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jamace (m)
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"Who has not served cannot command."
-- John Florio
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
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jamace (m)
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"Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional."
Adlai E. Stevenson (1900-1965)
American politician
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. . . 
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Epi
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I believe in earth angels
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jamace (m)
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"Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's because you've started to think of failure."
-- Tommy Lasorda, baseball manager
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Epi
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Come like a Horse, Sit like a Thief, and, Go like a King
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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The world holds two classes of men -- intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence.
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Epi
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.
Gertrude Stein
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
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Epi
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We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
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jamace (m)
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"Find something you're passionate about and keep tremendously interested in it."
-- Julia Child, chef
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nethacker (m)
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“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”
- Waldo Emerson
“Use what talents you possess, the woods will be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.”
- Henry van Dyke
“Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.”
- Bertrand Russell
“History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.”
- Winston Churchill
“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life's about creating yourself.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Many of life's failures are people who had not realized how close they were to success when they gave up.”
- Thomas A Edison
“The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.”
- Stephen Covey
“Efficiency is doing things right. Effectiveness is doing the right things.
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Knight1 (m)
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[b][/b]THERE ARE OLD PILOTS AND BOLD PILOTS BUT THERE ARE NO OLD BOLD PILOTS  |
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Knight1 (m)
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[/b]ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL BUT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS-fav quote.[b]
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Knight1 (m)
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Go, and sin no more
-Jesus Christ
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Epi
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[/b]ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL BUT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS-fav quote.[b]
Aww, George Orwell (Animal Farm). Every little girl's favorite book |
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Epi
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You can't have everything, where would you put it? ~Steven Wright
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Epi
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"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before."
- Mae West (1892-1980)
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jamace (m)
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"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."
Dianne Feinstein
(1933 - )
U.S. Senator
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adebayo201 (m)
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"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before."
- Mae West (1892-1980)
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Epi
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You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same."
- Unknown
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Epi
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"I don’t feel good."
- Luther Burbank (1849-1926), last words
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Remii (m)
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Do not let people's opinion of you become your own opinion of yourself - advice to Collen Powell from his mother.
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adebayo201 (m)
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Destine fulfiled. Thanks to the Great One.
Topic:
a child that sue his or her mother to court 'coz of juvenile deliquency in Europe, is ready to be flogged and rejected in Africa.
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Epi
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Topic:
a child that sue his or her mother to court 'coz of juvenile deliquency in Europe, is ready to be flogged and rejected in Africa.
teehehehehe |
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adebayo201 (m)
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An hen that poopoo inside the cooking pot do not know that it's her grave yard she was destroying.
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Epi
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The other day upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there, He wasn't there again today, I think he's with the CIA”
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jamace (m)
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"To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success."
Anna Pavlova
(1881-1931)
Russian ballerina
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Epi
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"If we could read the secret history of our enemies we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility."
H.Longfellow
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