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Krayola (m)
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Yo mama so dumb,on a trip to Benin,she saw a sign that read Benin Left and said damn,I shoulda come earlier
hahaa. . . classic Your momma is so fat, she stood on a scale and her weight read "to be continued" |
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J UNIT (m)
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@ myself 2 Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed. @ krayola Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! @ lilgeezy Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. @ next person to reply Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."   |
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Myself2 (m)
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@ J Unit
Yo mama so dumb her friend asked her to go buy a color TV and she asked "What color?"
@ Krayola
Yo mama breasts so flat yo daddy flinches anytime he sees people eating fried eggs
@ Liljeezy
Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
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Myself2 (m)
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Yo mama teeth so big and gapped, Carl Lewis ran hurdles with them.
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J UNIT (m)
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@ myself 2
yo mamma so short, her feet shows on her drivers license photo
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statik (m)
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thanks 4 ya infantile post, but,
i got one quetion for U,
what pleasure do your mama get in suckin your privates?
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J UNIT (m)
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lame dawg, just admit defeat, anyway her's one for yo mamma
yo mamma so old, her passport number is written in roman numerals
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soso boy
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@j unit
i read your jokes,but they ain't right/
they are a lot like your mamma's waistline,not quite tight/
yo mamma is so primitive that she opened evrybody's drink at a big occassion with her teeth when opener was not found,which made yo papa sent her packing,telling everybody that he never knew that he's been sleeping under the same roof with and opener
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statik (m)
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soso boy,U got it right on dat wack j u-nuts,dat kid wanna set a Yo MAmA battle with me,''datz a creepin shyt'', matter of fact, soso boy take this, ya mama been addicted to leakin sperm dat nowadayz, she leaks mucus sheriff j u-nuts take this; yo mama's womb is ill fertiled dat any kid she deliver must go for Artificial fertility, [cum text me boi] |
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statik (m)
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sum wack dude'r gettin feeble over my shit!!!!
im realy sorry,i mean sorry,
sheriff J u-nuts nd soso toy r scared to pull my thorny shuzzzz[bitch ass Niggas]
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J UNIT (m)
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statik
yo mamma's so poor, her whole house is on a wheelbarrow
yo mamma's so old she's got jesus's number on her diary
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J UNIT (m)
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fuk yo mamma statik
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statik (m)
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sheriff J U-nuts so sick a line up!! yo father knew ya mama was a nympho nd so get extra marital affairs he put sensor on her vagina to know when a foreign privates iz workin!!!  |
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statik (m)
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double impact---
J U-nuts
ya father knew ya mama iz a nympho and gets extra marital affairs
he put sensor on her vagina to know when a foreign penis is workin
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J UNIT (m)
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@ statik
yo mamma so fat when she steps on a scale , it reads, one at a time pls
yo mamma so fat when she puts on a yellow jersey, ppl shout, taxxxxxxxxxi
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statik (m)
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yo' mama've been addicted to smoking that
a smoke from a burnin wood gets her high
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J UNIT (m)
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@ STATIK
your MAMMA SO STUPID SHE WALKS INTO AN ANTIQUE SHOP AND ASKS WATS NEW?
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prince 82 (m)
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j_unit is the best in here
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statik (m)
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prince 82 or sumttin U must be a compliment to sheriff j-u nuts sheriff,u've called ya homeboy to back u up, datz sick!!dawg  |
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statik (m)
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prince 82 fo' intrudin thx 4 U ya mama got no reasonin,this made each mornin members of ya family giv her sum reasonin fo' her to be reasonin fine fo' da day, |
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statik (m)
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sheriff thx 4 U,
ya local mum wears boxers as underwear
da day she wore g string,she was movin around town only on it fo' sample
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J UNIT (m)
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@ statik Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. ouuuuch   |
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statik (m)
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i'll stop beatin U considerin da fact dat U r still a kid coz i can see it ya posts sound soo infantile,  |
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statik (m)
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itz a kinda child i abuse, take tha last from me, measurin ya mama ass so wild,she decided to be makin panties dat fit 'em ass pounds |
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J UNIT (m)
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statik yo mamma so ugly that when she was born, the doctor threw her away, but away threw her back.
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statik (m)
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im done wit ya, u still a kid, nd
keep stillig line people lines, dats poor
i know who got da last line u used in dissin yaself little ass worm
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J UNIT (m)
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statik yo mamma, so dum, she gave birth to you
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statik (m)
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as fo' liitle u-nuts im done wit u,
any body else wanna trade diss wimmie?
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Myself2 (m)
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Howdy y'all,missed me? well fuc'k all y'all Now let's jump off like we be on 'em ones and twos Ya dig |
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Myself2 (m)
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@ Prince 8 2 da fucking 2
Yo momma so stupid,she got locked up inside Mr Biggs and starved to death
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Myself2 (m)
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@ J Unit
Yo momma so dumb,the pizza man asked if he should cut her pizza into six pieces or twelve,and she replied"six please I could never finish twelve pieces"
@ Krayola
Yo momma so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home
@ Statik
Yo momma so dumb one evening she asked a stranger what time it was and the strager replied 4.45pm,then she went"I wonder why people just can't be honest,imagine since morning I've asked ten people what the time was and they all kept telling me different things"
Oh about how low yo momma's IQ is;
Yo momma so dumb you gotta dig the ground for her IQ
@ Next to reply
Yo momma so light-headed she jumped out da window and went upwards
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mad skillz
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Yo momma so old, her birth certificate's in roman numerals, blah!
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