Meaning Of Tragedy

Bill Clinton is in an elementary class and is
trying to teach the students what a tragedy is.

He asks if anyone knows. One kid stands up and
says, "I know. If I was in the street and got hit
by a car, that would be a tragedy."

Clinton says, "No son, that would be an
accident."

Another kid stands up and says, "I know. If we all
were on a field trip and the bus went flying over
a cliff, that would be a tragedy."

Again, Clinton says, "No son, that would be a
great loss."

The children are silent and then one kid stands
and says, "If you and Mrs. Clinton were on Air
Force One and it just all of a sudden blew up and
you both died, that would be a tragedy."

Clinton thinks and then asks, "Now why would you
think that is a tragedy?"

The kid replies, "Well, because it definately
wouldn't be an ACcident. and it sure as hell
wouldn't be a Great Loss!!!"