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Dalby (m)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #224 on: March 05, 2008, 11:31 PM »

@Tpia

Na by ship and road you go now, that one dey too strenuous, person go dey road for 2 months never still reach Kiss
blacklion (m)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #225 on: March 05, 2008, 11:34 PM »

Quote from: windywendy on March 05, 2008, 11:25 PM
Oh I didn't even know you called me a frustrated spinster. But why na? Because I disagreed with your opinion? Awwww, poor insecure you. But like I mentioned earlier, your opinion is really not as important as you think it is -- at least not to most of us, it isn't. I guess you're one of those guys who go about thinking that women ought to consider themselves lucky if a man even as much as says "hi" to them. And so anyone that shows even the slightest sign of having a mind is classed as a "frustrated spinster"  Grin Grin Chei, in this same world we live in? Tis so sad. Good night o, mr feminazi. Although with the amount of energy you're devoting to these so-called feminazi issues, it makes me wonder sha . . . anyway make I no talk again  Lips sealed

As an aside, you should visit the business section sometime. It's more interesting than this one. There's a thread "stock market tips for nigerians" that could use some of this your energy.

Madam Business Analyst,

I really don't know how people can trust your stock tips when u don't even seem to be able to read carefully before hitting your keyboard.

I never called you a 'frustrated spinster'.

It was your cheerleaders who were claiming that I called you a 'frustrated spinster'

Got it?

Sheesh! Its not rocket science.

Na wa for you o!  Grin

Anywayz, I am el cheapo personified and I just love free stock tips - so I'll certainly be visiting your fav threads shortly.
Dalby (m)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #226 on: March 05, 2008, 11:35 PM »

I forgot to add that I am not that desperate, no body dey pursue me from house Embarrassed
windywendy (f)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #227 on: March 05, 2008, 11:37 PM »

Quote from: blacklion on March 05, 2008, 11:34 PM
Madam Business Analyst,

I really don't know how people can trust your stock tips when u don't even seem to be able to read carefully before hitting your keyboard.

I never called you a 'frustrated spinster'.

It was your cheerleaders who were claiming that I called you a 'frustrated spinster'

Got it?

Sheesh! Its not rocket science.

Na wa for you o! Grin

Anywayz, I am el cheapo personified and I just love free stock tips - so I'll certainly be visiting your fav threads shortly.

Ok o, let's meet at the business section then. Please remember to leave your feminazi propaganda here o. Na strictly business we dey yarn for there. See you there.
blacklion (m)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #228 on: March 05, 2008, 11:40 PM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on March 05, 2008, 11:15 PM
people can't even wriite about their lives without morons throwing it at other people's faces in other threads that have NOTHING to do with such

The hell does job and accountancy have to do with anything? Some of you are so immature it's ridiculous.

Shebi ah talk am sey di girls wey dia mouth sharp pass for this thread be under 18 eaglets. Una no see am now?

This pikin no fit decode tpia and dalmy gist na im e come dey yarn this one again.

My pipul talk sey wetin pikin no fit see as e tanda na im elder dey see as im siddon

Obele
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #229 on: March 05, 2008, 11:51 PM »

 @    D-reloaded ,
                            I like u because of your staight forward .You don,t take chances @ all .More grease to your elbow,by rebuking those fools that know the right place to post their bullshit.
 
D-reloaded (f)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #230 on: March 06, 2008, 12:37 AM »

Thanks obele

blac klion, speak english or stop referring to me.
tempestous
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #231 on: March 06, 2008, 12:38 AM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on March 06, 2008, 12:37 AM
blac klion, speak english or stop referring to me.
ROTFLMSBO. . . . in his own mind, he's speaking proper English  Cheesy Cheesy
d1tha1
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #232 on: March 06, 2008, 01:01 AM »

Methinks the babe is kind of uptight and already had very high expectations about a marriage proposal from the guy seeing dey had been together for 4 years. This probably blinded her from seeing d guys intention for what dey really are and the spirit behind his choice of words. 

