Short, Witty Quotes!

Men should be like Kleenex…soft, strong, and disposable

Impossibility is a language of the mediocrity

In the childhood memories of every good cook, there's a large kitchen, a warm stove, a simmering pot and a mom.

If you can organize your kitchen, you can organize your life.

My will shall shape the future. Whether I fail or succeed shall be no man's doing but my own. I am the force; I can clear any obstacle before me or I can be lost in the maze. My choice; my responsibility; win or lose, only I hold the key to my destiny

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Whenever we dream out loud, we’re criticized for being foolish by people who really have no idea how special we are. As a result, we crush our dreams without giving them half a chance."

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving

The recipe for perpetual ignorance is:
Be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge

I HOPE NO ONE DISSES ME FOR POSTING THIS.

"TO ERR IS WOMAN, TO FORGIVE IS MAN"

               "All Glory comes from Daring to Begin!"
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               "People with goals succeed because they
                           know where they are going."
                                                           

Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.
                                                                                          Dr. George Crane

Break down an impossible task to manageable size.

"If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space."

— Stephen Hunt

Five great enemies to peace inhabit with us: avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride. If those enemies were to be banished, we should infallibly enjoy perpetual peace.

Patience and fortitude conquer all things.
                                                                                                  - Emerson

If it's illegal to "rock and roll", throw my ass in jail!

If you really want something, you can figure out how to make it
        happen.

@ Kay9,

Wao! I like dat!

 "Our adversity is the vehicle that drives us to our destiny"

"The journey on foot is not equally fast for everybody"

"The gentility of a tiger is not the sign of timidity"

"A woman is like a teabag, you dont know how strong she is until you drop her into a tea pot"

"Wife beating is a weak man's imitation of strength"- Charly boy.

'If fire can consume a tortoise with iron coat, how much more a chicken with feathered gown?'