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delib
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am sorry but ify did
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kronkykay (m)
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ify na typical igbo girl naaaa
igbo girls wey dey smell money from distance? no carry them play. . .
them go tell u how much u carry for wallet, boxers and enven for sockstotal everything for u. . . . . .before them subtract dia own
gunny. . . . keep ur retirement benefit well oooo. . . . . . u know say govt no dey pay pension regularly. . .
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gunpoint (m)
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Ify sabi quality, das all. . . she leav all u monkeys follow true man, i gat d blabla skills, i get protection, ifygunnybaba, la u biko!!!  sweetest blabla in d world toooo. . . . . . |
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gilgee (m)
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Gunny
No forget sey you dey go Iraq next month oo. . .
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holythug (m)
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gunny no get prick
wetin come b d bulge wey dey him trouser abi d guy dey put agbalumo dia |
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gilgee (m)
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Na Candle stick.
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holythug (m)
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na wa for d guy o, e dey deceive himsefforgettin theres nothin hidden in NL unda d sun
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holythug (m)
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sorry o jaycry me a river
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gilgee (m)
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@Holy
River go reach you swim? Make he cry you sea na. . .
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holythug (m)
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lets make a conclusionan ocean, LIQUID PLANET I PREFER
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gilgee (m)
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Sealed and signed.
Oya boy begin cry. . .
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jaymobb (m)
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una go wait tire then because pikin like me no dey cry at all
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gilgee (m)
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** Shoots him in the ass and he starts crying like a toddler**
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holythug (m)
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**quickly runs to get cup, basinfinally decide to build an ARK*
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saucekid (m)
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oya animals,begin enter one by one
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naijastyle
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starting with you
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chidipupay (m)
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Include goats???  |
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gilgee (m)
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Including pupays
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ifyalways (f)
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rofl. lmao lol rotflmao all for me and Gunny  Sauce take it fast before Gunny intercerpts it  |
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gunpoint (m)
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*i chest am fast evn before sauce fit blink* Haba ify, wait mak i reach Iran first na. . . . . Sauce!!!  Dnt evn think abourrit!!! them don break ya leg before?? And wer is that damn turkey again?? nvr around when u nid him. . . . . |
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clemcykul
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turkey is busy fathering babies
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delib
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how many babies did turkey have, or how many eggs did he laid
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gilgee (m)
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Information reaching me now says turkey don lose 15,000 eggs.
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clemcykul
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eyaa poor turkey, no wonder he has not been online for a while now, my condolence dear turkey, by his grace u shall lay more  |
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ifyalways (f)
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lmao who have eaten turkey eggs before sef? i never take my two eyez see am before ooooooh cheeeeeeeeeeei NL una no go kill pesin |
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naijastyle
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na turkey egg them dey chop for kuvukiland.
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gilgee (m)
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Ify come to ma palace na. You go chop am tire. . . but be ready to face the efficacy of the farting that ensues.
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