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gilgee (m)
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enters room, reads boring posts, strolls out dissapointed.
**runs down to one corner, shits in a plastic bag, calls him back and stones him with the shit in the plastic bag** |
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ben~jay (m)
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@gilgee That goes to show how disgusting you are.
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delib
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gives gilgee a sudden knock on head
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tufe (m)
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. . . . .and he gets admitted at iyaba left
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ituen (m)
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. . . and is detained there for a yr with full scholarship from me
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tufe (m)
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. . . . . and he graduates at the top of his class
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gilgee (m)
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**become s a professor of left side activities**
All of una life dey in danger. Serious one!!
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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disgusting gilgee's giggles gives gallivanting guys goose bumps, giggle away guy gilgee 
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tufe (m)
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. . . na you him go first kill na
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gilgee (m)
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Turkey ur meat go sweet when roasted oo. Make I dey watch you first.
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saucekid (m)
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. . . . . . . . .turkey,come into the witness protection program now ooo
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tufe (m)
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. . . them go still get am for there
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gilgee (m)
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Death is inevitable.
he no fit run.
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delib
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Death is inevitable.
he no fit run.
who says |
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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don't mind them 
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delib
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mr turkyet can i have a bite of you?
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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no, thank you
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delib
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plssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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(in another sonorous sing song voice, shaking my tail feathers as i walk away)
my name is mr. turkey
my name is mr. turkey
everybody wanno eat me
everybody wanno eat me
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delib
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nice when i bite on your meaty laps ummmmmmmmmmmmu |
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jaymobb (m)
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@ mr turkey u are tryin me anyway a stuborn turkey learns its lesson in a hot pot of soup  |
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gilgee (m)
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@ mr turkey u are tryin me anyway a stuborn turkey learns its lesson in a hot pot of soup No let turkey finish you oo. He don craze small oo. |
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ben~jay (m)
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strolls in, perceives turkey peppersoup
Abeg where e dey happen ?
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ben~jay (m)
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Now i see why your parents can't wait to get rid of you.
Pervert.
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tufe (m)
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now the truth has comeout
your mama wan throw way you.
you were always a mistake
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ben~jay (m)
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@Tufe I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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saucekid (m)
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. . . . . uhm
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tufe (m)
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like you were adopted right
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jaymobb (m)
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Abeg where e dey happen ? e dey happen for my end wit enough turkey parts and beer  |
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