Short, Witty Quotes!

Dont Let That  Affection Get U an Infection, Use a Protection on that Erection

The world we have created is a product of our thinking; it cannot be changed without changing our thinking.  ~Albert Einstein

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
~ Jean Kerr

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me

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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success

* Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage.

* Believe in the importance of love, for it is the strength an beauty that brings music to our souls.

* Don't hug me, it only makes me want to never let go.

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

Life would be perfect if some girls had mute buttons, guys had edit buttons, bad times had a fast forward button and good times had pause buttons.

He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool; avoid him.
He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a student; teach him.
He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep; wake him.
He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man; follow him

Someone may have stolen your dream when it was young and fresh and you were innocent. Anger is natural. Grief is appropriate. Healing is mandatory. Restoration is possible.

To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right.

We must overcome the notion that we must be regular,  it robs you of the chance to be extraordinary and leads you to the mediocre.