, they are the ones who talk like 5yr olds and then throw tantrums when u correct them. Sounds like u innit? 
 - craving attention? Now even you and i know that is just silly eh. Why would i crave the attention of someone like you?  Infact i'm insulted.

ye mo gbe o, ebu re

Almond Jay!! What an attention seeker, and a very funny way of desperately getting it!! Congrats, you made yourself the most popular person on this thread!!

And hey, no need to get really hot and bothered over me, I was only telling u to save us all your shit. Ask Seun, there’s no award for the most irresponsible whore on Nairaland.

Call me unintelligent, but I don’t think I need to work in 3 places to support myself (while the husband probably stays at home smoking joint), and I really don’t need to post crazy stuffs to display my ‘intelligence’ and I beg to differ my dear; I will definitely not trade words with a fool, because people might not know the difference.

I might not live a totally perfect life, but at least I have the decency to stand up against what is wrong. You can go on creeping around on your husband, but please let the decent Nairalanders who are still young enough to correct their mistakes make the right decision.

And for the records, it’s obvious that the only mad person here is YOU!!

Have you finally got married?  After all that Ice cream on your arse?   Please go and die jare.  I have exposed your hypocritic arse on Nairaland. You holey repentant 2-year phockaholic. So you cried to Seun abi?  Well that is your business since na so e pain you reach.  I am happy that even born again Christians know about whores.  Religious ashewo like you!  Common clear out of here and go back to your phocking and repentant duties. I am still waiting for the wedding invitation you promised me ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Ashewo Mountain of Fiery Arse like you! Please get out of my sight.  Nothing worse than a religious whore! Pig!

Welcome to Nairaland, just like Nigeria, it is a mad, mad world.  If you can't handle it, ban yourself and re-register like your fellow clowns here.  As for me. . . . . I DEY KAMKPE. . . .KIDIGBA!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Next please!

AJ! AJ!! AJ!!!. . . av called u thrice abi? let go for once!

"I say do your worst! See who wants to preach morals." I'm not preaching morals. At least not on Nairaland ,but if I could point you out with all my frailties then you must really be a disgrace.

"Like I said go and register with new names.  I am still here." Register with new names because of you? lmao. . Dem tell you say I deh fear face?._{Seun you see wetin u deh cause} 

"If you are not a religous prostitute yourself, why are you bothered?" I'm only bothered about your upstairs.

"Kiss I say go back to your duties of phocking and repenting!" You know me so well lmao

"Here you are on Nairaland without any meaningful thing to contribute.  But as long as you sport any "alive and kicking" phallus you become agile. Cheesy  Do you want to "swallow" them all?" Don't worry about my contribution. We both know how far. I don't have to agree with you. Clear?

"Keep roaming around Nairaland with your new name."   Thanks to Seun

"Cool Mother Mary, patron saint of the helpless!" Whatever this means

"Ashewo in sheep's clothing!" It takes one to know another

"drag queen!"  All for you, idiot

"I will meet him or her head long whereever she chooses!  Her choice not mine.  We shall see who dies first!" Can see you haven't got a life outside Nairaland. Don't get it twisted, dummy. I'm female

"She is known for being one of the most unintelligent bitches on Nairaland" Oh dear! Please, when was the election and I didn't hear? Rofl

"Like I am afraid of her or something?" _{*singing in 'my' language*} 

"You need need to tell her to mind her own "phocking business" on this Nairaland and do what she does best  "follow follow no brainer of an olodo"!  With her one line moralistic bullshit.  Like anyone cares. Undecided  Defender of the helpless.  Patron Saint of all busy bodies.  Let her go and register with another name and come and face me. Amorphous ugly monkey!  R-Dynamite my hemorrhoids!  Ass-wipe newspaper!"

