Does Size Matter [caution, sex]

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Chxta (m)
Does Size Matter [caution, sex]
« on: August 13, 2005, 10:11 AM »

Had to do some research after an argument at the office. Sadly I lost, but in the spirit of fair play, I am sending the results to everyone in the office, and in every forum that I am a member of!


I am flooded with questions each day from men worried about the size of their john thomas. Men of all ages are uneasy about ‘it’; they’d like to know whether they're well endowed, whether they can improve upon it, and if so how! Central to all their questions is – THE size!

“What is the normal length of the john thomas?” “Do big people have bigger ones?” “How can I enlarge my john thomas?” are some of the common questions. Most men assume-mistakenly -that the better endowed they are, the better sexual techniques they can employ and better lovers would they be.

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Many of my readers, who have been spending their hard earned money on dubious john thomas enlargement methods, would be disappointed, and many others would be relieved to know that this is not so!

Most young men imagine the size of their john thomas to be the “central issue” for good sex. Probably because it has been the oft discussed issue amongst them since their adolescence, they imagine that girls and women too would be thinking and talking about IT.

How average is the ‘average’?
This phalo-centric view of sex reflects not only the prevailing mores but also the ‘sexual ignorance’ that most men suffer from and the problems and complexes arising due to that ignorance.

There is no standard size for a john thomas though the “average” – the statistical average –is between 4.5 to 5.5 inches. Fortunately nature has given equal “privileges” – erectile and staying capacity - for all sizes.

Another question that men usually ask me is “Wouldn’t a longer john thomas satisfy a woman better?” Boys and men – who themselves may be enamoured with the size of some female body parts - imagine that the thick long john thomas is a pre-requisite for a happy successful, joyous, sexually fulfilling life. But this isn't so.

Wouldn’t A Longer john thomas Satisfy A Woman Better?
The anatomical and physiological facts related to a woman’s reproductive canal and sexual functioning can assist us in answering this question. Women - though are responsive all over- primarily perceive sexually pleasurable sensations from the clit –the most sexually sensitive organ- and the love tunnel canal. The love tunnel is a potential space.

However - and here comes the catch - only the FIRST TWO INCHES or so of the love tunnel canal are responsive and sensitive! And that means that the adequate length of the john thomas "required" to have satisfying sex is somewhere near TWO AND A HALF inches! And most boys and men have more than that.

Just for record it is the MAN who has the biggest john thomas among all -out of 193 species - primates. Even Gorillas have smaller ones! In fact it is a mystery why men have john thomases bigger than this size – probably for convenience in urinary excretion!

More Than Mere Sex
Most men need to know that sex is much more than a mechanical or a physical act. In fact mechanics have least to do with it! We all need to understand that the sexual triggers and activities that bring sexual pleasure are different for men and women. Women derive greater pleasure from relationship factors; unlike most men who seem to be performance centered.

In most surveys conducted by various agencies on what satisfies them, most women opted for a conglomeration of circumstances including sensitivity, gentleness, longer foreplay, care for the woman’s feelings, deep love and relaxed ambience. Face (55%), hair, shoulders, chest and hands in that order were ranked as top five male attributes by women responding to a recent sex survey in UK.

The john thomas morphology ranked much lower -if at all! Women prefer contact, emotional intimacy, gentle foreplay and undemanding, easy, relaxing sex – all of which are in no way dependent on the size of the john thomas!

Love And Emotions
Men, thus, erroneously believe that the dimensions of the john thomas are of great importance for sexual techniques and for the satisfaction of a sexual partner. Men with a bigger john thomas are not necessarily better lovers and may in fact end up hurting their partners – believe me - I have counseled such couples!

If at all, the thickness or the length of john thomas plays only a limited role in giving pleasure to a woman - which is of providing her with visual delight or fantasy. If size does matter at all - it is the large heartedness of a man, the breadth of his love and the depth of his feelings for his partner that have a significant role. As they say - it is the "man" behind the machine who matters most!



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laide o (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #1 on: August 13, 2005, 03:46 PM »

not really!!!
hot-angel (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #2 on: August 13, 2005, 04:21 PM »

Size doesn't really matter.
CimonJorr (m)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #3 on: August 13, 2005, 06:56 PM »

And how would a "virgin" know...  Wink Cheesy Grin  Grin Grin Grin
nike4luv (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #4 on: August 13, 2005, 06:58 PM »

i think if u gat a big one..u gon hurt a virgin gurl because her thingy is closed
hot-angel (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #5 on: August 13, 2005, 06:59 PM »

Because I don't think it should matter.  It's the love the matters.
ojikay (m)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #6 on: August 13, 2005, 07:37 PM »

Hey size matters alot, because when its BIG but not TOO BIG it touches the main thing and the girl life will never remain the same.  She will always remember you and never play around
hot-angel (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #7 on: August 13, 2005, 07:40 PM »

ojikay is crazy!!!  Grin Grin Grin Grin. I have been bored all day, but your reply has made part of my day.

