Short, Witty Quotes!

i ve got a few,

(a)
Live life,
don't let life leave you

(b)
Trust is not an inheritance,
its an investment.
and like all investment,
u either gain from it or u lose.

(c)
u lose to win,
and u win to lose,
u can't win always,
and u can't lose always.

but my all time favourite ;

(d)
Happiness is like a kiss,
to get any good out of it ,
u have to give it to someone else. 


[b]Abi u go kiss yourself?[/b]

Those who don't play the game aint fit to make its rules.

- Can't remember the author

Beware of life
For you will not come out of it alive
The only constant thing in life
Is that man will loss his life

    - Tobi Adeyemo

love love love
natures plan to continue reproduction

Challenges - I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent

Change - When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.

Delusion - There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.

Failure - When your best just isn't good enough.

Irresponsibility - No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.


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Rather be kind than be right!

"Nightfall does not come at once, neither would depression. Note every moment and adjust responsibly." Ola.Olabimpe

"The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become."- Charles DuBois

"People… especially people in positions of power,  have invested a tremendous amount of effort and time to get to where they are. They really don't want to hear that we're on the wrong path that we've got to shift gears and start thinking differently.”- David Suzuki

"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character." — Albert Einstein

"Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense." — Gertrude Stein

"Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel." — Horace Walpole

"Did you win silver or lost gold? Life is all about how you want to see things "- Ola.Olabimpe

(1)  The fact that we expect success does not mean we should forget that failure exists.
(2)  Good resolutions are lik babies crying in the church, they must be carried out immeditely

My favorites

- "Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. "
 

- "A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be "


-  "Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else. "

Mae West


-  "If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative"


-  "I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

Woody Allen


-  "A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction."


-  "America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."


-  "Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason."


-  "Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. "

-  "In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. "

Oscar Wilde



-  "All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."


-  "Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument. "


-  "It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge"


-  "Men use thought only to justify their wrong doings, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts."


-  "An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination."


-  "Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. "

Voltaire