Words are only as good as the mindset from which dey r spoken, who knows maybe it was d guys attempt to use humour ( ;DI for one would think it funny if i was a babe and a guy proposed to me like that, especially if he was my freind, ). Or mayb he was just testing her. If dey r reaaly freinds den i think she overreacted
bawomolo (m)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #233 on: March 06, 2008, 01:21 AM »

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the guy was a jack-ass and deserves what he got. "I've decided to marry you"!!!!! as if she begged or he was thinking on whether she is worth it. abeg make she throw that yeye fish for water after all plenty still dey.

yes throw 4years of your life into the drain over some silly miscommunication. jeez u I N D E P E N D E N T chicks can be something else.
katherinae (f)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #234 on: March 06, 2008, 01:31 AM »

post pics here when they have the weddin, the guy should learn to talk less and she should reduce the amount of attention she gives to the words that come out of his mouth
tpia
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #235 on: March 06, 2008, 02:25 AM »

Quote from: blacklion on March 05, 2008, 11:40 PM
Shebi ah talk am sey di girls wey dia mouth sharp pass for this thread be under 18 eaglets. Una no see am now?

This pikin no fit decode tpia and dalmy gist na im e come dey yarn this one again.

My pipul talk sey wetin pikin no fit see as e tanda na im elder dey see as im siddon



you must be smoking the same thing as dalby.

I've noticed a trend on nairaland these days where people start spilling what they regard as others' personal information, in an attempt to score some cheap points and make the person look bad.

Why should I worry myself about anything dalby feels like posting about me? its a free world.  People are free to post any information they think they have, about random strangers they've never met in real life but who they loose sleep over at night.

That's what instant messenging is for- random information about people on nairaland. Juicy gist and even juicier gossip.

So far, the guy has said I'm working three jobs, I'm an accountant because of taxes, I live or don't live in Nigeria. All very useful information, as far as I know.
he also included other usefully coded information such as telling me he's married and going home to his wife, he has a job which pays him wonderfully (better than my own), I trekked out of Nigeria through whatever country or countries he cares to name, etc etc. Not to mention the fact that according to him I'm still trekking and so far havent even reached my destination.

At least im own never reach pawpaw level yet. abi no be poop packer pawpaw say I dey do for abroad? Since all Nigerians in diaspora dey pack sh*t. This one still say I be accountant. maybe na one of my other three jobs involve sh*t packing. Undecided

I've also noticed 95% of dalby's posts are in response to something AJ said. I doubt he'D have anything sensible to type on nairaland if he's writing for himself and not as follow follow.

Whoever wants to rant should rant o.

If you have any info on me, please spill the beans. I don't even need to bother verifying or denying- after all ,it must be true, or how else would people have heard about it. In fact, i'm saying right now that any info someone posts about me on nairaland, is true. Guaranteed true by me, and stamped with my seal of approval. You can quote me for future reference.

sheesh. Considering how folks are going kolo these days with people's pictures and what not, is it even surprising. You have a personal problem with somebody, you post pictures of her family. You mutilate other people's pictures. You cast aspersions on people for issues not even related to the topics being discussed.  Are all these the marks of civilized or even sane people. 

But carry on, sha. I dey. Grin

local radicals. Grin
tpia
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #236 on: March 06, 2008, 02:42 AM »

Quote from: katherinae on March 06, 2008, 01:31 AM
post pics here when they have the weddin, the guy should learn to talk less and she should reduce the amount of attention she gives to the words that come out of his mouth

true talk. Smiley
spoilt (f)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #237 on: March 06, 2008, 02:42 AM »

i would take his proposal and force feed him with it.  Angry
kenflipper (m)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #238 on: March 06, 2008, 02:59 AM »

This is the most interesting topic i have ever contributed to, because' i had same experience wit my girl.
The fact that the guy said ''I have finally decided to marry You" means the girl has been all over his neck asking and begging him, when will you marry me?? and i sure the guy has been like soon! Very soon as i would have said.
I would advise the girl to be careful so the guy wont have to change his mind. Although the truth is that when such decisions are made by guys they find it difficult to Switch back.
debosky (m)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #239 on: March 06, 2008, 03:52 AM »

@ Rad

All opinions expressed by me on this thread are largely facetious and tongue in cheek. Wink

wetin come be all this drama between the guys and tpia? Abeg if una wan marry make you take tally number, na me be her manager  Cheesy Cool