Quote from: ojikay on August 13, 2005, 07:37 PM
Hey size matters alot, because when its BIG but not TOO BIG it touches the main thing and the girl life will never remain the same. She will always remember you and never play around

hahahaha!!! Okay ooo.. Can u hear him?
IAH (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #8 on: August 13, 2005, 08:13 PM »

I second ojikay. Personally, I would like my husband to have a big one. Cheesy
nike4luv (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #9 on: August 13, 2005, 08:14 PM »

o gosh!
CimonJorr (m)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #10 on: August 13, 2005, 08:28 PM »

It has been said that size could be a disadvantage.. or even a limitation..

the bottom line.. it's all a matter of technique..

As a 'Lady' once confided in me.. It's not the equipment you have, but what you do with it...  Wink


Saint...
Chxta (m)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #11 on: August 13, 2005, 10:39 PM »

I used to be an advocate of size being the main thing until I talked to a doctor friend of mine today. He confirmed the article.
Now I want to read the Karma Sutra...
tcherokee (m)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #12 on: August 14, 2005, 08:40 PM »

Quote
I used to be an advocate of size being the main thing until I talked to a doctor friend of mine today. He confirmed the article.
Now I want to read the Karma Sutra...
I have the ebook, i can send it to you if you want. And i believe Size does matter to a certain degree. If you have a big one and you don't know what to do with it, then forget it, but if u have a big one(not too big) and you know how to use it, the girl will definately prefer you to a smaller guy who also knows how to use his.(A girl told me this!!!)
twinkledew (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #13 on: August 15, 2005, 08:54 AM »

And how would a "virgin" know...         
 
Good Question cimo. 
Chigszy (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #14 on: August 15, 2005, 03:53 PM »

well i think size does matter..
that is good because it gives men more things to worry about i mean they put women through a lot of trouble about their boobs and booty size!! i think women we should make it more public put more stress on the male population so they know what it is like. i mean they should be more rap songs about wht privates size is the ideal size. like 12'' or so  Grin and you aint man enough if you do not come equiped with that package size!!!
ojikay (m)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #15 on: August 15, 2005, 06:44 PM »

Hey abeg make una no mind me. But the truth has to be said about it am not what you think I am. But I gat the "MAGIC STICK". Period
maclee (m)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #16 on: August 15, 2005, 06:49 PM »

size doesn't really matter, what matters is stamina and the time to complete a round. making a girl cry in sex making is not the size but the time it takes to satisfy her
maclee (m)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #17 on: August 15, 2005, 06:57 PM »

Chigszy, please don't tell me u can take up to 12" long because i know that is suicide mission
hot-angel (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #18 on: August 15, 2005, 07:04 PM »

L.O.L!  Cheesy
Chigszy (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #19 on: August 15, 2005, 07:38 PM »

@maclee don't underestimate... wht size r u? Tongue okies wht is d average size? we should have a poll or something for the nairaland guys to rate themselves LOL let me guess average 4''  Grin damn u all need to be worked on (men i am cracking myself up)....

okies i got to get out of here because i do more damage
peace out brodas i am just having fun n loving it  Wink but do think of the polling this that would sure be fun too 
hot-angel (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #20 on: August 15, 2005, 07:50 PM »

haha.. it will bve just like this forum i am in. What is the size of your Pen*s, and for the girls, your bra size and to measure your butt and write down how wide it is. It was so funny and very interesting. I doubt if seun would allow that here.
sage (m)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #21 on: August 15, 2005, 11:22 PM »

i wonder y seun has not blocked this Huh, where the hell is he anyway Grin Tongue
Latoya (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #22 on: August 16, 2005, 04:29 AM »

size dosent matter for the experienced,as long as he knows how to nack*hit*,
roll and perform all the guyly tricks.But for the inexperienced,it has to be big because if its not your girl wont feel a thing unlike the experienced
hot-angel (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #23 on: August 16, 2005, 04:56 AM »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Latoya (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #24 on: August 16, 2005, 05:01 AM »

Lizzy r u alright?
hot-angel (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #25 on: August 16, 2005, 05:20 AM »

yes i am. You scared me.  Undecided Undecided Undecided
Latoya (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #26 on: August 16, 2005, 05:29 AM »

How? Huh
hot-angel (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #27 on: August 16, 2005, 05:47 AM »

Big D!ck.
Latoya (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #28 on: August 16, 2005, 06:13 AM »

 Cheesy
Chxta (m)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #29 on: August 16, 2005, 07:06 AM »

The kind of things Nigerians like talking about
Latoya (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #30 on: August 16, 2005, 07:17 AM »

hummmmmm Roll Eyes chxta,i don't get what u mean

Quote from: Chxta on August 16, 2005, 07:06 AM
The kind of things Nigerians like talking about
hopy2005 (f)
Re: Does Size Matter
« #31 on: August 16, 2005, 12:40 PM »

L.O.L,     men, you guys are funnyooooooooo,

I can't get tired of reading, please, more posting guys.

But, lets try and identify our sizeoooo, so you wount get hurt.
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