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morenike09 (f)
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at least this thread aint boring.
How una dey?
hiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!! merry Christmas o  i mean Happy New Year. . no no, Thanksgiving jare Last words? Er. . . can we go on a date?  but talk through who take the other half of my cocaine? modified - whoops! I meant true . . . sharrap!! the person that took the other half is not important to this case, you have confessed. and your last words will not be granted o. . . |
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tommyex (m)
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aight SOMZE
I go try,but u know i can't match una humour.But are u tryin 2 date my sweetie?
TOYIN
from your last post,I ll agree that u took the other Igbo portion oo,when did that 1 start??
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somze (m)
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Tommy Of course not, I just want to use and dump hope you feel beta now  sharrap!! the person that took the other half is not important to this case, you have confessed. and your last words will not be granted o. . . What? This is travesty of justice!  I needed the other half And everyone gets their last wish, why not me  This is unfair  |
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tommyex (m)
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USE n DUMP??
Was she meant to see that??
well. . . .you jus burnt your cables yourself.
make i chill with una for 30mins,before i cut
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somze (m)
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Oh man, that's true o Lets just pray she does not see it 30 mins correctToyin Did you see that? |
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tommyex (m)
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She will see it oo,but she knows i jus came to stay with her 4 a little.
Toyin wer u sef go oo?
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somze (m)
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Naaaa She wont see it, I hear she lost her glasses Earth calling Toyin, come in Toyin |
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PERVERT9
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Theres definately an NPF Nairaland Police Force in this place chai  constable gamine where is the inspector general of police @somze you are getting too close to my farm,you beta keep off rotflmbo. . . see you, see how you dey confess. that was an interrogation, mr.Somze, you're hereby charged for the theft of cocaine and heroine. due to your confession, your verdict is life imprisonments. . what are your last words? olowo ori mi how you dey happy valentine jare abi which one wey dey celebrate self  at least this thread aint boring.
How una dey?
tom and jerry how is you does |
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morenike09 (f)
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@somze me you dey use and dump abi. . . stay there, dnt move. i go come back with a little treat for you. . @tommy sweety for where? Nairaland come see these yeye men o. . . hisssss. shior |
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tommyex (m)
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You see yourself
she no dey use glasses,kpele
anyhow,how your easter so far?n your wives them?
Pervert
i no dey ok,because i think you mixing up your farm somehow,can you clear the water??
Toyin
me,yeye man?u better edit am before i report to mumsi o,Ok I ll be calling u bitter now,
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morenike09 (f)
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@P i think you don lose the way to your farm jare we're celebrating Born Again day. . . |
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morenike09 (f)
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You see yourself
she no dey use glasses,kpele
anyhow,how your easter so far?n your wives them?
Pervert
i no dey ok,because i think you mixing up your farm somehow,can you clear the water??
Toyin
me,yeye man?u better edit am before i report to mumsi o,Ok I ll be calling u bitter now,
see this man, i don ask him to buy me a Blue Lexus, he's talking about glassesoma se o. go report to mumcy, she go comot you from our compound |
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tommyex (m)
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farm?born again?? I am losing track ere Anyway i am off folks,have fun Toyin u go meet me 4 house explain yaself oo. I am saving for the Lexus now,jus gimme some days |
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somze (m)
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pervert Which farm you get? You be farmer, No worry, na just food I wan chop comot Toyin Who said I said want to use and dump you? That person is a said liar Don't destroy what i've taken seconds to build na The moon looks pretty around this time of the year you know |
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morenike09 (f)
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Toyin u go meet me 4 house explain yaself oo. I am saving for the Lexus now, jus gimme some days sorry o. , not anymoreyou said the same thing july of 2006 |
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morenike09 (f)
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Toyin Who said I said want to use and dump you? That person is a said liar Don't destroy what i've taken seconds to build na The moon looks pretty around this time of the year you know wetin you build? for seconds abi? so you no wan explain why you broke into my bedroom yest. . .? the moon looks pretty abi, make pervet9 follow you jare. . . |
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somze (m)
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I was trying to kill that mosquito that was disturbing you . . . Pervert? NOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
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morenike09 (f)
