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Pepeye (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #224 on: May 05, 2009, 08:01 AM »

A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience.
Elbert Hubbard
diyobdw (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #225 on: May 05, 2009, 12:39 PM »

 Cool nice to know that this thread would be 3year old,

"Persistence pays and so does a willingness to follow directions."-Anon
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #226 on: May 05, 2009, 03:22 PM »

A shoulda listen when Papa warned, women love money like fowl love corn
Pepeye (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #227 on: May 05, 2009, 10:03 PM »

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #228 on: May 07, 2009, 02:44 PM »

Woman no like "soft" man
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #229 on: May 08, 2009, 06:18 PM »

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #230 on: May 08, 2009, 11:42 PM »

Never giving up and pushing forward will unlock all the potential we are capable of.

Now is the time. Needs are great, but your possibilities are greater.
       
Life without a purpose is a languid, drifting thing; every day we ought to review our purpose, saying to ourselves, 'This day let me make a sound beginning


Pep without purpose is piffle. ~Ma Fav~

Pepeye (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #231 on: May 09, 2009, 01:09 PM »

Impatient peeps always get there too late
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #232 on: May 11, 2009, 03:57 AM »

~"A Hasty Man Drinks His Tea With A Fork" ~
Uche2nna (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #233 on: May 11, 2009, 03:58 AM »

Quote from: mohawkchic on May 11, 2009, 03:57 AM
~"A Hasty Man Drinks His Tea With A Fork" ~

LOL!!!!!

If u wanna be hasty, it would be a good idea to drop all the cutlery and just gulp the whole thing.
Uche2nna (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #234 on: May 11, 2009, 04:00 AM »


Frustration means finding out the first time U cant do something the second time.

Disappointment means finding out the second time U cant do sth the first time.
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #235 on: May 11, 2009, 04:09 AM »




~ Grin . . .Tell me about it!

~I like Your Quote,First time I've read it too. . . . Copy & Pasting  Wink
Uche2nna (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #236 on: May 11, 2009, 04:15 AM »



LOL!!!

U have to pay some copyright fees  Grin
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #237 on: May 11, 2009, 04:23 AM »

~Lol . . .You dont say!! . . Okies!  Tongue


~"Looking For Fish? Dont Climb A Tree" ~
Pepeye (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #238 on: May 11, 2009, 12:50 PM »

 'Life is 10 percent what you make it, and 90 percent how you take it'
Pepeye (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #239 on: May 12, 2009, 06:58 AM »

It’s not what happens to you
It’s what happened in You!

Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #240 on: May 14, 2009, 10:41 AM »

Live Well. . . .Love Much. . . .Laugh Often
Pepeye (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #241 on: May 14, 2009, 08:18 PM »

Experience is a hard teacher becos she gives the test first, the lessons afterwards 

Uche2nna (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #244 on: May 19, 2009, 03:32 PM »



  Want to know what happened to the mouse? Ask the cat.
nich (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #245 on: May 19, 2009, 07:15 PM »

.  .  . keep your head up! .  .  . even when the road is rough never give up! Wink
Pepeye (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #246 on: May 20, 2009, 12:14 PM »

Words are powerful but The WORD is all powerful
nich (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #247 on: May 21, 2009, 08:48 PM »

Correct!  Cheesy
Pepeye (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #248 on: May 22, 2009, 08:24 PM »

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best.
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #249 on: May 23, 2009, 02:20 AM »

~"Old Age Aint So Bad When You Consider The Alternative" ~
fellis
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #250 on: May 23, 2009, 04:15 PM »

This one delivered a lol.
Pepeye (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #251 on: May 24, 2009, 07:28 PM »

Silence does not always mark wisdom.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #252 on: May 25, 2009, 01:31 AM »

* What you see depends on what you're looking for.

* Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.

* What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Pepeye (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #253 on: May 25, 2009, 07:14 AM »

The more a man knows, the more he forgives.
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #254 on: May 25, 2009, 05:17 PM »

If you have nothing good to say don't say anything

Choose your friends like your books, few but choice.

Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #255 on: May 25, 2009, 05:43 PM »

Put butter on cats paws to keep them from wandering

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