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JOEFY
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DISS THE MAMA OF THE PERON ABOVE YOU, NOW DISS MY MAMA CAUSE I'M ABOVE YOU AND SO ON.
RULES, ANYTHING GOES, JUST DISS THE MAMA OF THE PERSON ABOVE YOU. NO SHAKING.
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J UNIT (m)
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joefy, yo mamma so poor, she can't even pay attention, yo mamma so fat, it takes her a whole year to turn around.
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simmy (m)
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yo mamma got a doctor to put a pussy on her hips so she could make moni on the side
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bolajibaok (m)
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@simmy
yo mama is so fat . she nicknamed her right fist fat joe so she could make you lean back
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Sharn06
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your momma is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car
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bolajibaok (m)
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lol, yo momma is so fat that she is still stuck in 2007
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J UNIT (m)
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bolaji, your mama's teeth is as yellow as the son, your mama so dum, she failed an hiv test.
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bolajibaok (m)
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J-UNIT
YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB SHE BRUSHES HER TEETH DAILY WITH THE HAIR ON YA POPSY'S PRIVATES .LOL
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OMO IBO (m)
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bolajibaok, your mama so stupid she thinks lasagne is some kind of disease
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bolajibaok (m)
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lasagne, hilarious
@omo ibo
your momma is so fat she personally occupied a whole truck that carries 69 cows alone
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dantolee (m)
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yo mama is sooo big, the last time she bent over, we had a solar eclipse,
yo mama is so ugly, she can make an onion cry,
yo mama is soooo fat, that when she jumped for joy!, she got stuck,
the last time yo mama wore high heels she struck oil,
yo mama is so ugly, that when she got a job at a retired old folks home, they went out of business,
the dead sea became dead because yo mama decided to take a bath,
she's sooo big, that when she went diving in kuramo beach, they had a tsunami, called it "el- yo mama"
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OMO IBO (m)
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lasagne, hilarious
@omo ibo
your momma is so fat she personally occupied a whole truck that carries 69 cows alone
hahahahahahahahahahahahah, good come back! |
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nextbeatz (m)
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Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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J UNIT (m)
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your mama is as dark as the end of my pot.
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nextbeatz (m)
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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J UNIT (m)
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yo mama so fat everytime she jumps and falls, an earthquaqe occurs.
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edosioo (f)
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yo momma so dumb the only time she hears the number 9 is when she listens to modenine
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J UNIT (m)
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yo mama is as old as mount everest, she's so old wven the motuary is jealous, are teeths are so yellow, the sun is jealous.
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nextbeatz (m)
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yo momma is so stupid. she is named ?
yo momma so dumb the only time she hears the number 9 is when she listens to modenine
@ edosioo They abuse the next person's mom not give props!!! i mean it shows the person's mom is hip hop, You dumb Dumb |
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J UNIT (m)
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nextbeatz, your mama so dum she gave birth to you.
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edosioo (f)
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j unit
yo momma is so dumb . she told u that g-unit is the same as j-unit
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J UNIT (m)
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edioso your mamma so dum, she is not really your mama,she forgot where she put you.
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edosioo (f)
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@j unit
yo momma is as dumb as sharn06., she got permanently banned for commiting the same offence 3 times
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markolini (m)
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yo momma is so dumb she sent me a fax wit a stamp on it
yo momma is so ugly she went to a stripper club and got paid to put her clothes on,
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deola1 (m)
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what! u guys are off the chain  |
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markolini (m)
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deola your momma's so ugly when she was born they taught she was d real baby's poo so they kept waitin 4 d real baby
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FLOWSHOW
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lol markolini u dey craze
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markolini (m)
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flow u moma is so dumb when she bought her sanitary pad she poured urine on it, when asked y she did it,she said she was testing it's durability,
your moma is so ugly she can't get a plastic surgery, everytime she goes to the hospital they go out of business
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markolini (m)
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sumone plssssss diss my mama, joey u started d thread u ain't said nuffin yet, y u at??
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markolini (m)
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nobody wants to post right?
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J UNIT (m)
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markolini your mama so ugly that when she was born your grandma threw her away but away threw her back.
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markolini (m)
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lol nice one
your moma is so ugly when she was thrown into a heap of dirt they couldn't find her, she blended perfectely wit the trash
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