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TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #416 on: August 17, 2009, 12:13 AM »

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road.
TheSeeker (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #417 on: August 17, 2009, 12:51 PM »

I can't let the world run me, because no matter what it is, I am who I am and I have to run what the world is composed of -  Myself.

If you feed a sucker, he'll grow up to be a bigger leech
naijalove (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #418 on: August 18, 2009, 12:18 AM »

hate them, love them,  stil do not make them care if you fall on your face
naijalove (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #419 on: August 18, 2009, 12:20 AM »

he that takes pride in climbing the highest mountain, takes greater care in whom his pride is directed at,
clue (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #420 on: August 18, 2009, 01:46 PM »

"The best gift in life is a friend"
- Tom and Jerry
xoxoxo (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #421 on: August 18, 2009, 06:58 PM »

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-- Wendell Johnson
TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #422 on: August 19, 2009, 06:47 AM »

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #423 on: August 19, 2009, 06:48 AM »

You cannot dream yourself into a character: you must hammer and forge yourself into one.
ravenzord (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #424 on: August 20, 2009, 06:30 PM »

Life is what everyone says it is. . .it all depends on where U're looking from- Myself
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #425 on: August 21, 2009, 12:26 AM »

When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are.
SeanT21 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #426 on: August 21, 2009, 02:16 AM »

Ralph Waldo Emerson
All mankind loves a lover

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #427 on: August 21, 2009, 03:01 AM »

~"I think I've Discovered The Secret Of Life - You Just Hang Around Until You Get Used To It"~ Charles Schulz


~"If U're Not On Somebody's Shit List,U're Not Doing Anything Worthwhile!"~




Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #428 on: August 21, 2009, 10:47 PM »

You can't have everything, where would you put it?
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #429 on: August 21, 2009, 10:50 PM »

if men are like buses, then how do i catch one?
skydancer (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #430 on: August 22, 2009, 12:52 AM »

Be kind to everyone because they are fighting a war - Plato
nex (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #431 on: August 22, 2009, 03:01 AM »

Save money and money will save you.
violent
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #432 on: August 23, 2009, 11:08 PM »

of all the prepostrous assumpton of humanity, nothing exceeds the criticisms made of the habits of the poor, made by the well housed, well warmed and the well fed
herman melville
Alveez (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #433 on: August 24, 2009, 11:13 PM »



'' LACK OF EXIT STRATEGY MADE THE FIRST BLIND MAN TO SUCCESSFULLY ROB A BANK BUT TURN AROUND TO ASK THE CASHIER TO LEAD HIM OUT OF THE BANK, HENCE HE FLOPPED, and got himself caught, DID YOU SAY HOW SAD? LET ME TELL YOU TOMORROW MAY BE THE DAY YOU OWN FLOP WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DONT PLAN YOUR "exit strategy" OF ANY SITUATION NOW. AFTER ALL IT WASN'T RAINING B4 NOAH BUILT THE ARK".


                   , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PRINZ ALVEEZ FASH.
pcicero (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #434 on: August 26, 2009, 12:50 AM »

We should credit the source for published works. someone quoted 'i think, therefore i am' by Rene Descarte.
Oluschenco (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #435 on: September 01, 2009, 01:12 PM »

Tough time never last, but tough people do.
olapo
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #436 on: September 01, 2009, 08:47 PM »

the age of metusellah has notin 2 do with the wisdom of solomon,  Grin
zanyzaza (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #437 on: September 02, 2009, 02:44 PM »

Lead me not into temptation.  I can find the way myself. - ZsaZsa Gabor
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #438 on: September 03, 2009, 11:57 AM »

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
zanyzaza (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #439 on: September 03, 2009, 12:25 PM »

@epi:  That made me smile.
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #440 on: September 05, 2009, 02:45 AM »


~"All Women Are Good - Good For Nothing, Or Good For Something"~ Miguel De Cervantes ~   
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #441 on: September 05, 2009, 02:07 PM »

Quote from: zanyzaza on September 03, 2009, 12:25 PM
@epi: That made me smile.
glad i put a smile on your face

@topic

All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!"

-- Bob Newhart
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #442 on: September 07, 2009, 07:27 PM »

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
SeanT21 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #443 on: September 08, 2009, 01:55 AM »

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
-- Oscar Wilde (Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892)

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
-- Lily Tomlin

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
-- Issac Asimov

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
-- Robert Frost
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #444 on: September 08, 2009, 08:48 PM »

There's a gullible side to the American people. They can be easily misled. Religion is the best device used to mislead them
Pepeye (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #445 on: September 09, 2009, 07:15 AM »

Its better to aim too high and fall short than to aim too low and succeed.
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #446 on: September 11, 2009, 12:52 PM »

Whenever I get happy, I always have a terrible feeling.

Roman Polanski 
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #447 on: September 12, 2009, 02:32 AM »

~Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Disease And There Is A 100% Mortality Rate ~R.D. Laing~
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