Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag

Nobi my fault. Na as life be na.

lolita

@ poster

na wah oo,bt are u vry sure

eyaaaa poster,

sorry about that,

in your next jamb put in more efforts

stubborn

no ,na your red veins i dey trip

@showbobo

Don't take it personal it just what is happening ova there and 4 your info i am not furstrated i am about graduating.

@lola
i guess you are in unilag. Well i am sorry for that. but just try and enjoy the post ok

i doubt!

for lyfe

Na wa oooooooooooo

All of una wey dey reply this thread, una go tell me whether una village send una go school to READ BOOK or to ADMIRE BORROW-POSE niggahz


                                            
             

NO blame them,

Na free basic education wey fashola ben introduce na im u see massive exodus to unilag

36.Morems toilets smells worse during valentines and
about three weeks following, awoof dey run belle

37.After 3 years of doing the devil's "work" a skele
hangs up the championship belt and starts going to fellowship
because even Satan wants nothing more to do with her,

38.A guy will leave the AC in his BQ on all day and night even though his house in Ikeja utilises an Adebowale Fan on
number 3 for the same purpose,

39. This same guy will spray perfume that his brother after working his fingers to the bone in McDonalds bought and sent to him and enter Morems, he will hug a few chicks who will compliment his "perf" and then yarn with awon boys and inevitably go back to the
room alone where his room mate has fallen asleep with an open jar of
Vaseline next to him, he removes his clothes,turns off the light and jumps
onto the mattress, then reaches for the jar of vaseline>>>>>(e need am)

40.UNILAG guys, out of frustration, will enter night
bus to OSU, OSUA or UNIJOS to hunt down woman, "Belles" have more
fun,

41. A guy who lives in Chevron Estate will pick up his belle (from Alagbado) and her friends from  Satellite Town, Ikorodu Town and Aguda(Suru-Lere)respectively AND drop them off EVERY DAY and wonder why his popsie burst in2 tears when he sees the car he bought three months ago and his mechanic has recently bought a danfo bus
to use for transport since he became his customer,

42. A guy will go to his mechanic with three chicks
chopping ice cream and double 4 and dancing to J-Lo's music pumping
from his speakers and wonders why the guy refuses to allow him "price" the
fuel pump

@ poster guy keep it up your thread is a hard core truth and it is motivational.

it sure is nnyfu

confirmed by a very confused person