We Miss Nigeria Because

layi man just captured  everything.
I finally went to Nija last year after being here for 5years the first thing my sisters did was sing
"me i like my people, i like the land and country,everything i dey for nigeria,make we join hands,make nigeria better"
The taxi man was laughing at us. I miss cowbell,agege bread,the parties, my family,hints magazine,nepa,COOL FM,The weather. Man....There really is no place like home

Have a safe journey Lauryn.Take lots n lots of photographs, visit mega plaza and the new cinema in lagos(if you can)

Lauryn, where in Canada are you?

nana thank u!
u can't wear ur clothes because its fxckin cold outside!...i remember xmas nile baba mi..on de 26th bai..na partay up ma house..even though the tradition still continues in ma house..its just not de same..

am friggin visitin next yr..if i hav to go and steal from de queen!

If you do end up going, wsh you a safe trip.enjoy it

 

 i love agbalumo. it's da best!!! i remember da earing thingy. and how we just gon do a little hole on top of it so that we can squeeze and da juicy water will come out little by little them we lick it off!!!

I miss my mom saying hulala!!!! when d nepa takes off d light

i miss rushing to da garage to put on da generator because we were watching superstory when da light went off!!


i miss going to oluwaseun and iya ope to buy rice, tinu eran and cat fish pepper soup!

i miss my dad buying ori eran because i think it's eww!!!

i miss all d omo adugbo that call me aunty damy and r alwayz asking efunwa ni 5naira!! plz buy something 4 us and so on!!! they treat me like i'm diz queen and i love it so much!!!!

i miss going to iya jumokes shop to buy stuff like peak milk, st louis sugar, veggie oil, groundnut, omo(detergent) and taking like an hour when it's just a 2minute walk from where my house is.

i miss sneaking video out of da video club!

i miss going to mummy laolu shop to go and grind pepper because they alwayz let me do it myself and it's fun!

i miss getting on da buz and da conductor telling me da amount i gotta pay in yoruba like ogorun, egerun and so on because i alwayz don't know what it means and i gotta ask him to translate it to english 4 me!!

i miss da sound of da market place. everybody talking at once. and di iya oloja saying "omege o wa ba mi ra oja ni" and my mom asking se scot rice ni yen/a o fe gari ijebu o! going shopping 4 food stuff here is not fun at all they got everyting packed and u can't even say se ko gba 50 naira ni  and they don't have market like alesinloye or gbagi!!

i miss all da friends and families i left behind!

i miss all da drama and gbeboruns. I was da queen of da talkataive peeps!! still is but it's not as much fun as in nigeria!!

I miss my friends and i talking about peeps we don't like!!

i miss going out to buy akara olororo even though it's so dark outside!!

I miss boli&epa, suya!!

i miss my room!!!

i miss omo eleko cuming to our house every evening!!

i miss being scared of da 5 or more chickens we kill on christmas day! they alwayz bring them near me then i start running and they start running after me with da chicken!! since i left nigeria da only time i ever saw a life chicken was on tv!!

i miss papajasco and supersory.

i miss climbing our guava tree.

i miss seeing da alligators climb da coconut tree.

i miss alo o!! iya kan wa and then we say owa bi ewa!!! and pari owe yi .....

I'm gon stop now!!!I miss almost everything!!!:(

uhhm lets see

playin Ten-Ten  that was the shiit , ion care what no1 says,

your aunt was just mean, anytime i attended any vigil, i was just goin to sleep. Lawd knows the last thing i did was pray

I miss Boli and Epa, roasted corn with groundnut, gari with pure water, i miss all foods and snacks, i miss this Lagos bread, can't rmb the name

@queen 2 do u mean agege bread

i miss going on da street and peeps running after u. mummy pure water!! plantain chips and so on!!

I miss d toll gate along  lagos ibadan express way!!! we alwayz buy lots of stuff and diz boi ran away with our mony this one time!!

for $50, i could hook you up with a fine pot of yam porridge and beans, trust me  about ya vanguard, that can be arranged if you co-operate 

this babe, na because i know you, na I'm make  i take $50 o, ask people, i no dey do bizwax like that.  _{abeg do better jare}

no dey expose me now, no worry na special order. you go see am when you see am, trust! _{na money first sha}

how about you do the deliverance for me, is friday free for you? _{do ya want a pot too}