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ihustler (m)
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Well,i feel so so sorry for most ladies when it's time for them to host their monthly visitor.They always are irritable at that time and smelly. Anyways, Long lives Lady-Hood  |
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sammeeat (f)
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periods and birth control pills!
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pinze
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pity for you women if i were a woman( woe onto man) i will go about causing trouble trust me  |
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liz b (f)
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I felt like reading the comments and passing but am being pushed to chip a thing or two.
Someone said women had li'l brains and need to be pampered Please can someone rush that guy to Yaba left as an emergency case please.
I love being a man and never will regret being one. I won't rile out the adv's because this is for the women folk.
But pray, a woman that knows her worth should know that life as a woman is worth its while
The fact that i have to stand and hear my da praise my mum always
Ths fact that I have to thread softly so as not to annoy her
The fact that i have to contest argue and battle to get my way
The fact that she is the source that I am alive
The fact that SHE made me see the world and carved and designed me to be acceptable to the world
The fact that I don't have to go hungry because she is there
The fact that my pride as a man rest HER
The fact that my happiness lies with her
The fact that I have to beg HER even when am right
The fact that without HER there is no C---l pleasure
The fact that she is the reason why I am on the street everyday
They are enough to be proud of being a woman
Whether Tall, short, pretty, ugly, fat, plumb, thin, stout, intelligent, dumb, senile, brillant.
As long as she is a woman, Its her that deserves my respect most. Cos my happiness on earth has been because of a woman
Man are not left out though
THERE IS PRIDE IN BEING A WOMAN NO MATTR WHAT!!!
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spikedcylinder (f)
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Its funny. The thread is titled "What do you hate about being female" yet some "men" click on it anyway. When they do, they decide to air the very popular " I am male, hence i must dominate" point of view. Its disgusting.
Oh, i was talking to you ifect.
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Echeozo (m)
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I wonder why females de complain about Period.No be una rush go chop 'apple' before adam come back. . Imagine say una allow adam chop first the tori for de different Seriously, I think the world would be a very boring place without females.Imagine how cool it is admiring your very pretty babe.Think about the finesse girls brought to the world(fashion,art,color,sensitivity).If not for the female gender I wonder if na bone-to-bone for be our potion. Guys, let's give it up to the Ladies,they rock. |
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Scopium (m)
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@scopuim,
pray tell me, can u buy crayfish,melon, redoil etc, n all other local soup stuff @ the mall?, take palms or the galleria as an example!!!
what the poster said is true, n even at times as males these over agressive traders even try to take your arm/jostle u to their shops too
no dey too form,
be real, it happens @ Earthrealm
I no dey form, it's her choice word that I got issues with. Are you one of the monkeys? |
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dee02 (m)
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The fact that they have to bleed at certain times of the month!
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XtacieX (f)
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I LOVE LOVE LOVE being a female
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nwando
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I LOVE LOVE LOVE being a female
yahoo don enter. abeg make una ban this thing posing with a woman's picture |
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XtacieX (f)
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thank you to all of my new friends and to answer everyone i will be going back to New York in 10 days Mwah
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kojeiwa (m)
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15 disadvantages of being a woman.
1. Woman have this secret weapon, yet it's for men to enjoy.
2. Women are more over protected. They are called Ashewo, soon as they are seen with certain guys.
3. They don't always get to pick the man of their choice.
4. They go through this monthly period which is painful
5. They are easy heart broken
6. They are always under rated
7. Soon as they pass the age of 30, they are consider too old for marriage by most single guys
8. They carry the baby not only 9 months, also get to breast feed and Nurse them
9. Some women are actually rejected by their husband if they keep giving birth to a female
10. Men are teased as been a woman if they can't perform certain task.
11. Women are always victim of rape and abuse
12. They get scared of enjoying sex, because if they get pregnant, the man might reject them and they
always face the disgrace.
13. Men are always favorite in a family.
14. They don't get to keep their father's last name (Surname).
15. Most employer will rather employ a man than a woman, because they fear a woman's inability.
Note: For every successful man there is a woman.
We men came through a woman and we should respect and thank them for that responsibility.
