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ituen (m)
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What made you marry Daddy, Mummy?
So you're beginning to wonder, too!
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ituen (m)
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My father wants me to have everything he did not have when he was a boy.
What didn't he have?
All A's on his report card.
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ituen (m)
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Mother: I sent my little boy for one kilo of plums and you only sent 800 grams.
Grocer: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy?
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ituen (m)
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The mother of many children lined up her family.
The one who obeys me immediately and does exactly as he's told without arguing will get a rupee at the end of the week.
It's not fair, said the youngest kid, bursting into tears. Daddy'll win easily.
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ituen (m)
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Manager - From your references I see you've had four jobs in the last month.
Applicant - Yes, sir, but doesn't that shows how much in demand I am?
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ituen (m)
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A salesman (gilgee) was dismissed because he was rude to a customer. A month later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform.
I see you've joined the force, Gilgee said the sales manager.
Yes, Sir. This is the job I've been looking for all my life. Here the customer is always wrong.
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ituen (m)
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Judge: The last time I saw you, I told you that I didn't want to see you here again.
Accused (Gilgee): That is what I tried to tell these policemen, your Honour, but they would not believe me.
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ituen (m)
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Teacher : you missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Pupil: Not a bit.
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ituen (m)
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Angelina jolie was trying to chat up the handome man (gilgee).
Don't you recognize me? she asked. He shook his head.
I'm quite well known in the movies, she continued.
Oh! he said, his eyes lighting up. Where do you usually sit?
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gilgee (m)
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Angelina jolie was trying to chat up the handome man (gilgee).
Don't you recognize me? she asked. He shook his head.
I'm quite well known in the movies, she continued.
Oh! he said, his eyes lighting up. Where do you usually sit?
Na the make-up confuse me. U don see where make-up turn Sisi into Fatima? All hail Ituen the Polygamous Specialist!!! |
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delib
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folds hands and watch
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gilgee (m)
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folds hands and watch
**Unfolds his hands and gives him a hot slap.** We dey do American wonder for here? |
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tufe (m)
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. . .gives to extra slaps
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tj_tj (m)
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extra gbosa  |
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saucekid (m)
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all this yabbins for google?
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gilgee (m)
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all this yabbins for google?
No na geegle. Mus Mus! |
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nenenwa
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hisses and walks away 
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gilgee (m)
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**Pulls her back and bites off her lips**
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ituen (m)
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Gilgee na the first almaraji for Kuvuki
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Thug Life (m)
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Ok
I don hear
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jaymobb (m)
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na wettin do your mouth
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Thug Life (m)
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who you be/who be you?
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jaymobb (m)
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ur conscience |
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Thug Life (m)
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If you think so
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jaymobb (m)
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no mind am na when him go dey smoke plenty plenty grass u can just imagine askin himself who him be that no b kraze |
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delib
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shsshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  |
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ben~jay (m)
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enters room, reads boring posts, strolls out dissapointed.
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saucekid (m)
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eeeyah. . . . sorry
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