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tufe (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #32 on: March 12, 2008, 04:17 PM »

 . .  na wetin miggy dey do abi?
olulu
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #33 on: March 12, 2008, 04:34 PM »



@olunifemi

u wrong, u know.
its not a bone, its 12 inches   and pure 100% flesh and blood,
NO BONES.
u never sabi wetin u dey bury,
too much vibrator na him dey cause am



 Grin Grin Grin

@All

its not how long or how short,
because u ain't the tool maker,
u are just the tool user.

and if your tool has got skills, strength and stayin power,
just like me,

then, u are da black brother,
that can take a woman to the 9th wonder.


 Grin Grin Grin

and u can take that to the bank
 Grin Grin Grin
tufe (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #34 on: March 12, 2008, 04:53 PM »

**looks at the dude above me, shakes head and strolls over to hummer 5, and zooms off.**
all these perverts are just getting too much for only me to handle
olulu
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #35 on: March 12, 2008, 05:24 PM »



watches tufe drive away hummer 5 aka okada

then gets into my toyota corolla 2006 and drives off,
of course with olunifemi beside me,
need to teach her a tin or two about this so called "buryin bones",
because its not all kinds of bones that can stay buried,
without u shouting
[sub][/sub]



 Grin Grin Grin
tufe (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #36 on: March 12, 2008, 05:59 PM »

tsk tsk tsk
olunifemi (f)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #37 on: March 12, 2008, 07:59 PM »

Quote from: rednow on March 10, 2008, 09:42 PM
length or size no matter - na how you sabi use am nahin be the real thing; whether hin long short or waatifa, its all about the  techique coupled with mission accomplished and satisfaction guaranteed;  naimean wink wink ,
me used 2 think like dt until i found out dt mere looking at d turgidity of dt thick and short ''thing'' can make me crazy.
tufe (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #38 on: March 12, 2008, 08:06 PM »

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Nna na wa o for the last post
olulu
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #39 on: March 13, 2008, 03:54 PM »

Quote from: olunifemi on March 12, 2008, 07:59 PM
me used 2 think like dt until i found out dt mere looking at d turgidity of dt thick and sort ''thing'' can make me crazy.

 Shocked Shocked Shocked
keba (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #40 on: March 13, 2008, 05:02 PM »


@olunifemi
 
it wuld sure make u go crazy when u have the intent tosit on it and have a
jolly good ride.
tufe (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #41 on: March 13, 2008, 05:06 PM »

keba, you too Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

make una continue, BLOODY PERVERTS Cheesy
ituen (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #42 on: March 13, 2008, 08:01 PM »

guys no dey fear again oh
olunifemi (f)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #43 on: March 13, 2008, 09:00 PM »

fear wetin?
ituen (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #44 on: March 14, 2008, 05:07 AM »

YOu again!!!!!

Una just dey discuss in offensive language when elders dey around
rednow
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #45 on: March 16, 2008, 10:02 PM »

Olunifemi
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me used 2 think like dt until i found out dt mere looking at d turgidity of dt thick and sort ''thing'' can make me crazy.

Keba's reply to @olunifemi
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it wuld sure make u go crazy when u have the intent tosit on it and have a jolly good ride.

Tufe
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keba, you too     make una continue, BLOODY PERVERTS

Ituen@olunifemi
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YOu again!!!!!

Una just dey discuss in offensive language when elders dey around

@Olunifemi's - If you mean "crazy" in a positive and pleasurable anticipated way, well kudos to you and your partner for been pleased about it. You see, we are "fearfully and wonderfully made , moreso wonderful is this work (i.e. the tool) - this we know full well" Need I say more?  Wink

@Keba's - Ideally there shouldn't be any fear, inhibition, shyness, self-consciousness, hang-up(s) or reserve when enjoying this divine and fantastic gift - if its a pony ride that does the business with an extra mile, so be it  Cool  Wink Wink

@Tufe's & Ituen's
Perversion? Where? When? How? Enjoying a pony ride,  a perversion? ",
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Una just dey discuss in offensive language when elders dey around
I thought this was a good natured banter among grown-ups (i.e. adults) without been graphical or OTT - Dont be hasty to muzzle, yall might learn a few good tip(s) to jazz up things in between the sheets plus gaining a content, satisfied, pleased and fulfilled team co-worker after  Wink Wink
clemcykul
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #46 on: March 17, 2008, 02:39 PM »

blimey!

chei. Grin
naijastyle
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #47 on: March 18, 2008, 01:04 AM »

these elders sef! them dey form like say them no dey bla bla bla, as if thats not where they get their title from.
Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin  Tongue
ituen (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #48 on: March 18, 2008, 06:50 AM »

In kuvuki, bla bla is an essential ritual in becoming a Chief
chidipupay (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #49 on: March 18, 2008, 10:19 AM »

haba Cool
ituen (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #50 on: March 18, 2008, 05:52 PM »

there is nothing like haba there
olunifemi (f)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #51 on: March 20, 2008, 08:19 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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still laughing Grin
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naijastyle
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #52 on: March 21, 2008, 11:19 AM »

Quote from: ituen on March 18, 2008, 06:50 AM
In kuvuki, bla bla is an essential ritual in becoming a Chief
Why is Tufe complaining? Maybe he cheated during the ritual. Huh
delib
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #53 on: March 21, 2008, 12:10 PM »

who is the next kuvuki King lets nominate
gilgee (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #54 on: March 21, 2008, 01:04 PM »

See Delib wan commit abomination oo.
  You don consult me and the elders of Kuvuki before you yahn that sacrilege?

Infact na abomination and you must sacrifice 1 white spotless virgin male cobra that has only 3 teeth and must be 3 months pregnant. You have until the next 3 market days to provide it and if you no fit get am, come meet me make I help you out.
  Failure to do so go cost you your bla bla ooo. Tongue
delib
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #55 on: March 21, 2008, 01:20 PM »

@gil  and are u the incumbent, i threw it to the house, who will be the next king
gilgee (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #56 on: March 21, 2008, 01:28 PM »

iyeme! Ekparikpa! Otuochia! kai!

Delib na so you hate me reach? You know am the incumbent yet you dey find next? Make I tell you now oo, I get 9 lives and I no plan to leave the throne any soon. I get 1115 more years to rule, maybe then your great great grand grand grand pikin them don forget about you.
naijastyle
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #57 on: March 21, 2008, 09:46 PM »

Gilgee no worry i dey solidly behind you. No mind all those bad belle wey no want u to be king.
Cool
olunifemi (f)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #58 on: March 22, 2008, 08:27 AM »

me 2
ituen (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #59 on: March 22, 2008, 09:28 AM »

Na king of Kuvuki (TV) na im una dey contest for, abi?
ibkdikson
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #60 on: March 22, 2008, 09:53 AM »

se make i come bury my bone inside you?
gilgee (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #61 on: March 22, 2008, 10:38 AM »

All my supporters 1 bottle of Odeku each to una and 1 roll of silver circle. . .

Long live Kuvuki!
Long Live my very self!!!
Long live all of una oo!!!
ibkdikson
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #62 on: March 22, 2008, 11:08 AM »

Thanks gilgee, you are our man
gilgee (m)
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont:
« #63 on: March 22, 2008, 12:01 PM »

you are my very person.
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