Ghana Must Go

It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student

delib, a  Ghanaian joined the class in one of Nigerria's university.

The Lecturer said, "Let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history.

          Who said 'I shall return to die in the land of my fathers'"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for delib, who had his hand up

"King Jaja of Opobo, 1875"

"Very good!

            Who said 'the land use act will feed the nation'"?

Again, no response except from delib: "Obasanjo, 1976".

The Lecturer snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. delib
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do"

The lecturer heard a loud whisper: " Ghana must go" "Who said that?" she demanded

delib put his hand up. "Buhari, 1984".

At that point, a student in the back scornfully said,

              "Hmmm, you think you are smart"

The Lecturer glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, delib said "Babangida to Abiola, 1992."

Now furious, another student yelled, 

            "Oh yeah? Eat this!"

delib jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
lecturer, "Indian mistress to Abacha, 1998!"

Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said, 

          "You little Shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you"

delib frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Chris Uba to Ngige,2004!


The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"

delib whispered, "Chimaroke Nnamani,James Ibori,Ayodele Fayose,Lucky Igbinedon,2007

*what a brilliant delib*

good work

this is jokes,i love itttt

efuah is a Ghanian   don't you know?

thx delib. . . as brillant as ever.

@tyty. . . kukuvi would av bn better.

why turkey clemcy? na u wicked like this?

tyty . . . u're tempting me o

tyty abegy help me blast that guy called ibkdikson he is causING  chaos in this forum at the thread of gongo aso please beef him ok. i trust you

y me? am not a twobu maker, u kno?

  u this d**k son wey i try to avoid, u still find me come hia, ooooooooooooo i c, na u them send come?
any weapon that fashioned against me shall never prosper 

haha!!!! is it up to that extent? anyway sha they talk say you be nice lady. nice meeting you. i don dey run after you since!!!

gOD PUNISH UR BURATASHI

God in heaven see love ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. see as people they die, they abuse there self for know reason.

uhm. . . . . . . .

ohpe.

tyty why u too lyke breast? abi your own don expire?

*checks ttyty's breast for damage*