Little Susie

One day little Susie went into her back yard and
found her dog Muffles lying dead with its legs
up in the air. She asked, "Daddy Daddy why is
Muffles legs in the air?"

Thinking quickly, her dad replied, "This way
Jesus can come down and take Muffles to heaven
easier."

The next day when Susie’s dad came home she ran
up to him and said, "Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost
died today."

Flustered, her father said, "Honey what
happened?"

And Susie said, "Well Mommy's legs were up in the
air and she was screaming "Oh Jesus I'm coming
I'm coming" and if it wasn't for the milkman
holding her down she would have been a gonner."

l.o.l