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Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #448 on: September 15, 2009, 12:57 AM »

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

slimes (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #449 on: September 18, 2009, 10:40 PM »

None love the messenger who brings bad news.

Sophocles
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #450 on: September 19, 2009, 04:22 PM »

A wife/girlfriend is intimidated by other women because she is not happy with herself Cheesy Cheesy
Gamine (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #451 on: September 19, 2009, 04:35 PM »

Inside every older person is a younger person. 

wondering what the heck happened!
Gamine (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #452 on: September 19, 2009, 04:42 PM »

Sex is like air. . .
Not that important, until. .
you aint getting any.
ravenzord (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #453 on: September 19, 2009, 05:03 PM »

@ Gamine: LOL,really digging those your 2 last quotes,apt.



@ OP: I can live for 2 months on a good compliment- Mark Twain

        Money at the best of times is but a medium of exchange-Jack Higgins

        My sex life is like my bridge;I might not have a good partner,but I have a very strong hand- Julia Moore

        If wine interferes with your job,quit your job- Spanish saying

       God make me chaste. . .but not yet- One of em Catholic saints,can't place who exactly ryt now.

       
Gamine (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #454 on: September 19, 2009, 05:26 PM »

Quote
If wine interferes with your job,quit your job- Spanish saying

yes! hehe

Quote
God make me chaste. . .but not yet
i think it was thomas aquinas. .


When i read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading.

I've been in love with the same man for twenty years,
if my husband finds out, he'll kill me.
ravenzord (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #455 on: September 19, 2009, 05:45 PM »


If I were d husband I wouldn't kill her,I'd torture her.


@ OP: There's a really nice person lurking inside of me. . .he's just buried uneder a pile of crap- Some movie


It's not love that makes the world go round,it's not even money,it's bullshit-Tom Clancy


One man's poisson is another man's fish- Reader's Digest article.
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #456 on: September 19, 2009, 05:53 PM »

Eye 4 eye can only lead 2 blindness and tooth 4 tooth can only lead 2 toothless.
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #457 on: September 19, 2009, 05:59 PM »

Husband are BANKER by nature.

Shey na lie? Huh
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #458 on: September 19, 2009, 06:03 PM »

Marriage iz more than 4 bare legs on vita form bed Grin
ravenzord (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #459 on: September 19, 2009, 06:25 PM »

The journey of a thousand miles begins with wondering if U put off the iron.
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #460 on: September 19, 2009, 07:19 PM »

i like and had to share this one


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mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #461 on: September 20, 2009, 06:02 PM »

Quote from: ravenzord on September 19, 2009, 06:25 PM
The journey of a thousand miles begins with wondering if U put off the iron.


~ Grin Me likey


~@ Epi. . That's deep vvv!
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #462 on: September 20, 2009, 06:11 PM »



~The Trouble With The Rat Race Is That Even If You Win You're Still A Rat ~ Lilly Tomlin
 
RuuDie (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #463 on: September 22, 2009, 05:52 PM »

While talking to your wife,
When your wife says, "Well, what do you think?"
REMEMBER! She is not asking for YOUR opinion. She is asking for HER opinion, from your mouth!  Grin
Kenny_G (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #464 on: September 22, 2009, 06:27 PM »

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go-Oscar Wilde
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #465 on: September 23, 2009, 09:31 PM »

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you”

Friedrich Nietzsche 

Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #466 on: September 25, 2009, 03:28 PM »

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
nkirupass (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #467 on: September 25, 2009, 04:26 PM »

Charm is beautiful and beauty is vain. A woman who fears the Lord, she shall be praised.  The book of Proverbs

http://www.poetryslutnigeria.blogspot.com
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #468 on: September 26, 2009, 01:44 AM »

Quote from: RuuDie on September 22, 2009, 05:52 PM
While talking to your wife,
When your wife says, "Well, what do you think?"
REMEMBER! She is not asking for YOUR opinion. She is asking for HER opinion, from your mouth! Grin


~Ha Ha!! You'll live & Learn!!  Tongue
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #469 on: September 26, 2009, 01:50 AM »

~Always Borrow Money From A Pessimist; He Doesn’t Expect To Be Paid Back" ~ Unknown
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #470 on: September 27, 2009, 04:42 PM »

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #471 on: September 28, 2009, 12:14 AM »

~Now Thats funny!!  Cheesy
Gamine (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #472 on: September 28, 2009, 12:21 AM »

Its inner beauty that matters!!! so said the Ugly person
ravenzord (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #473 on: September 28, 2009, 03:37 PM »

 Deep down,I'm really superficial- Shark Tale

It's the same sword they knight you they gon' goodnight you with- JayZ
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #474 on: September 29, 2009, 07:55 PM »

~“The Average Woman Would Rather Have Beauty Than Brains, Because The Average Man Can See Better Than He Can Think.”
platinumnk (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #475 on: September 29, 2009, 07:58 PM »

semid4lyfe (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #476 on: September 29, 2009, 10:45 PM »

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.

By Groucho Marx
semid4lyfe (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #477 on: September 29, 2009, 10:54 PM »

Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make - Donald Trump.
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #478 on: September 30, 2009, 01:07 AM »

The most powerful weapon used by humans is WORD Cry
SeanT21 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #479 on: September 30, 2009, 06:40 AM »

N here are some quotes from the talented BOB MARLEY!!!

I don't stand for the black man's side, I don' t stand for the white man's side.I stand for God's side.

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!


N here are some quotes from the legend Michael Jackson(RIP)

But I will never stop helping and loving people the way Jesus said to.

I'm never pleased with anything, I'm a perfectionist, it's part of who I am.

If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.

Let us dream of tomorrow where we can truly love from the soul, and know love as the ultimate truth at the heart of all creation
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