Get The Hell Outta Here!

nice 1 and yes you're cute.

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local
church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem--my husband keeps
falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should
I do?"
   "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I
will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to
you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the
leg."
   In church the following Sunday, Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the
preacher put his plan to work. "And who lay made the ultimate sacrifice
for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister.
Soon, Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed.
"Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling.
  Before long, Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister
did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with
the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him
his last son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned
thing in me one more time and I'll break it off and shove it up your ass!"

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and
engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them
ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following;
"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together.
I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again
and pee twice. Denna I come once-a more."

"You fowl-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma justa tellun my
friend howa to spella Mississippi."

havn't this been posted a long time ago ?
or am i d only old  NLDer on this thread ?

@ben_jay
if its been posted before whats your problem with it? allow those who haven't seen em before to enjoy it ok?

lmao. Nighty ure da bomb.
     

@nightnurse, happy G'friday

lightest u had better take it easy with people here

moderator on board

u like awoof sotey u begin find free lay!

Damn! do mean all his generation would never have erection again? Dat's harsh ooo

no one will

carry gooooooooooooo

she's on fire. . . . . .make somebody bring fire extinguisher abeg. . .

sup nitie?

See me see trouble? Why una no dey fit hear something? Why una no fit see better tin, commot eye?

Anyday i no login, i go see say them wan corner my wife. Even Delib get mind sef to use the word "hijack from me"

Now i don decide say i go stop at my 4th wife, una dey provoke me to unleash my thieving tendencies of kokolets in NLD.

_{I go put Magun for nightnurse body}



By the way, nice joke u got there, BABY

never u say that, gilgee can never popopo my nitie