For as long as you remain stupid, I'll be out for you. Keep that in mind. I can never register with a new name and "come and face you" except Seun 'insists.  Easy with the excla. marks abeg  Ode

"Since she says she is a mad bitch, I will tell her this time that when a mad dog or bitch bites me, I will definitely bite back so we can exchange rabid species. Kiss Imagine that idiot tryin' to address me when she has not learned to wipe her butt first? Cheesy Let her come back. . . .I am so ready for her useless arse, if she really is female between the legs." I bit you? I'm sorry  Grown a$$ fool whining like a hungry dog. Like I said earlier, I'm not a saint when it comes to insults but girl, you on the loose. Hubby, is probably not doing something right, I guess

I have mustered up enough bile to slug it out with her this time around. She is free to bring it on. For I am so ready for that madam . Eyaa. . kpele. Gosh I'm so scared  Eli eficha aka 

Where was she when her mates were getting married. Now she wants to prove marriage quality on Nairaland brothel? Cheesy She don miss road be that. . . . . no hope I say. Prove marriage quality? Ohh dear! You take things too far. Don't you have common sense? Go get a brain and toss that peanut in the bin Don't worry about me getting married.

"Otherwise Ban!" Got that right 

You said you have 10 past lives on Nairaland? Please, who were you before "Almondjoy"? Liar! I'm sure I never met you before 'cause I would have remembered a ranting dog like you. Tiffy and David, any idea who this was?

Tiffy, her shameless replies came way before Uju posted. Leave this animal.

"Cool mother Mary, ashewo, sheep, bitch, saint, drag queen, olodo, busy body etc" Wow! I must be a real 'dynamite' to have all these attributes. 

If all wives end up like you then I dare not marry. If I had a husband and 4 freaking kids, believe me I won't be on Nairaland let alone act like an irresponsible slut. I really wonder how happily married you are to be panting about with such pain.  Go get a life or get a noose on you. Idiot.

It is raining hail, stones and fire up in this place.

Oldies are always the same trouble making oldies irrespective of how may times they have been banned and have changed their user name 

I don't know why people can't just be like me. 

I am a virgin, I don't make trouble and I don't get banned 

I think I'm best thing that has happened to nairaland.

Wait a minute . . . what was the topic again? 

Its kind of hot in here, wrong thread, bye!!!

You Kindagarten drop out!  You cannot even learn how to use simple quotation functions on Nairaland? he he he he he he he he!  I have had more than 10 Nairaland lives just like you so stop your deceit.  In your own case after shitting in all corners of Nairaland churches, you were forced to ban yourself because you even rubbed the pastors with it!  Disgraceful slut.  I see the other poster you were defending on the other thread finally settled for his 19 year old oyinbo girl while you were busy campaigning with your high-heel stilettos on that thread, with short mini-skirts exposing your braided pubic dreadlocks that could not be contained in that cheap rafia thong of yours! No let your arse catch fire oh!  I no wan smell am for Nairaland I beg!

Ashwewo Buruku!

Shey you like abortion well well?  No need to marry now. Just stand by the road side and have your own workshop, since you are an expert without certification.  Out for who?  You are not qualified I say.  Can't even read through your illiterate posts to fish out your retarded comments, since you cannot use simple quotations!  OLODO!  Please go to windows VISTA and learn something new.

You think you are so young?  Single old cargos without uteruses do not qualify a beg!  I wish they took DNA samples not birth certificates before loggin' on to Nairaland your real age will be exposed.  Leave ma family life alone.   Happily married or not just attempt it once if you can.  You will be thrown out on the way to the man's house that very night. No mouth? Go and try I say.  Useless idiot.  Busy body saint patron of the religiousa and helpless. Go and get yours and stop serenading guys in your local dialect on Nairaland.  Keep coming after me I say. But please go and learn how to use the simple quotaton functions on Nairaland. . . .you retard! 

I am happy to be a slut any day. . . you go around screwing all the pastors on Nairaland with your ugly bow legs.    Madame religious patron of saints. Please don't bother to get married.  Keep all your STDs to yourself as you masturbate on your lonely bed every night when you leave Nairaland after singing with your "Nairaland Idol" dismal performances I say.  Keep campaigning on Nairaland for boyfriends with you unwaxable moustache and chest hairs I say.  You Chipmunk!  You no go seee! Head to the nearest zoo!

