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mbulela
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #512 on: October 10, 2009, 01:54 PM »

Every man has a belief.I believe i'll have another beer.
mbulela
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #513 on: October 10, 2009, 02:00 PM »

God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world
mbulela
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #514 on: October 10, 2009, 02:10 PM »

Of all bad men religious bad men are the worst - C.S. Lewis

Reflection of Psalms
mbulela
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #515 on: October 10, 2009, 02:12 PM »

The surest way of spoiling a pleasure [is] to start examining your satisfaction
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #516 on: October 10, 2009, 02:37 PM »

Religion is all bunk.  Angry
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #517 on: October 11, 2009, 06:31 AM »

Public money is like holy water, every1 help itself to it. Shey na lie
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #518 on: October 11, 2009, 07:10 PM »

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #519 on: October 11, 2009, 07:15 PM »

 ;d ;d ;d
au.courant
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #520 on: October 11, 2009, 07:17 PM »

never argue with fools, first they'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience, !!!!

matrimony is not a word, its a sentence, !!!
au.courant
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #521 on: October 11, 2009, 07:21 PM »

gone is the goose that laid golden eggs, !

absence makes the heart grow fonder but makes the mind forget, !!

nearer the church, farther the heaven, !!

every cock fight best at his own dunghill, !!!

a rolling stone gathers no moss, !!!


Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #522 on: October 11, 2009, 07:23 PM »

Hey, Brother. . . .Welcome2Hell ! ! ! Wink
au.courant
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #523 on: October 11, 2009, 07:23 PM »

never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups, !!!  Grin
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #524 on: October 11, 2009, 07:26 PM »

When you drink the blood of your enemy he would be afraid of you. . . . Kiss
au.courant
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #525 on: October 11, 2009, 07:29 PM »

mon ami, wots the witty/ironic part of the above quote, ?? Huh
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #526 on: October 11, 2009, 07:37 PM »

Un sataniste n'ont pas besoin de citer faible, ne trouve que des intérêts sur des choses en commun = An eye for an eye
au.courant
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #527 on: October 11, 2009, 07:49 PM »

formers translation
A satanist(worshipping evil) does not need to name weak-willed person, find only interests on things together.


au.courant
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #528 on: October 11, 2009, 08:02 PM »

a few very pragmatic quotes, :

judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers,

love is being stupid together.

The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be,

Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong,

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game,
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #529 on: October 11, 2009, 09:10 PM »

I Know im BAD and Evil,so please Stay Clearrrrrrrr. . . .  Angry
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #530 on: October 11, 2009, 11:52 PM »

~If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor ~Joan Collins
jamace (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #531 on: October 12, 2009, 11:21 AM »

"Small differences in your performance can lead to large differences in your results."

-- Brian Tracy, Motivational Coach
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #532 on: October 12, 2009, 09:07 PM »

Quote from: mohawkchic on October 11, 2009, 11:52 PM
~If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor ~Joan Collins
Cool Cool

@topic

The 100% American is 99% idiot.
,mama-gee (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #533 on: October 13, 2009, 01:20 AM »

"If we all look at each other closer then our enemies would be at a distance"
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #534 on: October 13, 2009, 02:45 AM »



~"A Woman Without A Man Is Like A Fish Without A Bicycle." ~


Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #535 on: October 13, 2009, 12:25 PM »

I just broke up with someone and the last thing he said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'
jamace (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #536 on: October 13, 2009, 07:41 PM »

"You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down."

Ray Bradbury
(1920 - )
American author


Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #537 on: October 14, 2009, 11:33 AM »

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
au.courant
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #538 on: October 14, 2009, 05:37 PM »

There is a time and a place for everything, and it's called college, !!1
jamace (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #539 on: October 14, 2009, 09:02 PM »

"I was taught that the way of progress is neither swift nor easy."

-- Marie Curie, Physicist
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #540 on: October 14, 2009, 10:45 PM »

Forces are equal and opposite when individual is passing out faeces,  Amb Alade Matthew
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #541 on: October 15, 2009, 10:28 AM »

Forgive, O Lord, any little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. . . .  Wink
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #542 on: October 15, 2009, 12:51 PM »

Quote from: adebayo201 on October 14, 2009, 10:45 PM
Forces are equal and opposite when individual is passing out faeces, Amb Alade Matthew
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


@topic

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.
- Remy de Gourmant (French writer)
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #543 on: October 15, 2009, 12:56 PM »

Quote from: Ogaga4Luv on October 15, 2009, 10:28 AM
Forgive, O Lord, any little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. . . .  Wink
wat du u mean  Huh@doctor ogaga
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