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Epi
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
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Pepeye (f)
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The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.
William James
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Pepeye (f)
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Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something  |
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mohawkchic (f)
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~ "Behind Every Successful Man Stands A Surprised Mother-In-Law."- Hubert Humphrey
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FL Gators
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~ "Behind Every Successful Man Stands A Surprised Mother-In-Law."- Hubert Humphrey
rotflmao. funny quote |
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nich (m)
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haba alhaji  |
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Pepeye (f)
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The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
Aristotle Onassis
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jidobaba (m)
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Ori e,
O foncasibe
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Pepeye (f)
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Learn to live life to the full, savouring every moment
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mohawkchic (f)
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~True Love Is Like Ghosts, Which Everybody Talks About And Few Have Seen."~
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presido1
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The you in you is the you that makes you you you are _______presido1.
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Epi
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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Pepeye (f)
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Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best.
John Tillotson
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Epi
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
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mohawkchic (f)
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~"A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing."
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Pepeye (f)
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A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience.
Elbert Hubbard
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Ejadamen (f)
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Lovely! You guys should keep 'em coming.
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Pepeye (f)
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Self discipline is the key to everything. I believe it down to my core.
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Pepeye (f)
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You re not a success until you re changing other’s lives permanently
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kaydkay (m)
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Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Pepeye (f)
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Real intelligence is the creative use of knowledge not merely the accumulation of facts
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mohawkchic (f)
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~Before You Criticize Someone,Walk A Mile In His Shoes: Then When You Do Criticize That Person, You'll Be A Mile Away And Have His Shoes! ~ Frieda Norris ~
~I Love This Quote!
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Pepeye (f)
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People who live for themselves are in a mighty small business
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mohawkchic (f)
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~"True Friends Stab You In The Front"~Oscar Wilde
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Pepeye (f)
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The garden of your life is in your mind
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Virgo83 (m)
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learnt about life: It Goes On
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xoxoxo (f)
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world
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Pepeye (f)
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Real intelligence is the creative use of knowledge not merely the accumulation of facts
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mohawkchic (f)
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~"When Life Hands You Sugar, Make Lemonade."
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Pepeye (f)
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You re a character of your thots
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mohawkchic (f)
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~"Talking Does Not Cook Rice"
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