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I was trying to kill that mosquito that was disturbing you . . . Pervert? NOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo rotflmao. . . which kain mosquito? she you need to take off your clothes to kill themis that how it goes now? mosquito ko muquifinger ni |
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PERVERT9
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farm?born again?? I am losing track ere Anyway i am off folks,have fun Toyin u go meet me 4 house explain yaself oo. I am saving for the Lexus now,jus gimme some days stop saving i had already bought it for her with a customised plate number MORENI SEXYpervert Which farm you get? You be farmer, No worry, na just food I wan chop comot Toyin Who said I said want to use and dump you? That person is a said liar Don't destroy what i've taken seconds to build na The moon looks pretty around this time of the year you know @Somze i,m warning you o,keep away from my farm,that girl is mine mon dear don't mind him jare,that is how they go about decieving fine virgins like you,how is the lexus i bought for you?i hope sule your driver is not overspeeding with it? |
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morenike09 (f)
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stop saving i had already bought it for her with a customised plate number MORENI SEXY@Somze i,m warning you o,keep away from my farm,that girl is mine ;Dmon dear don't mind him jare,that is how they go about decieving fine virgins like you,how is the lexus i bought for you?i hope sule your driver is not overspeeding with it? see youyou don send a plastic lexus car, you're already boasting about it. . shior. and which girl sef? |
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morenike09 (f)
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ok, oya, start explaining o. . . which food o? jollof rice? eba and egusi soup or wetin? |
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somze (m)
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Toyin Ok here is a detailed explanation with approval from my lawyer You know I was in my house, thousands of miles away and I noticed by esp that a mosquito wanted to bite you. So I boarded a plane and headed in your direction. When I got there it was dark and I was looking through your bathroom window as you were bathing. I was just checking if the mosquito had arrived but it had not by then so I waited for you to finish, then dress, then go to bed. When I thought you were asleep, I climbed in through you bathroom window and came into the room. I was sweating as a result of my hard work in climbing so I took my clothes off then came into your room. In your room I did not see the mosquito so I thought, oh well he must be under the duvet. So I surreptitiously took that off from you but i could not find the mosquito and I thought oh well it must be under those sexy nighties . . . to be continued |
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PERVERT9
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see youyou don send a plastic lexus car, you're already boasting about it. . shior. and which girl sef? at least it takes you round iraq,pakistan,libya and even niger republic i no try?just pray its not your last meal on earth |
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morenike09 (f)
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Toyin Ok here is a detailed explanation with approval from my lawyer You know I was in my house, thousands of miles away and I noticed by esp that a mosquito wanted to bite you. So I boarded a plane and headed in your direction. When I got there it was dark and I was looking through your bathroom window as you were bathing. I was just checking if the mosquito had arrived but it had not by then so I waited for you to finish, then dress, then go to bed. When I thought you were asleep, I climbed in through you bathroom window and came into the room. I was sweating as a result of my hard work in climbing so I took my clothes off then came into your room. In your room I did not see the mosquito so I thought, oh well he must be under the duvet. So I surreptitiously took that off from you but i could not find the mosquito and I thought oh well it must be under those sexy nighties . . . to be continuedLOL. . . you're not serious o  but my lawyer wants to know how you notice a mosquito wants to bite mewe've been wondering why Forensic found a spy camera in my house |
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somze (m)
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Pervert Who needs life when you can have Toyin? Toyin Er . . . er . . . er . . . Er. . . er . . . er . . . The . . . the . . .the . . . spy camera? |
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dblock (m)
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Nairaland hasn't changed you've just reached that time in your membership It's a cycle babbyyyyyyy
Heyyy Nairaland is the shizz ------------Nairaland is cool -------------------------- I think I might have a look at what's new in nairaland ------------------------ hmm ohk not so intresting now ---------------------- mehhh but I'll come on anways -----------------------------------Nairaland is now getting boring
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dblock (m)
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Emi ni temi, mi o ti koja the last 1 I now dey for stage where I want seun to ban me 4reva
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PERVERT9
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Nairaland hasn't changed you've just reached that time in your membership It's a cycle babbyyyyyyy
Heyyy Nairaland is the shizz ------------Nairaland is cool -------------------------- I think I might have a look at what's new in nairaland ------------------------ hmm ohk not so intresting now ---------------------- mehhh but I'll come on anways -----------------------------------[b]Nairaland is now getting boring[/b]
say it loud ,ITS GETTING BORING |
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