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Bibi (m)
What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« on: August 11, 2005, 09:40 PM »

This is for the boys, girls are welcome

Have you ever had to "relieve" yourself at the red district (hope u know what I mean) because your babe/woman is unavailable?

What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable and you are under great errotic pressure?
hot-angel (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #1 on: August 11, 2005, 11:45 PM »

Masturbate...that's what you should do. Or go get a whore...and F*ock her. Better yet...just be calm. Don't do nuttin. Control that Mr.jack in your pant.
layi (m)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #2 on: August 13, 2005, 01:53 PM »

What do u do?
What do u do when u need money badly and u see a bank close by? Nothing.
guys..control yourself. don't be reduce to mere animals by yielding to animal propensities once it comes. Control ur desires..don't let ur desires control u.  U r a MAN.

I'll simply find sumtin worthwile to do. An idle mind is the devils factory. U wont have the urge if u don't allow it. Period.
Chxta (m)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #3 on: August 13, 2005, 03:11 PM »

Let's be real. What would 90% of men do?
hot-angel (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #4 on: August 13, 2005, 03:18 PM »

Chxta, start by answering that question.

To my knowledge most men would go [and sleep with a prostitute].
kazey (m)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #5 on: August 13, 2005, 03:36 PM »

Try my luck , if it doesnt go well. Be a man about it. Try to forget her thereafter.
layi (m)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #6 on: August 14, 2005, 05:08 PM »

Quote from: hot-angel on August 11, 2005, 11:45 PM
and F*ock her.

Cheesy Why d asterisk (*) at all?....really
hot-angel (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #7 on: August 14, 2005, 05:28 PM »

Because seun has programmed f-o-c-k to turn to mess. Check this mess.

i typed f-o-c-k and it turned to mess.
Chigszy (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #8 on: August 15, 2005, 04:02 PM »

@ chxta i feel you they just  jerk off that is their favourite pass time......... i mean grls do too but i think guys jerk off more than grls. that is wht i think anyway
maclee (m)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #9 on: August 15, 2005, 07:06 PM »

if ur babe is not there and u don't have any  other alternative.. please go into ur bathroom and use soap or buy a loaf of bread and make a hole in it and that is it or make a hole in ur pillow and that is it
hot-angel (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #10 on: August 15, 2005, 07:07 PM »

Ewww maclee. jacking off is wayyy better than that!. That is so Boarding school.
Chigszy (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #11 on: August 15, 2005, 07:40 PM »

LOL hmmmmmmm maclee is that from experience? quite imaginative for a guy....
Latoya (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #12 on: August 16, 2005, 04:33 AM »

I think this is a guy's forum because it says 'babe/woman'.
so i can't contribute to it.
all the guys in da house say something
pintos (m)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #13 on: August 16, 2005, 04:40 AM »

Make sure you always have someone to shag you or better still hire two lesbians and watch them shag...but don't touch a prostitute
Latoya (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #14 on: August 16, 2005, 04:41 AM »

what da heck !!!

Sounds like fun to watch Roll Eyes
pintos (m)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #15 on: August 16, 2005, 04:45 AM »

Its a good turn on
just watching two beautiful girls eating each others love garden ...........men.
you will learn a lot, because gurls can spot the G-Spot so easily
pintos (m)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #16 on: August 16, 2005, 04:49 AM »

Latoya, have you ever tried a 3-some? or watched people making love?
be adventurous my girl.
Latoya (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #17 on: August 16, 2005, 05:04 AM »

I havnt had a 3some,but people making love?  yes.
it was really weird because i bopped into them by mistake.
Latoya (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #18 on: August 16, 2005, 05:05 AM »

I know guys like to see gals eating themselves it turn them on like mad,i wonder y.
hot-angel (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #19 on: August 16, 2005, 05:10 AM »

It turns them on alot. I read it in cosmopotolian that, Guys love to watch girls make-out (have sex, and watnot) because they could picture themselves in between those girls, and feel as though they are the ones with the girls. Guys don't enjoy watching two girls and a guy make out. They want the two girls alone. For Some reason that made me laugh.
pintos (m)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #20 on: August 16, 2005, 05:18 AM »

background music
hot-angel (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #21 on: August 16, 2005, 05:18 AM »

 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked PG please.  Shocked Shocked Shocked
Latoya (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #22 on: August 16, 2005, 05:31 AM »

 Grin Grin Grin
spikle (m)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #23 on: August 16, 2005, 09:14 AM »

hmmmm so u want to tell me that is y u've got a babe, just 4 shaggin, there's more to life dan shaggin and her not bein around aint the opp 4 you to unnleash d devil in u, its calld self contrl( una go say body no be wood)
Latoya (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #24 on: August 16, 2005, 01:58 PM »

SELF CONTROL n THINK POSITIVE

That was what i thot of immediatly i read this topic,but i was like this is a guy's forum/issue so let them deal with it
bioye (m)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #25 on: August 17, 2005, 07:59 PM »

if my babe is not around, what do I do?

hmm, I should have a backup chic strictly a sex partner who is not as good in bed as my lady

and the other option is to hold on.. till she lands, and then the fireworks will sure happen!

some people do phone or virtual sex.  now, I think that's very stupid (now, don't take me too serious on that)
larger_20 (m)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #26 on: March 25, 2006, 01:47 PM »

honestly, if she is away for like 2 week or a month, i will be frequenting the bars with friends after work if i don't have much to do at home or just go see a movie with them or do other things. I will tell whom ever i meet that am married but if she still wants me then, i don't know what to say, i will just leave open mind,

If i am married with kids and my wife is away, i will not cheat on her, i will take care of the kids while she is gone, go to movies with them and drama shows,
mamaput (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #27 on: March 25, 2006, 04:26 PM »

May his Pr****rotten and fall off. If he dose that to me.
I have nothing aganist these women . But to go and spend my /our  Money there  big NO.
let him look for a free of charge, If its that bad. But let me not find out.
curiousNja (f)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #28 on: March 31, 2006, 01:51 AM »


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« #26 on: March 25, 2006, 01:47 PM » 

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honestly, if she is away for like 2 week or a month, i will be frequenting the bars with friends after work if i don't have much to do at home or just go see a movie with them or do other things. I will tell whom ever i meet that am married but if she still wants me then, i don't know what to say, i will just leave open mind,

If i am married with kids and my wife is away, i will not cheat on her, i will take care of the kids while she is gone, go to movies with them and drama shows, 

 
 You are a keeper.
Hazayne (m)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #29 on: June 18, 2006, 11:06 PM »

1st chigszy, u r a cocky type girl( dig ya style), how do u know guys jerk-off more,
guys just go watch a football match, or best play video games, save ya energy, so when she gets back u bust her ass (full throttle) Grin
DaHitler (m)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #30 on: June 18, 2006, 11:15 PM »

If you must, watch a porno or something. But do not go to a whore. I mean, that is just disgusting. You could get an STD or something and then transfer it over to your girl when she gets back.   Lips sealed
gbolio4 (m)
Re: What do you do when your babe/woman is unavailable
« #31 on: June 21, 2007, 06:03 AM »

KNeel dOwn and Pray!!

then wait for her to come back  Smiley
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