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J UNIT (m)
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markolini, your mama so stupid she had an aborted you but you didn't wanna die.
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markolini (m)
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J UNIT, yo mama is so ugly she gave u a nickname after her middle name, JUNK , JUNK UNIT {J UNIT}
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J UNIT (m)
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markolini your mamma so old her breast milk is now powder milk.
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markolini (m)
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J UNIT u moma is so dumb she prepared indomie (pepper soup style) and ate i wit pounded yam
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J UNIT (m)
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your mamma so dumb she gave birth to you
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markolini (m)
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guy abeg go sit down u no get lines
yo moma is so black her surname was changed to PENUMBRA (total darkness)
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J UNIT (m)
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your mamma's i-q is has little has her height.
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markolini (m)
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am wastin my time wit u, let me give u one last one n then go
search a worthy opponent,
junit u moma is so ugly they thought she was the aftermat of hurricane katrina
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makavele (m)
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YOUR MAMMAS ARE THE CLUMSIEST SHITS IN OUR WORLD
SO DARK, THAT THEY CAN BE CALLED DARK LORDS
SHOULD I SAY LORDESS, OH MY GOODNESS,
YOUR MAMMAS ARE BITCHES, AND THEIR ***** ITCHES.
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markolini (m)
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makavele your momma is d only reason the word DISGUSTING was created
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makavele (m)
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WHY DIDNT YOU NAME YOURSELF MACARONNI
I GUESS YOUR MOMMA ATE TOO MUCH SPAGHETTI,
AND SHE DON'T KNOW THE LETTER T
STANDS FOR MOTHERHOOD "TRAUMA"
THATS WHAT SHE GOT
AND SHE AIN HOT
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ice_zik (m)
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@MAkavele
Your Momma's so stupid that when she gave birth to you, she called the Doctor over and asked whose child you were?
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makavele (m)
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MAKARONIIIIII
THATS WHAT I CALL YA
CAN YOU HEAR THE BELL, YOUR MOMMA IS ABOUT TO LOSE YA.
DONT mess WITH ME, COS YOUR MOMMA AINT MY TYPE
I GUESS I WOULD GIVE HER CANCER THAT'S GOT THE HYPE
NEXT TO ME, IS YOUR BAD ASS MOM
SHE'S MY TOY, I DRINK HER LIKE RUM
GO TO SCHOOL, KID, MAMMA AINT COMING BACK
THE NEXT THING U'LL SEE IS HER GRAVE, COS MAKAVELE GAVE HER A WHACK
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markolini (m)
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u's sorry sight maine as wretched as a goat
your moma was a wee wench when she passed out on a coach
driven near madness cuzz she gave birth to a roach(you)
go to school lil' boy or your moma u gonn loat
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makavele (m)
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@Markolini
WHERE SHOULD I START FROM ~ YOUR MAMMA'S ASS IS FROZEN
SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT 10 PLUS 2 MAKES A DOZEN
YOU'VE GOT A CRAZY MAMMA ~WHO LOOKS LIKE A FLAMINGO
I COULD RIDE HER ON MY BED LIKE ZE ROBERTO
YOUR MAMMA THINKS SHE'S AS HOT AS THUNDER
BUT WITH MY FINGERS I COULD FCUK HER "UNDER"
HER **** STINKS LIKE A BIN
I COULD THROW MY DIRT IN THERE, I COULD SLAP HER CHIN
your MAMMA IS A BABY-MAKING MACHINE
SHE GOES BANANAS WHEN I IGNITE MY ENGINE
MY ADVISE IS "U BETTER WATCH your MOUTH"
WHEN AM THRU WITH DISSING YOU ~ YOU BETTER NOT POUT
mess 'EM, YOUR MAMMA AND YOU
AS I WOULD ALWAYS SAY, GO AHEAD AND KISS MY BUTT
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markolini (m)
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@ makavele
makavele u know ~u mom's cunt is rotten
she's dirties wench~i ever stuck my cock in
am sure she takes her bath in tubs filled wit skunk spray
she doesn't know a word of english smells like a snail
us a lil boi so i ain't gonn diss u
u should learn to bow when d bigger men approach u
nairaland note/u fukc u use 1 condom
remember u use six when it makavele's dumb mum
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makavele (m)
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@Markolini
it's a pity i dissed your mom, am the macho
