Yo Mamma,

@J-UNIT

Your momma was created to be a taboo,
so dumb, she don't know how to light-up a candle,

@J-UNit

you aint got a single rhyme in your lines
dont mess with me, cos u we aint types

Your mamma's so stupid dat
when she had her first mernache
she drank what's hers
misconstruing it for red wine

you've got a pentium 2 momma, she needs an upgrade
she sometimes uses her p*ssy's blood for red eyeshades
all their years of marriage, your pa couldnt even get your momma a brocade
but his d**k was busy fcuking some nursemaids.

it's your momma who always comes back for more
am always borrowing my d**k to your papa like am a lessor
i've got smoother lines, and i'll outscore you
u've got an eyesore, and a heart sore too

@J-UNIT

wat happened to the thread, MAKAVELE vs J-UNIT

it seems your momma advised u not to battle wit top dons,

@J-UNIT

dat shit is still wack, i aint feeling dat'
u've got to spit harder, kkkkkkkkkkkkkk>?

u said my momma starved to death,
i fcuked your momma for all i care,

j-unit dat's an old tale
go fcuk your momma, and tell me how she tastes

  @naija made
yo mamma so fat in a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says "okay", she is so fat, when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.

yo mamma is my ex

crude yo mamma so old, when god said there be light, yo mamma was the one who turned on the switch.

i guess i'm the yo mamma king, or anyone wanna take me on.

HARD BALLER, YO MAMMA IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO A RESTAURANT, SHE LOOKED AT THE MENU AND SAID TO THE WAITER "OKAY", AND YO MAMMA SO STUPID, I ONCE SAW HER PEEPING THRU A GLASS WINDOW, OH YA AND YO MAMMA IS SO OLD SHE WAS THE WAITER AT THE LAST SUPPER

CRUDE Yo Momma so fat, she went to the fat contest and came in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd!
JUNIT Yo momma's so short, she jumped off the curb to commit suicide.

@ method man
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

  @hard baller
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.