@ spoilt

no need to stuff him with it, tell him he is BANNED from accessing the twins and he will arrange himself sharp sharp  Cheesy

general note

there must be so much frustration amongst Nigerians shabefore the topic even lands, people go off attacking personalities instead of dealing with the issues. I wonder why  Huh Sad
spoilt (f)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #240 on: March 06, 2008, 04:11 AM »

Guys want to bang but they don't want to commit.
Anyway guys have a way of posing when it comes to marriage.   In their hearts they know you are a real babe and a half and the best chick to ever darken their doorway but on the outside they form and act like they don't want to marry.  Grin

"I have finally agreed to marry you" !  Hehehehe. The more i repeat it to myself , the more ridiculous it sounds.
stillwater (f)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #241 on: March 06, 2008, 04:13 AM »

Quote
general note

there must be so much frustration amongst Nigerians shabefore the topic even lands, people go off attacking personalities instead of dealing with the issues. I wonder why  


You've already stated the obvious, no need wondering.
4Him (m)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #242 on: March 06, 2008, 04:20 AM »

Quote from: spoilt on March 06, 2008, 04:11 AM
Guys want to bang but they don't want to commit.

don't blame guys.  Tongue Women think that banging is the key to the hallowed chambers of marriage.

Quote from: spoilt on March 06, 2008, 04:11 AM
Anyway guys have a way of posing when it comes to marriage. In their hearts they know you are a real babe and a half and the best chick to ever darken their doorway but on the outside they form and act like they don't want to marry. Grin

You talk true my sister.

Quote from: spoilt on March 06, 2008, 04:11 AM
"I have finally agreed to marry you" ! Hehehehe. The more i repeat it to myself , the more ridiculous it sounds.

Actually when i think of it now it wasnt so bad. I wish the girl could have had a better sense of humor.
stillwater (f)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #243 on: March 06, 2008, 04:29 AM »

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don't blame guys.   Women think that banging is the key to the hallowed chambers of marriage.

And probably it was "imaginary beings" not men who pester them to think that way, abi? Huh
The Sly
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #244 on: March 06, 2008, 04:31 AM »

see them Ladies hmnnnnnnnnn!!

Be it ''i have agreed to marry you'' or Come and be my lady because in my dreams i see my baby in your tommy''   
whats important is the message he was trying to pass across which we already know. . .

To me there is nothing wrong with itOhh Lawd!
Bu' ladies don't y'all get tired of scopes everytime. . ?
stillwater (f)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #245 on: March 06, 2008, 04:43 AM »

@ sly Cheesy

I really don't care about the issue of who's right and who's wrong, all this romantic thrills on do's and don't's bore me like hell, but the manner in which you pass your message across could make the message itself meaningless to the other person.
spoilt (f)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #246 on: March 06, 2008, 04:50 AM »

you can't blame her. why would a man propose to a woman like that? as if he has a gun to his head. when he signs the dotted lines he stands to gain. heck he gets a 'washer woman', cook, cleaner, hostess, hot water bottle and what have you. all in exchange for one cheap shackle ring
I am definitely coming back as a dude.  Cool
The Sly
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #247 on: March 06, 2008, 04:54 AM »

stillwater

Could u please elucidate better on how it can be perfectly said. . . .  because i would like to know Cheesy
 Is  it  . . .'' I love u tori torun means from head to toe and i would like you to be the mother of my unborn rascals? Cheesy
Is that perfect? because thats what i'm going to use when its my turn Cool

Please advise. .  Cheesy Grin Cheesy
stillwater (f)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #248 on: March 06, 2008, 05:00 AM »

Deeply stare into her eyes and say "Would you be my wife?" Be serious while saying it. I can't stand jittery men. At least that will work for me, don't know about others. No long stories, short and smooth.
RichyBlacK (m)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #249 on: March 06, 2008, 05:05 AM »

I don't see what's wrong with the statement: "I have finally decided to marry you"

This means that the guy deliberated the issue at length in his mind and finally decided to marry the lady. He or some of his relatives may have had some issues with the lady and that made him hesitate. But after he resolved all his doubts and was satisfied with the situation, he then decided to marry the lady.