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osasp (m)
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yahoo don enter.
abeg make una ban this thing posing with a woman's picture
lol crase guy thank God 4 women u guys really cope with alot |
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tRoOE (f)
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Been a females is the best thing ever  , and have learnt to embrace my PMS because that is what defines me as a woman
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yebariba (m)
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The double standard that exists wehre men can do all manner of evil but once a woman tries half she is crucified men and women are not mates. don't forget that man was created before woman was formed. do you expect a higher ranking official in an establishment like a director to get the same renumeration as a lower ranking one like a cleaner or a gateman? again, men and women are not the same and they are not mates period! |
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yebariba (m)
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Woman have this secret weapon, yet it's for men to enjoy. there is nothing secret about your so called secret weapon and for as little as N50 you and get to use and enjoy the weapon so don't called it secret and its not a big deal because its an open and cheap weapon. |
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SeanT21 (f)
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at yebariba
why u hatin on the females?
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yebariba (m)
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They get scared of enjoying sex, because if they get pregnant, the man might reject them and they
always face the disgrace. well if they would do the right thing and only have sex with their husbands then there wouldnt be scared of anything would they? unfortunately too many of them prefer to be whores and to distribute what they should keep for their husbands to anyone who so much as winks at them. |
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XtacieX (f)
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im not sure if i am doin this rite someone please tell me if you can cee my mes here
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yebariba (m)
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They don't get to keep their father's last name. well lots of fathers are happy that their daugthers don't get to keep their name (surname) because they usually turn out to be a disgrace to them and to the family |
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yebariba (m)
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Women are always victim of rape and abuse because they are always dressing like whores wearing clothes and jeans that exposes their buttocks when they sit down expecialy in the bus. |
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D-reloaded (f)
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because they are always dressing like whores wearing clothes and jeans that exposes their buttocks when they sit down expecialy in the bus.
and what is the excuse of those who wear hijabs and are still raped? You depraved bastard |
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yebariba (m)
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Some women are actually rejected by their husband if they keep giving birth to a female such men don't have sense because in this case, its not the womans fault. |
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yebariba (m)
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You depraved bastard hmm\.\.\. don't you think you are getting a bit over board here? |
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SeanT21 (f)
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at yebariba
why have we the females done to you or your family members? Did some chick break your heart?
You seem to have some extreme hate for or being?
Plus some people that are being rape don't all wear short clothes and tight stuff. And if we do that is not any excuse to rape us. Shame on You!!
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D-reloaded (f)
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hmm\.\.\. don't you think you are getting a bit over board here?
as opposed to your idiotic responses degrading females, your mother included? Btw you didnt answer my question |
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yebariba (m)
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2. Women are more over protected. They are called Ashewo, soon as they are seen with certain guys. because we all know that they can't be trusted 3. They don't always get to pick the man of their choice. because they don't have enough brains to make an informed choice 4. They go through this monthly period which is painful its part of their punishment for giving adam the apple in the garden of eden and virtually damning all of humanity 5. They are easy heart broken and it serves right for choosing to fall for jerks and outright assholes 6. They are always under rated because their are not equal to men and are not their mates 7. Soon as they pass the age of 30, they are consider too old for marriage by most single guys because they usually mess up their younger days clubbing, partying, sleeping with as many men as the possibly can in the name of female liberation or equality forgeting that nature did not create them to live like that and that men and women are not mates 8. They carry the baby not only 9 months, also get to breast feed and Nurse them still part of the punishment for their sins 13. Men are always favorite in a family. because they have sense and women don't Note: For every successful man there is a woman. yeh, to do her best to reap where she didnt sow. |
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stillwater (f)
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Yebariba has lost it  Sorry |
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SeanT21 (f)
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Yebariba
you are sick person.
here are something for your men since yall think yall are superior,
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
Two. If you slice them very thinly.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
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SeanT21 (f)
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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.
What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted a several times.
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says, "
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
Straight through the rib cage.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Because they're all pigs.
Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
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tRoOE (f)
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yebariba you are one silly/sick dude
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They go through this monthly period which is painful
Soon as they pass the age of 30, they are consider too old for marriage by most single guys
its part of their punishment for giving adam the apple in the garden of eden and virtually damning all of humanity
[font=Garamond]ROTFLMFAO what punishment will that bebecause they usually mess up their younger days clubbing, partying, sleeping with as many men as the possibly can in the name of female liberation or equality forgeting that nature did not create them to live like that and that men and women are not mates The truth is bitter, but yea "Some" women do thatThey carry the baby not only 9 months, also get to breast feed and Nurse them still part of the punishment for their sins What is the sins
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