i guessed she left your dad, because he's a homo (sexual)
he fcuked your cranked ass like i did your momma
hmnnn, she tastes pretty good, i mean sour
its crazy u had a mom like jezebel
next week is her funeral, so am ringing the bell
of death, yeah and thats the fact
your momma keeps begging me for a wack
i love your momma's *****
shit, i get it 10 times a day
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markolini (m)
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your mom is worst thing dat ever happened to humanity
stretch marks allover one would she was scar city
her breast flapped at 20 cuzz she breast fed u a goat
when u asked for meat she fed u wit a bowl of roach
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dayong (m)
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what is it you are talking about
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markolini (m)
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ok i'll xplain
(your mom is worst thing that ever happened to humanity)
am sure u know wat dat means
(stretch marks allover one would she was scar city)
means she has stretch marks like she was a city of scars
(her breast flapped at 20 cuzz she breast fed u a goat)
her breast slackened from feeding makavele who is a goat
(when u asked for meat she fed u wit a bowl of roach)
anytime he asks for meat she gives him a bowl of cockroach
hope u dig ??peace out
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makavele (m)
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@dayong
we're dissing each other's mom,,,,,,,,,,,,,me and MARKOLINI
@MArkolini
its pretty good i got a roach for a mum
but its all bad that she swam in my cum
when i fcuked her and i she i kissed
i think makavele, she misses me
your momma taste incredibly bitter
so u aint got a momma, am your babysitter\
am spanking your ass, bad ass son
am fcuking your momma, am grinding her **** like rum
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makavele (m)
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am looking at my rearview
i can see a bitch thats new
am gonna take the fool for a ride
and plunge into her **** that's wide
who's this bitch on the block
it's markolini's mom sucking c**k
always dashing out blowjobs like dat's her job
damn, what can i say, jerk
your momma carried you for 3
months, and that's why u aint got a spleen
your head's too small, lil' boy
you don't add up to half, lil' toy
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markolini (m)
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hahaha u juss dissed urself fucko
son go get a life or u'll be hanged on your time zone
i waste time dissin u,u waste of spit
i juss logout now n let u go to sleep
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makavele (m)
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OH MY GOODNESS, THE FCUKER JUST LOGGED OUT
HE LIED, I REALLY GOT HIS BRAIN LOCKED OUT
LIKE KATRINA, I GOT HIM SWEPT OUT
NOW, MY PROPHECY, AM SENDING HIM OUT (OF THIS THREAD)
ITS A SHAME, YOU COULDNT FACE MAKAVELE
HMM, I THINK YOU BETTER GO WATCH THE TeeVee
CARTOONS WERE MADE FOR YOU AND YOUR MOMMA
GOES PINK LIKE FLOWERS WHEN ITS COMES TO SUMMER
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markolini (m)
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son/ y would i wanna logout cuzz o u/
u dumbest thing/ i seen after shrek 2/
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makavele (m)
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i hope to be in the battle of the illiest
just to prove, that markolini is the wackest
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J UNIT (m)
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markavele, what da flip yo mamma so dump she wanted to name you makelele cause you are as black as night, but she forgot the spelling, such a fool.
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makavele (m)
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@ J-UNIT
Really, i guessed your momma fancied your pappa being gay
dats why she couldnt help u differentiate a G from a J
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J UNIT (m)
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@ makavelele]
yo mamma has no taste in men, that is why she ended up eith you.
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J UNIT (m)
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@ makavelele
yo mamma so fat we are in her right now.
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J UNIT (m)
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@ makavelele
yo mamma so fat when she wears a yallow jersey people shout "taxi"
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J UNIT (m)
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@ markelele
yo mamma so stupid that she puts on lip stick on her head just to make up her mind
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