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Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #544 on: October 15, 2009, 01:01 PM »

Just speaking with the imaginary guy and i guest you know most people would get pissed off. . . . "eye bling". , you know what i mean Cheesy
Quote from: adebayo201 on October 15, 2009, 12:56 PM
wat du u mean  Huh@doctor ogaga
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #545 on: October 15, 2009, 01:06 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin a[sub]nd the !mag!nary guy !s st!ll unkown ab! Huh Huh Huh[/sub]
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #546 on: October 15, 2009, 01:16 PM »

Yep , because he/she cant be known. . . as if even, we are not ready to know how the heck has he/she been. We are careless about just like he/she is Careless . . Buhahaha. . . i laugh because no one demand for him/her the first place ,its just a mans fabrication. but free thinkers never fails to provoke all his/her worshippers by saying the truth,sometimes direct while somethings twisted.

I wonder why God(s) worshipers get paranoid when something is against the the God(s) but even the God has never show his/her ugly  and proof his wrath on people like us. . . I want him/her to RUN out like a Mad person , if all the insults in too much for him/her. . .  Cheesy Cheesy
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #547 on: October 15, 2009, 01:36 PM »

hmmmmm
ravenzord (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #548 on: October 15, 2009, 04:01 PM »

Circumstances don't make the man;they merely reveal him to himself.
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #549 on: October 15, 2009, 05:18 PM »

Topic. . . . . . .

Sometimes it’s the smallest decisions that can change your life forever .
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #550 on: October 16, 2009, 12:33 PM »

Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while they are going to heaven somehow make me very glad that we're going to separate destinations

jamace (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #551 on: October 18, 2009, 06:20 PM »

"Create a definite plan for carrying out your desire and begin at once, whether you ready or not, to put this plan into action."

-- Napolean Hill, Motivational Writer
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #552 on: October 18, 2009, 07:52 PM »

ATTENTION:

Plz, i'l lik 2 cal our attention to diz dat we shdnt try to post off topic.
The topic of diz thread is short witty quotes bt sum of we d poster dnt kno wat it means. Our post must b a quote, shorty and witty i.e funny Cry so plz plz plz and plz, our quotes shd nt b off topik. Thanks for your usual co-operation.
Adebayo201 (for the , )
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #553 on: October 19, 2009, 12:07 PM »

The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good.
~Polish Proverb
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #554 on: October 19, 2009, 08:04 PM »

 ;d ;d ;d ;d
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #555 on: October 20, 2009, 03:19 AM »



~“I Didn't Attend The Funeral, But I Sent A Nice Letter Saying I Approved Of It.” ~Mark Twain
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #556 on: October 20, 2009, 01:32 PM »

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

-Bob Rubin
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #557 on: October 20, 2009, 07:33 PM »

Dat is wat i'm sayin abt witty quotes!


Time will never be enough no matter how you want it to be that is y we keep dying and complaining of TYME.
au.courant
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #558 on: October 21, 2009, 08:31 PM »

smokers die younger; as it is old age doesn't excite me, !!!:P
jamace (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #559 on: October 22, 2009, 08:34 AM »

In prosperity, your friends know you. In adversity, you know your friends.
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #560 on: October 22, 2009, 11:45 AM »

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Charles Schultz
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #561 on: October 23, 2009, 05:21 AM »

Jumbie know who to frighten Cheesy
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #562 on: October 24, 2009, 03:23 AM »

Quote from: jamace on October 22, 2009, 08:34 AM
In prosperity, your friends know you. In adversity, you know your friends.


~I cudnt agree more!
chic2pimp (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #563 on: October 24, 2009, 03:52 AM »

'You Can't Be Late Until You Show Up'
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #564 on: October 26, 2009, 12:02 PM »

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.”

Oscar wilde
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #565 on: October 26, 2009, 08:53 PM »



~It Is A Scientific Fact That Your Body Will Not Absorb Cholesterol If You Take It From Another Person’s Plate. – Dave Barry
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #566 on: October 27, 2009, 12:23 AM »

Make a better mouse trap and the world will beat a path to your door
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #567 on: October 27, 2009, 12:49 AM »

Send a boy where he wants to go and you see his best pace-- My Papa
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #568 on: October 27, 2009, 12:50 AM »

Send a boy where he wants to go and you see his best pace-- My Papa
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #569 on: October 27, 2009, 12:50 AM »

Send a boy where he wants to go and you see his best pace-- My Papa
jamace (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #570 on: October 28, 2009, 06:10 AM »

"Freedom lies in being bold."

-- Robert Frost, poet
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #571 on: October 28, 2009, 11:58 AM »

Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone?
-- Author Unknown
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #572 on: October 28, 2009, 02:58 PM »

A stranger has big eyes but see nothing
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #573 on: October 28, 2009, 04:04 PM »

Life is Hard. . . To Die is Easy.
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #574 on: October 29, 2009, 12:36 PM »

 :d


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adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #575 on: October 29, 2009, 09:24 PM »

well done epi
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