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olunifemi (f)
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An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt,
hat, jeans, spurs and chaps - went to a bar and
ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the
cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole
life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses,
mending fences, so I guess I am."
After a short while he asked her what she was.
She replied, "I've never been on a ranch. I am a
lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women. I get up in the morning thinking of women,
when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me
think of women."
A short while later she left, and the cowboy
ordered another drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you
a real cowboy?"
"I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just
found out that I'm a lesbian."
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tj_tj (m)
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ya  |
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clemcykul
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*topic yes u are
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tufe (m)
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. . na that kind thing you dey like, abi?
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delib
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not too funny  |
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jaymobb (m)
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wettin concern u for them matter  |
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gilgee (m)
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Na wetin concern you concern am. Aproko!
In fact you are an otokoh!
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delib
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@gilgee
abegy leave that aproko jaymobb,
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ben~jay (m)
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OMG where is the humour ?
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gilgee (m)
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. . . . . behind you.
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delib
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shooks head nothing . . . dey for here
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tufe (m)
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. . .so where something come dey na
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olunifemi (f)
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answer am now
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segunpc (m)
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well am just seeing this for the first time and it rocks good.
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nightnurse (f)
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@poster,
nne, u try jare
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ben~jay (m)
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strolls in,beer in hand. strolls out whistling.
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damn
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Na beef? Free d chic naw  but babe na so we go de de like edede?? changes gats de naw leave dwnstairs go build upstairs u de try sha |
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folly69 (m)
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@joke not bad  |
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tufe (m)
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. . .stop giving hope.
@joke
very bad
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nightnurse (f)
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duplex is talking, face me i face is talking, na wa o
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ifyalways (f)
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dammit!
lol as usual,agreeded ! |
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jaymobb (m)
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@ post
very bad
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tufe (m)
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very very bad indeed
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