LMAO! yeah I don't know how to use "simple quotation functions". Can you teach me?

Seriously, who were you before AJ? I really want to know. Useless fool. I'm not denying the fact that I'm using a new ID  and I give all thanks to Seun.


Which corners of Nairaland church? I banned myself? Seriously, how stupid d'u tend to be? Useless wife/mother.



Leave the other thread out of this. lmao Just listen to yourself.

I can see you are actually jobless!! I bet one of those three checks is from the prostitutes’ office.

Madam intelligent!! I wonder why you’ve refused to learn tact from a poor Nairalander whose only crime is to teach you a little sense.

The way you are accusing everybody of screwing pastors, its obvious it your area of specialty. Incase you desperately need something to do, you can go take a hike in the lagoon, that’s where you’ll find your likes

Good, you have now learned how to use the "green function". No go and clean up the other mess you made up there. Please ma husband and kids are in bed while I make some extra money "hooking" to feed them all.  No customer for you tonight!

Even in church?  You listen to yourself since you type with your filthy mouth and ears.  You bloody stinking wench!  Are you getting tired. Please say something new.  You bloody busy body that has no shame.  A classic bitch who can't stand any more successful, progressive female around her. . . like I told you, you brain dead from all you rubbish on Nairaland.  At least I can boast of having a variety of interests on Nairaland. You only interest is "Almondjoy" and you do not care how wide you spread that fat, pus filled thighs of yours to get to me with your stinking self.  I only mentioned other threads because that was where you started you "Whore-ingness"  Soliciting for an engaged customer there with you busy body nosey poking attitude.  Come teach me how to be a lady like you I say.  Then go back to your lonely bed fingering yourself after you leave Nairaland where you put up your fantanstic freak shows every day and night!

Common I say! Don't be tired.  Any more news!  Shameless busy body!  I see your customers are not yet awake so you can make a living.  You spiritual hooker!

Thank you!  Please send me your pastor so I can "phock" him too!  Now address the topic you son of a flea infested bitch!

Apologize to your ancestors please, I do not need it! I am digressing? where you dey since? Since all you can see is "Almondjoy" you are legally blind ma dear.  Do not attempt to drive!

More sanctimonious bible phockers crawling out of the woodworks.  Is that all you got?  Please move out of ma way jare.  Go phock your arch bishop for all I care!  The last time a checked "whoring" was in the dictionary as the worlds oldest profession.  Thanks the men in your family and ancestral lineage! Just don't spread the germs please. Practice safe whoring!

Yeah! Proud of it. Now you can only attack grammatical errors!  You are losing steam I say.  Bring more gist I say.  You idiot!  The great solicitor of male "favors".  You cheap Nairaland dime a dozen lollipop sucker!

Wow finally i got through with all d comments raised on just this simple tread.
its really hot in here,
do we really need to be showing off our strength. i thought  that forums should be a place
4 learning and intellectual display not battle grounds.
i bet over 80% of people here can't even remember what d real post of this tread is all about which is (How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage), at a time i myself got confused cus of d type of missile and abusive words been used. Please lets show a sign of maturity here and respect 4 each other too.
Peace to all

Yes, what do you have to show for your life except hepatic blisters on your shrivelled up tomato lips?  From too much "oko mala" sucking?  Your thighs have everything to do with it because guys on Nairaland are complaining you want to suffocate them with elephantisis!

My failure shows and very glaring too.  Tell us what you have accomplished in your soooo sooooo young life besides dancing naked on Nairaland?  Idiot.  I say tell me more--Oloda Rabata!

This ma marriage dey pain you I swear.  I say I get band not ring!  You are busy having religious "promise and friendship" rings to match your zodiac sign as a token of your customers' love--after being emotionally duped.  Sorry darling, I am not in your league.  Kpele OooooooooooooH!