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xoxoxo (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #320 on: July 01, 2009, 01:33 PM »

A charming woman,  doesn't follow the crowd. She is herself.
TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #321 on: July 02, 2009, 06:34 AM »

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Lips sealed Lips sealed
xoxoxo (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #322 on: July 02, 2009, 01:10 PM »

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat
RuuDie (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #323 on: July 02, 2009, 08:24 PM »

"True love comes quietly; without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ear checked." - Erich Segal
RuuDie (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #324 on: July 02, 2009, 11:00 PM »

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
rich_pitt (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #325 on: July 03, 2009, 01:52 PM »

People dnt care how much u know until they know how much u care

neva leave until 2mrw what can be done today cos 2mrw my broda neva comes


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xoxoxo (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #326 on: July 03, 2009, 05:15 PM »

If sex is such a nutural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it Undecided
TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #327 on: July 04, 2009, 06:57 AM »

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.
TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #328 on: July 04, 2009, 06:57 AM »

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.
xoxoxo (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #329 on: July 04, 2009, 10:56 AM »

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
RuuDie (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #330 on: July 04, 2009, 07:31 PM »

"Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished."

Grin Grin
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #331 on: July 04, 2009, 07:49 PM »




~Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Don't Have Film. ~
xoxoxo (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #332 on: July 05, 2009, 11:52 AM »

How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #333 on: July 05, 2009, 02:21 PM »




~When People Talk To God, It's Called Prayer. When God Talks Back, It's Called Schizophrenia ~
xoxoxo (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #334 on: July 05, 2009, 11:11 PM »

My own personal favorite Cher song is the unforgettable Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #335 on: July 07, 2009, 02:28 AM »




~Anyone Who Uses The Phrase  "Easy As Taking Candy From A Baby" Has Never Tried Taking Candy From A Baby~
xoxoxo (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #336 on: July 07, 2009, 03:03 PM »

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
xoxoxo (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #337 on: July 08, 2009, 12:52 PM »

Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!
RuuDie (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #338 on: July 08, 2009, 01:10 PM »

"A person just doesn't consist of what they choose to show u. . . . . "
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #339 on: July 08, 2009, 06:18 PM »



~Men are the cause of women not loving one another!!

~Aint That A Fact  Cheesy

courage89
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #340 on: July 08, 2009, 07:16 PM »

"Human being cannot reason above their imagination"

therefore make the best of what you have
luvbooks (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #341 on: July 09, 2009, 10:18 PM »

If you want to be friends with a Giraffe, never make fun of its neck - Roald Dahl.

Lord, deliver me from my friends, I can take care of my enemies. - Voltaire.
tp2cool
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #342 on: July 10, 2009, 12:51 PM »

"a woman's mind often changes; quite mad is he who trusts her!"
tp2cool
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #343 on: July 10, 2009, 01:10 PM »

"Self-sacrifice is never entirely unselfish, for the giver never fails to recieve"
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #344 on: July 11, 2009, 03:30 PM »




~A Critic Is A Legless Man Who Teaches Running ~ Channing Pollock
RuuDie (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #345 on: July 15, 2009, 05:31 AM »

"When we least expect it, life sets us a challenge to test our courage and willingness to change; at such a moment, there is no point in pretending that nothing has happened or in saying that we are not ready. The challenge will not wait.”

Paulo Coelho

TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #346 on: July 15, 2009, 12:01 PM »

You are never given a wish, without being given the power to make it come true. Wink
TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #347 on: July 15, 2009, 12:15 PM »

Where there is no vision, the people perish!!
RuuDie (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #348 on: July 15, 2009, 04:49 PM »

Quote from: TOYOSI20 on July 15, 2009, 12:01 PM
You are never given a wish, without being given the power to make it come true. Wink


nice 1
SeanT21 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #349 on: July 15, 2009, 08:37 PM »

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before."
- Mae West (1892-1980)

"Men are like steel. when they lose their temper, they lose their worth."
- Chuck Norris (1940-)

"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument."
- William Gibbs McAdoo (1863-1941)

"Better to light a candle than curse the darkness."

"If you lose your temper, you’ve lost the argument."
- Proverb

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1900-1944
)
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #350 on: July 16, 2009, 07:59 PM »

Quote from: SeanT21 on July 15, 2009, 08:37 PM
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1900-1944[/size])



~One of my fav. Quotes!
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #351 on: July 16, 2009, 08:02 PM »




~It May Look Like I'm Doing Nothing, But I'm Actively Waiting For My Problems To Go Away
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