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olunifemi (f)
Sex Position 69!
« on: March 10, 2008, 06:56 PM »

A young man goes to a whorehouse to expierence
his first taste of sex.

The madam suggests that he start with 69.
He decides to give it a try.

The prostitute leads him to a room, gets
undressed, and instructs the young man to eat
her pussy. Unfortunately, just as he starts
she farts.

The man quietly says to himself, "phew", but
he goes down on her again.

A moment later she farts again. He says "phew",
but continues.

Once more she farts. This time he immediately
gets up and starts walking out. She asks him
what's wrong, and he replies "I don't think
I can take another 66 of those!"
gunpoint (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #1 on: March 10, 2008, 07:03 PM »

havnt seen this 1 before
i think it rocks though
nw d vultures commet!!!
Wink   Wink   Wink
ituen (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #2 on: March 11, 2008, 12:29 AM »

hmmm dunnoo Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
segunpc (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #3 on: March 11, 2008, 09:23 AM »

hmmm

olunifemi is sure a mathematician.

69 - 66 = 66.

u try.
Hazel-eyed (f)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #4 on: March 11, 2008, 04:58 PM »

Quote from: segunpc on March 11, 2008, 09:23 AM
hmmm

olunifemi is sure a mathematician.

69 - 66 = 66.

u try.


ode, olodo,

@poster,

u rock jare,
69-3=66
showbobo (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #5 on: March 11, 2008, 10:55 PM »

Quote from: segunpc on March 11, 2008, 09:23 AM
hmmm

olunifemi is sure a mathematician.

69 - 66 = 66.

u try.

Retardhino
folly69 (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #6 on: March 12, 2008, 11:03 AM »

uncle sege u no wear your glasses?
olulu
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #7 on: March 12, 2008, 12:23 PM »



Crazy

Grin Grin Grin

i don't eat farting pu**y,
only nafdac approved ones
i can pump them well though

Grin Grin Grin
tj_tj (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #8 on: March 12, 2008, 01:29 PM »

lmao.  Cheesy
clemcykul
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #9 on: March 12, 2008, 01:48 PM »

that pussy must have expired! Grin Grin Grin
gat me rockn nice stuff Grin Grin Grin Grin
tufe (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #10 on: March 12, 2008, 03:29 PM »

 . .na that kind thing you dey like
Rebellious (f)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #11 on: March 12, 2008, 03:33 PM »

Quote from: Hazel-eyed on March 11, 2008, 04:58 PM

ode, olodo,

@poster,

u rock jare,
69-3=66

Quote from: showbobo on March 11, 2008, 10:55 PM
Retardhino

Damn, y'all got me cracking up in here.

Quote from: clemcykul on March 12, 2008, 01:48 PM
that pussy must have expired! Grin Grin Grin
gat me rockn nice stuff Grin Grin Grin Grin

There's an expiry date?
tufe (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #12 on: March 12, 2008, 03:44 PM »

good question

clem, we are waiting for you
clemcykul
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #13 on: March 12, 2008, 05:33 PM »

move on dude don't wait cuzz i aint got an answer.
tufe (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #14 on: March 12, 2008, 05:42 PM »

then be careful what you type
Rebellious (f)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #15 on: March 12, 2008, 09:58 PM »

wow tufe  Shocked, that sounded pretty aggressivewe're in the jokes section remember?
segunpc (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #16 on: March 13, 2008, 08:57 AM »

una thank u o.

all una wey yab me.

i ll get in touch. Angry
tufe (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #17 on: March 13, 2008, 01:30 PM »

@rebel,
it waznt, i meant no harm. clem sef know now.
segunpc (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #18 on: March 13, 2008, 02:59 PM »

Quote
Retardhino

show bobo u dey sow yasef abi?

na me u dey yab? in fact i ll form a thread with this. Grin
tufe (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #19 on: March 13, 2008, 03:05 PM »

 . . we dey wait u now
ituen (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #20 on: March 13, 2008, 07:52 PM »

showbobo again Grin Grin Grin Grin

see my old friend. I miss u man
delib
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #21 on: March 14, 2008, 03:48 PM »

lmao Grin
webdezzi (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #22 on: March 18, 2008, 02:59 PM »

69, Thats dirty animal behaviour
even animals don't do it anymore because they figured out it's dirty
clemcykul
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #23 on: March 18, 2008, 03:05 PM »

u think so?

this is mating season Grin

tufe am watching u wid all my might Wink u knoe how we do it Cool
webdezzi (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #24 on: March 18, 2008, 04:11 PM »

how?
very curious
folly69 (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #25 on: March 18, 2008, 04:27 PM »

me too i wonder which part of clemcy tufe go use?
olunifemi (f)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #26 on: March 22, 2008, 08:33 AM »

 :d
kronkykay (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #27 on: March 22, 2008, 08:53 AM »

                                                   
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saucekid (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #28 on: March 22, 2008, 11:06 AM »

no comment
gilgee (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #29 on: March 22, 2008, 12:03 PM »

Old dumb Sauce
kronkykay (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #30 on: March 22, 2008, 01:10 PM »

chai. . . . . . see yabs
gilgee (m)
Re: Sex Position 69!
« #31 on: March 22, 2008, 01:43 PM »

Sauce dumb, but he get single bone ooo. Make you watch your back oo.
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