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makavele (m)
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@J-UNIT
Your momma was created to be a taboo,
so dumb, she don't know how to light-up a candle,
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J UNIT (m)
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@ makavelele
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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makavele (m)
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@J-UNit
you aint got a single rhyme in your lines
don't mess with me, because u we aint types
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J UNIT (m)
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@ makavele
your mamma so old, i asked her to act her own age, and she died, yo mamma so stupid she asked me" what's the number for 911"
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makavele (m)
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Your mamma's so stupid that
when she had her first mernache
she drank what's hers
misconstruing it for red wine
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J UNIT (m)
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Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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makavele (m)
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you've got a pentium 2 momma, she needs an upgrade
she sometimes uses her p*ssy's blood for red eyeshades
all their years of marriage, your pa couldnt even get your momma a brocade
but his d**k was busy fcuking some nursemaids.
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J UNIT (m)
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yo mamma is like a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more,
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makavele (m)
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it's your momma who always comes back for more
am always borrowing my d**k to your papa like am a lessor
i've got smoother lines, and i'll outscore you
u've got an eyesore, and a heart sore too
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J UNIT (m)
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yo mamma is so fat, she fell in love, and broke it.
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makavele (m)
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@J-UNIT
what happened to the thread, MAKAVELE vs J-UNIT
it seems your momma advised u not to battle wit top dons,
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J UNIT (m)
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@ makavelel
when you were born, yo mamma looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
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makavele (m)
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@J-UNIT
that shit is still wack, i aint feeling that'
u've got to spit harder, kkkkkkkkkkkkkk>?
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J UNIT (m)
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
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makavele (m)
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u said my momma starved to death,
i fcuked your momma for all i care,
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J UNIT (m)
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i asked yom mamma to go get me a color tv and she asked me 'which colour?
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makavele (m)
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j-unit that's an old tale
go fcuk your momma, and tell me how she tastes
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naija_made (m)
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@ J UNOT
Yo mama so STUPID she got tangled up in a CORDLESS phone.
Yo mama is twice the MAN , you are
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J UNIT (m)
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@naija made
yo mamma so fat in a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says "okay", she is so fat, when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.
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makavele (m)
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you mamma' tripped, fell and caused an earthquake
he weight can only be measured with a riechter scale
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J UNIT (m)
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yo mamma is my ex
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Crude
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your mama's so exited after the short time we spent together
It slipped out of her tongue "J-UNIT, i guess i hate your father"
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J UNIT (m)
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crude yo mamma so old, when god said there be light, yo mamma was the one who turned on the switch.
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J UNIT (m)
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i guess i'm the yo mamma king, or anyone want to take me on.
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Hardballer (m)
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your mother so dirty
she took a bath and lost weight
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J UNIT (m)
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HARD BALLER, YO MAMMA IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO A RESTAURANT, SHE LOOKED AT THE MENU AND SAID TO THE WAITER "OKAY", AND YO MAMMA SO STUPID, I ONCE SAW HER PEEPING THRU A GLASS WINDOW, OH YA AND YO MAMMA IS SO OLD SHE WAS THE WAITER AT THE LAST SUPPER
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Crude
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@Y'all
Wack! like Wack
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Hardballer (m)
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CRUDE Yo Momma so fat, she went to the fat contest and came in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd!
JUNIT Yo momma's so short, she jumped off the curb to commit suicide.
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Method-Man (m)
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shit i can believe i didnt join in this from the start!  Zappening house!!!
Ya'all mamma is so beautiful but she pales in comparison to my great gran!!  |
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J UNIT (m)
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@ method man
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
@hard baller
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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J UNIT (m)
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shaz, please get a pole vote on this thing, t determine the yo mamma king,
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