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xoxoxo (f)
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if i had to choose between you & a smile, i would choose you, because without you, i can't smile
if all my friends were jumping off a bridge, i wouldn't follow, i'd be at the bottom to catch them
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xoxoxo (f)
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Friends are like condoms,they keep you safe when things get rough.
Here's to the nights I'll never remember, with the friends I'll never forget
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xoxoxo (f)
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Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels
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dohyn (m)
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''We are not retreating.we are merely marching backwards''
Sir Winston Churchill
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imranmo (m)
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" Tommorow is Unpredictable and Today is a nightmare so I reside in yesterday ,reminiscing. "
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muyiscoi (m)
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe - Albert Einstein
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xoxoxo (f)
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I guess it's all my fault, huh? I mean, if someone follows you around like a puppy, what else can you do but tell them to go fetch?
- Party of Five
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Turiano (m)
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Tomorrow are for those who prepared for it to day.
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Turiano (m)
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The bird that petch on the rope shud be ready to dance wit the rope.
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Turiano (m)
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The bird that petches on the rope shud be ready to dance wit the rope.
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Turiano (m)
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"The fowl that swallow a needle shall nt live to boost of it".
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rokiatu (f)
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I have Loved, Lost, and Learned.
Satisfaction is found on my own.
I am DEEPER than you think.
love what you got & remember what you had
If a man cannot survive my neglect, I don't need him
Good, better, best, never let it rest, until your good is better and your better is best
If there's a rule, I break it. If there is a law, I'll only crack it
Some people have the personality of a toothache
Most women think they really have three boobs. Two on their chest and the man in their life
Knowing God is Liberty from the inside out
Boys get mad quicker but girls stay mad longer
Real leaders are ordinary people with extraordinary determination.
Open mind, helping hands, prayerful lips & lovable heart - Thats what is ATTITUDE.
Challenges and obstacles are natural, Men is born to overcome it and reach SUCCESS!!!
LOVE ME OR HATE ME BUT U CAN NOT IGNORE ME
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xoxoxo (f)
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We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping.
Minna Thomas Antrim
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TOYOSI20 (f)
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When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum. . . . (thot this was kinda funny, . . . .)  |
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xoxoxo (f)
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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
-- Albert Einstein
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mohawkchic (f)
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~"What People Call Insincerity Is Simply A Method By Which We Can Multiply Our Personalities.” ~Oscar Wilde~
~Tis Witty TOYOSI20. . I Like! 
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newdeal (m)
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Behind every success is a crime-
Balzac
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mohawkchic (f)
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~I Have Met A Lot Of Hardboiled Eggs In My Time, But You're Twenty Minutes.” ~ Oscar Wilde ~
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SeanT21 (f)
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Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk!
Churchill: And Madam, you are ugly. And tomorrow, I'll be sober, and you will still be ugly.
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee.
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
- Clarence Darrow
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness
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savanaha
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Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk!
Churchill: And Madam, you are ugly. And tomorrow, I'll be sober, and you will still be ugly.
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee.
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
- Clarence Darrow
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness
Those were funny |
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savanaha
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"Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone sees it but only you feel the warmth"
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maedan (f)
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lol, did Churchill really say those things? Rotfl! Now that's what I call witty! And mean!  |
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Turiano (m)
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"It is the hand that ventures in2 the pot of soup,that enventually leak the soup."
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mohawkchic (f)
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~Gr8 Selection SeanT~
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xoxoxo (f)
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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xoxoxo (f)
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God almighty made women and the Rockefeller gang of thieves made the ladies. Mary Harris Jones In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. Hunter S. Thompson "When a thief kisses you, count your teeth” |
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SeanT21 (f)
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I am glad U guys liked it. A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Oscar Wilde
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Oscar Wilde
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Oscar Wilde
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
Oscar Wilde
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde
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mohawkchic (f)
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A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Oscar Wilde
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
Oscar Wilde
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde
~Oscar Wilde Is my fav Poet Ever! Quoted Quotes amony my fav. . . |
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mohawkchic (f)
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~” Fashion Is A Form Of Ugliness So Intolerable That We Have To Alter It Every Six Months. ” ~Oscar Wilde~
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SeanT21 (f)
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Count me in also.I love the guy!!
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde
Genius is born--not paid.
Oscar Wilde
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Oscar Wilde
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TOYOSI20 (f)
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* Love knows no limit to its endurance, no end to its trust, no fading of its hope; it can outlast anything.
* Love still stands when all else has fallen.
* Fashion is more about feel than science. . , . - Pharrell
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xoxoxo (f)
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There are a lot of judgemental people in the world, and I think all those people are worthless dirtballs
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