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kellorah (f)
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Alex the Lion: Did he just say "Grand Central Station," or "My aunt's constipation"?
MADAGASCAR
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kellorah (f)
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Marty the Zebra: I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!
MADAGASCAR
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kellorah (f)
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Julian: Welcome to Madagascar.
Marty the Zebra: Mada-who-ah?
Julian: No. Not who-ah. As-car.
MADAGASCAR
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kellorah (f)
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Julian: [singing] I like to move it, move it / She like to move it, move it / He like to move it, move it / You like to, *move it*!
MADAGASCAR
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kellorah (f)
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Julian: Can you not see you have insulted the freak?
MADAGASCAR
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kellorah (f)
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Christopher: You're beautiful.
Marisa: So are you.
Christopher: Thank you for being here.
Marisa: I only came to tell you that this, you and me, can't go anywhere beyond this evening. It just can't.
Christopher: Well, then, you should've worn a different dress.
MAID IN MANHATTAN
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kellorah (f)
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Harry Wormwood: A book? What do you want a book for?
Matilda: To read.
Harry Wormwood: To read? Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster.
MATILDA
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kellorah (f)
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Harry Wormwood: I'm Right, You're Wrong.
Harry Wormwood: I'm Smart, You're Dumb.
Harry Wormwood: I'm Big, You're Little.
Harry Wormwood: And there's nothing you can do about it!
MATILDA
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kellorah (f)
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Agatha Trunchbull: I have never been able to understand why small children are so disgusting. They're the bane of my life. They're like insects: they should be got rid of as early as possible. Hah,
[makes spraying gesture]
Agatha Trunchbull: psst! My idea of a perfect school is one in which there are no children, at all.
MATILDA
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kellorah (f)
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Agatha Trunchbull: I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
MATILDA
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kellorah (f)
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Steven Mills: I think, I think,
Celeste Martin: What?
Steven Mills: Would I scare you, if I told you I love you?
Celeste Martin: Not unless you hit me at the same time.
Steven Mills: I'm serious.
Celeste Martin: So am I!
MY STEP MOTHER IS AN ALIEN
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kellorah (f)
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Nicole: My whole life will be ruined.
Andre: No. No, no. Your life will not be ruined. Mine maybe, but yours won't.
Nicole: He'll hate me!
Andre: No, no, he won't hate you.
Nicole: Yes, he will! I'm going to die!
MY FATHER THE HERO
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ope_emi (m)
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shadowcat holds onto his legs and draws juggernut into the earth halfly, so he won't be able to move and she emerges up
Juggernut: Do you know who I am?, I'm the juggernut you b*tch, (breaks himself out of the earth and pursued shadowcat smashing walls down with his head)
The line had so much action and the way he got himself free was awesome.
X-men 3
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kellorah (f)
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Professor Henry Higgins: By George, Eliza, the streets will be strewn with the bodies of men shooting themselves for your sake before I'm done with you.
MY FAIR LADY
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kellorah (f)
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Vinny Gambini: Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?
Mona Lisa Vito: You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Do you two know each other?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, she's my fiancÈe.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.
MY COUSIN VINNY
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kellorah (f)
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Jim: I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
AMERICAN PIE
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kellorah (f)
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Jessica: You've never had an orgasm? Not even manually?
Vicky: I've never tried it.
Jessica: You've never double-clicked your mouse?
AMERICAN PIE
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kellorah (f)
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Matt Stifler: What the mess!
Brandon's friend 1: Are you a rookie, you look lost?
Matt Stifler: Are you an asshole, you're hairy and you smell like shit!
AMERICAN PIE: BAND CAMP
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kellorah (f)
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Matt Stifler: How's that taste, Vande-cock? Mmmm, good, huh? Warm and salty? Yeah, it's a CUM-pletely new formula! 100% Stiffy Juice! SPF 69!
AMERICAN PIE: BAND CAMP
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kellorah (f)
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[Stifler thinks champagne is being poured onto his head when he's actually being urinated on from the balcony]
Stifler: I can taste the bubbles.
AMERICAN PIE 2
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kellorah (f)
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Stifler: You're a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby.
Oz: Here's a new idea for you Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other you just laugh at the people who do count.
Stifler: Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
AMERICAN PIE 2
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kellorah (f)
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Finch: Oh, Jeanine, Jeanine!
Stifler's Mom: Call me Stifler's Mom.
Finch: [orgasmic noise] STIFLER'S MO-O-O - OM!
AMERICAN PIE 2
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kellorah (f)
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Michelle: Okay, pretend I'm a hot girl. Now what do you want to do?
Jim: I want to feel your boobs.
Michelle: No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
AMERICAN PIE 2
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kellorah (f)
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Stifler: Holy shit dude. I found a dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Big blue rubber dicks for everyone. The people demand rubber dicks.
Jim: What are you doing?
Stifler: Looking for more lesbian artifacts.
[hands Jim the dildo]
Jim: Where did you get this?
Stifler: Finch's ass.
AMERICAN PIE 2
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kellorah (f)
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Little Boy: [into walky-talky] Red leader, what's your position?
Stifler: [on walky-talky] I'm touchin' his ass, I'm touchin' his ass, I'm touchin his ass, I'm touchin' his ass,
Little Boy: Mommy!
AMERICAN PIE 2
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kellorah (f)
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Nadia: Fuck me, geek!
Sherman: Affirmative!
AMERICAN PIE 2
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kellorah (f)
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Babe: I'm not a porkpie.
Zootie: Whatever you say, cutie pie.
Babe: I'm not any kind of pie. I'm just a pig on a mission.
BABE:PIG IN THE CITY
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kellorah (f)
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Jack Burton: You know what Jack Burton always says, what the hell?
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
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kellorah (f)
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Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton, ME!
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
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kellorah (f)
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Jack Burton: Son of a bitch must pay!
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
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kellorah (f)
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Lo Pan: I love you, Miao Yin and I need you.
Miao Yin: No, I don't belong to you!
Lo Pan: Here, take her! Take the bitch!
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
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kellorah (f)
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Robyn Graves: Why do we waste our time with men!
Grace: [who is a lesbian] Not all of us do.
THE BUTCHER'S WIFE
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