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@Myself2
Yo momma so poor i saw her kicking can down the street. I asked her "whatchu doin"? She said "moving".
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prince 82 (m)
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@ myself yo momma is a hermaphrodite, she fcuked herself and gave birth to you.  |
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xqwysyte (f)
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@ prince 82 Yo momma is so fat, she comes from both sides of the family! |
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prince 82 (m)
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@prince 82 yo momma is so ugly, , what I'm I saying? infact, Yo momma head. i will meet u later.let me pack up disses for yo momma. and how do u mean come from both familly? |
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xqwysyte (f)
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While you there sulking, here is another one to simmer. Prince 96, yo momma is so fat, i ran around her twice and got lost. |
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prince 82 (m)
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@xqwysyte Yo momma drinks garri with bread oh u dissed me twice? holy ghost fell on yo momma,she gave birth and named you xqwyste yo momma is ugly like opra and yo poppa is ugly like obasanjo,. are u sure u are their real daughter? |
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xqwysyte (f)
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Prince 82
your momma so ugly when your grandma gave birth to her, she threw her away but away threw her back.
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prince 82 (m)
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@xqwysyte yo momma there!! |
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mykali
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@xqwysyte
yo momma so ugly . . .she looks in the mirror and have nightmares 
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xqwysyte (f)
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@ mykkali Yo momma is like a library, Open to the Public! |
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mykali
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@xqwysyte
yo momma so ugly, she went to hell and makes the devil bans HALLOWEEN'S EVE
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statik (m)
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mykali,so it was your mother? im so sorry, take heart dawg,juxt lik havin no mother  |
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Uchedude (m)
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Yo momma is so ugly that she looks in the mirror and yells "hey stay the f**k away from me"[color=][/color][color=][/color]
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jassie (m)
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your mama's so dumb, she went to a restaurant to get creampied
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faakay (m)
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your mama head use two hand clean yanch, |
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jassie (m)
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your mama head use two hand clean yanch, dis guy never get sense sha. . .  |
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mykali
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mykali,so it was your mother? im so sorry, take heart dawg,juxt lik havin no mother |
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J UNIT (m)
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yo yo , yo mamma king is back, here's one
yo mamma so stupid, she walkde into and antique shop and asks, whats new?
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B11-ladman
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Yo mamma so stupid she cant talk brian to your iq, not to come to nl to diss some mama
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Donpuzo
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Yala Iyae, you could call me bale , mess your pale,
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statik (m)
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sum heads are still down, it'z a pity!!! sheriff J u nuts is still gettin mo' nuts  |
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punchlinee
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yo momma is so ugly even taribo couldnt date her |
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Myself2 (m)
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yo yo , yo mamma king is back, here's one
yo mamma so stupid, she walkde into and antique shop and asks, whats new?
Yo J,fucck you talkin' 'bout,,,, Yo momma so fat,when we played hide and seek,I spotted her behind mountain Kilimajaro |
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Myself2 (m)
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@ Statik
Yo momma so fat it takes six hours to download her photo in a high-speed internet medium
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Myself2 (m)
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@ Punchlinee
Yo momma so fat when you hang up her picture on the wall,the wall collapses
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Myself2 (m)
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@ xqwesyte
Yo momma so deep,when her boyfriend drives his trailer into her garage,she always asks,is it in yet??
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention
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Myself2 (m)
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@ prince 82
Yo momma so poor,your family ate corn flakes with fork to save the milk for another day
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J UNIT (m)
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yo mamma king is back, hers a quick one to all da odas
yo mamma is so dum, she needs to put on lipstick to make up her mind
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