Money Miss Road

 

A business tycoon was at a social gathering where other monguls
and wealthy men were present. The businessman looked for all
ways to
oppress the other rich men who were present at the gathering.
Just for that
foolish reason, he sent for his driver and had this conversation
with him:


"Driver, go to my house, not the green one, the red one. Not the red one in
Ikoyi, the red one in Victoria Island. Not the one on Adeola
Odeku, the one on Etim Iyang Crescent. Not No 22, but No 11. It is a black gate you will
see, fling it open. You will see a green Honda Civic.
Perpendicularly, adjacently opposite to the Civic is a blue Toyota Carina E. It is not that one.
Trigonometrically,geometrically, hypotenously 90 degrees to the 306 is
a Mazda 929. It is not that one. The Mazda is very close to a regular
Benz, the regular Benz is behind a 406, the 406 is beside Volvo
S40 which is in front of a Honda Accord blocking a Toyota RAV 4 opposite a Honda CRV.
That makes a crescent to the Prado Jeep.
On getting to the Prado Jeep, make a diagonal sharpturn to the left extreme right top corner, on
your way to where I parked the M-Class, very close tothe E-Class in front of the Beast
at the back of the swimming pool is alovely S. Type Jaguar.
Don't touch the bonnet.
Go to the boot, fling it open. You will see red, white and
blue briefcases. The red one contains dollars, 10 million dollars.
Don't touch it. The blue contains pounds, 8 millionpounds. Don't touch it.

The white one contains Naira, 500s, 200s, 100s, 50s, 20s, 10s
denominations. I arranged them in hierarchical order.
500 Nairas in first layer, 200 Nairas
in second, 100 Nairas 3rd layer, 50 Nairas 4th layer, 20 Nairas
5naira and 10 Nairas top floor.
Take one 10 Naira. Go and use it to buy pure
water, and don't forget to bring my change!"

these are the words of a psycho man.

good joke

damn