How else does a guy reach the point of marrying a lady if not by taking a position and deciding to marry the said lady. Would it be better if the guy accidentally, mistakenly, or spontaneously married the lady? Is it not the case that such a serious issue as marriage has to be well deliberated and then decided?

One may argue that the statement assumed that the lady had no say in the decision. But that's obviously false because the man proposes and the woman has to accept or reject the offer. Strictly speaking, the statement was not a proposal (a proposal gives room for a response and is typically a question) but a revelation to the lady by the guy of his decision. This very likely happened this way because after four years of being a couple, the guy assumed that they were close enough for him to tell her of his decision.

Marriage is ultimately a decision.
almondjoy (f)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #250 on: March 06, 2008, 05:08 AM »

. . . . . .And you are so analytical about the whole thing RichyBlacK. Cheesy   They have kissed and made up. . . just give them your blessings.
4Him (m)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #251 on: March 06, 2008, 05:10 AM »

Quote from: stillwater on March 06, 2008, 05:00 AM
Deeply stare into her eyes and say "Would you be my wife?" Be serious while saying it. I can't stand jittery men. At least that will work for me, don't know about others. No long stories, short and smooth.

 - i don't think every man has to look serious while popping the question, everyone has a particular style that works well for them.
 - Its easier said than done, most men are bound to be nervous asking a question that will not only impact their's but your life forever. Expect some fidgeting . . . remember "NO" is a possible answer.

The question doesnt even have to be the cliched "will you be my wife" . . . there are several ways of telling her, if she understands you well enough she should get the message. The most important thing to me is not just a wife but a mother to my future kids . . . i am more tempted to use that instead.
Different strokes for different folks.
The Sly
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #252 on: March 06, 2008, 05:12 AM »

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Deeply stare into her eyes and say "Would you be my wife?" Be serious while saying it. I can't stand jittery men. At least that will work for me, don't know about others. No long stories, short and smooth.

Thanks a bunch ma sister. .  Cheesy
I can't really wait till that day.  .
However,I'm still enjoying this stingy bachelor's life, so sweet and lovely  Tongue , You don't have to worry about some kids or woman at home
Especially kids that would be sharing the *coughs* which i ought to be enjoying all alone  Tongue

You get to eat everything alone. . . Tongue u can come home at any time u feel like. . .
Bring all types of *coughs* to my house anytime anyday. . . Tongue

Not anytime soonNahh!!!. . . Cool but thanks anyway. . i have saved that line. . . Cool
stillwater (f)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #253 on: March 06, 2008, 05:34 AM »

 
Quote
- i don't think every man has to look serious while popping the question, everyone has a particular style that works well for them.
 - Its easier said than done, most men are bound to be nervous asking a question that will not only impact their's but your life forever. Expect some fidgeting . . . remember "NO" is a possible answer.

The question doesnt even have to be the cliched "will you be my wife" . . . there are several ways of telling her, if she understands you well enough she should get the message. The most important thing to me is not just a wife but a mother to my future kids . . . i am more tempted to use that instead.
Different strokes for different folks.


Which automatically translates you would be shaking like waterleaf when popping the question  Cheesy. As I earlier said "will you be my wife" will work for me.  I definitely will not spend four good years as the poster said with a guy without thinking or insinuating about marriage, so no need for outrageous long stories.
4Him (m)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #254 on: March 06, 2008, 05:44 AM »

Quote from: stillwater on March 06, 2008, 05:34 AM
Which automatically translates you would be shaking like waterleaf when popping the question Cheesy. As I earlier said "will you be my wife" will work for me. I definitely will not spend four good years as the poster said with a guy without thinking or insinuating about marriage, so no need for outrageous long stories.

mba why will i be shaking so badly.  Grin At this point i shld know the girl well enough to know what her answer would be.
You're right though, after 4yrs no more room for long tori. Just give her a ring and tell her to meet you at the church . . . Grin
na2day? (m)
Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #255 on: March 06, 2008, 06:02 AM »

kai bros, stop reading my mind  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Quote from: 4Him on March 06, 2008, 05:44 AM
mba why will i be shaking so badly.  Grin At this point i shld know the girl well enough to know what her answer would be.
You're right though, after 4yrs no more room for long tori. Just give her a ring and tell her to meet you at the church . . . Grin
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