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Warfy Boy (m)
I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« on: March 25, 2008, 12:35 AM »

N/L'ers PLEASE HELP YOUR FELLO BROTHER!!

I met her yesterday,  she came with my friends girl, so i had a word with her, she decided to be my girl,  we chatt as if we've known for years.

Today! she came again with my friends girl to my friends house, they called me to come, and i  went,  i got there, i decided to take her to a special place to have  a drink with her, on our way we talk, play and  kissed, after the drink, on our back, she was realy attracted dt i didnt jst let her go like that, we kissed, i hold her so close to my self, the only thing we did not do 2nite wz sex!

BUt after she's left i started feelin pains in my privates, seriously, i dnt wnt to tell my friend, i kno he will laf me over it, but i am sriously feeling the pain, i don't know why, i am in pain right now.

Is there anyone in the house that knows what may av cosed the sudden pain my my privates?

Please advice,
morenike09 (f)
Re: I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« #1 on: March 25, 2008, 01:56 AM »

so your own juju has finally catch up to youwell, it was better soon than later Lips sealed Tongue
bawomolo (m)
Re: I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« #2 on: March 25, 2008, 04:05 AM »

u had blue balls.
Nwaka77 (f)
Re: I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« #3 on: March 25, 2008, 04:07 AM »

Quote from: morenike09 on March 25, 2008, 01:56 AM
so your own juju has finally catch up to youwell, it was better soon than later Lips sealed Tongue

LOL  Grin Grin Grin

@Poster

I am sorry to hear this. Please go to a pastor to pray for you. You must be careful in this day and age because you don't know who is who Undecided Take it easy. It shall be well.
The Sly
Re: I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« #4 on: March 25, 2008, 04:20 AM »

She's a winch! . .  . . Cheesy
She took your Thomas to their meeting inside the mango tree for easter feast! Tongue
And i heard that there is no meat as delicious as Thomas in their mouth!! Tongue Embarrassed
Mayne you're in big trouble. . . .  Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
debosky (m)
Re: I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« #5 on: March 25, 2008, 04:42 AM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin

na wa oh!

How are we supposed to know what is wrong with your privates ehn?

We dey there when you dey kiss the girl and all the other enjoyment?  Huh

Let me explain to you, she has arrested your Koko with her Pekus - till you do what she wants you will feel the pain.
Scopium (m)
Re: I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« #6 on: March 25, 2008, 08:36 AM »

This is new to me. I think you should post your thread in the health section, you may get better advice there.
efuah (f)
Re: I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« #7 on: March 25, 2008, 09:30 AM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin te heee heeeee Grin
opuro (m)
Re: I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« #8 on: March 25, 2008, 10:56 AM »

THE BABE NA OGBANJE
your kini de for gwava tree dangling.
pray make e no be say them set fire under the thing
OGBANJE TOO DE LIKE DRY MEAT. ESPECIALLY DRIED KOKO Shocked Shocked Shocked
danity
Re: I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« #9 on: March 25, 2008, 02:40 PM »

LMAO!!!!!!!!! Nairaland will not kill me.
Ah ahn!

@ Poster, sorry ehn. Your pain will subside.
Lol @ Sly, debosky and Opuro. Like I said earlier - you people will not kill me
fizofly
Re: I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« #10 on: March 25, 2008, 04:20 PM »


Nairalanders you guys are bunch ofclowns.

  Brother abeggy no mind them bohh. maybe you got too nervous and if i may ask are you a virgin and when last did you have sex 'cus all those might be part of why you have pains.

  Start looking online for sites where you can get spare koko (thomas abi shey na jonney walker) 'cus if that pain still persist then you mind you need you change it.( afterall maybe the previous one wey dey there now don expire sef)

  HOW OLD ARE YOU?
bawomolo (m)
Re: I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« #11 on: March 25, 2008, 09:18 PM »

Warfy Boy (m)
Re: I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« #12 on: March 25, 2008, 11:23 PM »

AHHHHH NO B SMALL SUMTIN OHHHHH, ME MYSELF WAN EVEN LAF DIE FOR HERE

@FIZOFLY, NA ONLY UR COMMENT MAKE SENSE WELL WELL

AS 4 UR QUESTIONS

ACCORDING TO HIM, IT'S BEEN OVER 7 YEARS SINCE HE HAD SEX

HE IS OVA 20 N NOT A VIRGIN, THOUGH HE NO LONGER FEEL D PAIN, MAYBE ITS BCOS OF THE PRAYER HE PRAYED.LOL

TANK You ALL
mukina2 (f)
Re: I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« #13 on: March 25, 2008, 11:33 PM »

 Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy

Nairaland o Grin Grin Grin

i pray your pain goes away Grin sorry
HR.hotness (f)
Re: I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« #14 on: March 25, 2008, 11:35 PM »

LMAO
i'm soooo sorry but its funny!
ikamefa (f)
Re: I Am In Pain! My Manhood!
« #15 on: March 25, 2008, 11:38 PM »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

LMAO " Grin "  sorry oh @ topic

the above is called "de - mojonization" Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy
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