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jamace (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #576 on: October 30, 2009, 07:57 AM »

"Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better to take things as they come along with patience and equanimity."

Carl Jung
(1875-1961)
Psychiatrist


Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #577 on: October 31, 2009, 01:58 AM »

  Kiss


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Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #578 on: October 31, 2009, 02:05 AM »

• The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. ~Oscar Wilde
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #579 on: October 31, 2009, 11:27 PM »

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #580 on: October 31, 2009, 11:29 PM »

Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #581 on: November 01, 2009, 07:14 PM »

~"The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother."~ W. C. Fields
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #582 on: November 01, 2009, 07:24 PM »

Join Now, Size doesn't matter in Satanism. . . .Join us today!!
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #583 on: November 01, 2009, 08:12 PM »

is dat a quote
Quote from: Ogaga4Luv on November 01, 2009, 07:24 PM
Join Now, Size doesn't matter in Satanism. . . .Join us today!!
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #584 on: November 01, 2009, 09:02 PM »

Ade i have notice you enjoy posting offtopic. . . please you better change beacuse i dont appriciate this at all, likewise others here.

Topic. . .

Dog Laugh but with his tail
jamace (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #585 on: November 02, 2009, 05:56 AM »

 "You can make a difference if you speak up and set your mind to changing things."

A.G. Lafley
(1947 - )
CEO of Proctor & Gamble



adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #586 on: November 02, 2009, 07:31 AM »

I du post offtopik abi Huh Wat of your satanism evangelism dat u'r doin Huh @ogaga

TOPIC:
the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees look slippery and far apart.
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #587 on: November 02, 2009, 07:31 AM »

I du post offtopik abi Huh Wat of your satanism evangelism dat u'r doin Huh @ogaga

TOPIC:
the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees look slippery and far apart.
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #588 on: November 02, 2009, 08:52 AM »

Satanism doesn't have envagelism. . . .Im only quoting but you can only find evangelism in christianity. . .  Cool
tpia.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #589 on: November 02, 2009, 08:59 AM »

Quote from: Ogaga4Luv on October 31, 2009, 11:29 PM
Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results


good one
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #590 on: November 02, 2009, 12:57 PM »

God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #591 on: November 02, 2009, 01:04 PM »

ROFMAOL. . . . . . .  Cheesy
Quote from: Epi on November 02, 2009, 12:57 PM
God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies
nich (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #592 on: November 02, 2009, 01:24 PM »

.  .  . let's make friends today so that tomorrow we all can share .  .  .
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #593 on: November 02, 2009, 05:03 PM »

If you want a secret to be properly disseminate just tell it to your neighbour'z wife.
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #594 on: November 02, 2009, 05:04 PM »

If you want a secret to be properly disseminate just tell it to your neighbour'z wife.
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #595 on: November 02, 2009, 05:05 PM »

If you want a secret to be properly disseminate just tell it to your neighbour'z wife.
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #596 on: November 02, 2009, 05:06 PM »

If you want a secret to be properly disseminate just tell it to your neighbour'z wife.
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #597 on: November 03, 2009, 01:08 PM »

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
-- Frankie Boyle
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #598 on: November 03, 2009, 04:58 PM »

Quote from: Epi on November 03, 2009, 01:08 PM
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
-- Frankie Boyle


hehehehe. just a film u know   Undecided Undecided
jamace (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #599 on: November 04, 2009, 11:17 AM »

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement.
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #600 on: November 04, 2009, 11:38 AM »

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #601 on: November 04, 2009, 04:47 PM »

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
~ Les Dawson ~
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #602 on: November 04, 2009, 04:49 PM »

A girl phoned me the other day and said ,  Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
~ Rodney Dangerfield ~
adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #603 on: November 04, 2009, 07:08 PM »

Grin hehehe @epi.
jamace (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #604 on: November 05, 2009, 03:14 AM »

"You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life."

Steve Jobs
(1955 - )
Co-founder and CEO of Apple


adebayo201 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #605 on: November 05, 2009, 05:37 AM »

Your destiny is not in your hands nor in God's bt in the hand of your enemy--- SUPER eagles.
Epi
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #606 on: November 05, 2009, 12:57 PM »

Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #607 on: November 05, 2009, 11:57 PM »

~Do Not Argue With An Idiot. He Will Drag You Down To His Level And Beat You With Experience.
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