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ottentick (m)
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1You can stare at any Girl
2You don’t have to spend money on her.
3You won’t get boring result in your board papers.
4No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.
6Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for u.
9Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according your wishes anymore.
10You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for your date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u’ll sin less.
15You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.
16You wont have to fight over having a ’special’ friend with your folks.
17You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
18No tension.
19You can be “yourself”
20You wont have to hide your telephone bills….
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adekennis (m)
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na waa oo!  |
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Joey82 (m)
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your reasons are so dumb
with your girlfriend, u can actually do all those things u said having a girlfriend will prevent u from doing.
could actually give u 40 reasons why u must have a girlfriend
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The Sly
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y'all have problems. . . . . a serious one.
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4Him (m)
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the fellow who came up with this must be very young
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efuah (f)
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y'all have problems. . . . . a serious one.
and u think u're not inclusive?  the fellow who came up with this must be very young
Was thinking same. . . still growing. He will surely get there (swallow his words back). |
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ty4real (m)
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the fellow who came up with this must be very young
The poster is not only young but he has a myopic experience about life generally or maybe he is just being true to his lifestyle, Gay!  |
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The Sly
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and u think u're not inclusive? Nananana!! I have passed that level. . .  |
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talk2sulta (m)
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@poster
are these the same reasons why you dont need a wife?
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tngtech (m)
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Men the guy is cool, i love those quotes. I think life without a girlfriend is more than cool. its GREAT. recently i have been having some doubts about my girlfriend. She is becoming so suspicions.
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The Sly
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Hmnnnnn! i see. . .
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tngtech (m)
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@talk2sulta
Did he tell you anything about is marital status, or r u an habalist,
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efuah (f)
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Sly. . . we thank God.  |
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tpia
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@OP: do you want to change that "looking for love" quote in your profile? since you insist you're not looking for love. abi which kind of love you dey look for?  |
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talk2sulta (m)
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@talk2sulta
Did he tell you anything about is marital status, or r u an habalist,
maybe you can answer the question? |
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The Sly
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Sly. . . we thank God. Yes Glory be to God. . |
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Busta (f)
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@topic,
more like "20 reasons why your life is b-o-r-i-n-gggggggg"
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ty4real (m)
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@topic, more like "20 reasons why your life is b-o-r-i-n-gggggggg" Oga you get time ooo! Not just boring,but a very dry fraustrated life!Another product of a dyfunctionla home !Fucking loner |
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iceblue (f)
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shakes head in amazement? pity? at folly of youth? never mind. just passing by.  |
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gentlegg (m)
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I 100% agree with the poster, u don't really need 2 have any girlfriend, all you need as a man is wife.
You can study a girl's life and chararcter by casual interactions/closeness to her NOT as in girlfriend stuff (cos many will flemsly argue - how do i know her type b4 marrying her?)
God did not create any girlfriend for Adam, he only gave him bone-of-his-bone (wife) not bone-testing-whether-of-my-own (girlfriend)
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The Sly
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@Sly! Enjoy o jare, I dey feel yah.  Cheers. . . . Sister don't worry. . . im Ok! |
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efuah (f)
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If you say so. |
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The Sly
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I know so! |
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stillwater (f)
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@ sly. Are you really in Iraq?
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tommyex (m)
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Topic But what the guy said is right now,abi? Jus a lil wee of Humour in there. Actually having a babe/guy can be stressful,if d both parties aint in love |
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PurestBoy (m)
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But you need a girl to shag before you marry
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tonywest
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you are a big liar,just tell us that you dont have the qualities of bieng a guy
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tonywest
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then you dont have to marry
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ruudgal
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Wow, its almost refreshing to know this level of ignorance still exists.
You are either very Dumb or just Young,
For those of u who dont know what the one requirement of true or genuine love,, it is dat u die to self and put your partner first in all things.
The right formular is that you give a 100% and if d partner has the same understanding, dey also wud give 100% which means u are both giving a 100% but receiving a 100%.
Those so-called friends you love to hang out wiv, laugh with you 12 hours in the day and go home to their sweethearts and other hobbies, while you go home to your lonely bed and your lonely house with your lonely phone and curl up to your pillow, who happens to be the only one showing you love,
Your friends no matter how close they are, cannot make your heart leap with excitement over the knowledge that they love u or care bout you.
Your so called freedom is mental retardation. Living your life so your friends wud always know they can count on u not to share your mind or heart, Tell me one thing?, Dont those so-called friends of urs have lives outside u?, if u were to drop dead tomorrow, wud dey weep for u forever or wud they just find some other nucka to replace u and push u to the sad tales section of their lives?
For u to even have this so-called mindset that u have, means you are the better half of selfish and the greater half of lonely. You would never experience true happiness with that kind of mindset, not becasue they are no longer nay good females in the world but because, you are the epitome of the wrong male, which means no matter how much shortage there is of "worthy" women, yuo would never be in the position to be lucky enuff to grab hold of one of em.
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