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violent
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #64 on: October 18, 2008, 07:59 PM »

No matter how far a man's urine can go, the last drop will still come back to his feet
TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #65 on: October 19, 2008, 01:59 AM »

that i so true
RuuDie (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #66 on: October 19, 2008, 02:33 AM »

"On the eight day, he created BEER. . . . . . . "

Grin Grin Grin
kommy27 (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #67 on: October 19, 2008, 11:04 PM »

ALL THE WORLD IS A STAGE, AND ALL THE MEN AND WOMEN ARE PLAYERS. -
As you like it Grin
vini (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #68 on: October 19, 2008, 11:15 PM »

for a greater cause, wrong doing is virtous

Cognito Ergo Sum (I think, Therefore I am)
princesa (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #69 on: October 20, 2008, 09:31 AM »

pride goes befor a fall
meexteriox (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #70 on: October 20, 2008, 02:50 PM »

Bird fly, butterfly fly, but no matter how a butterfly flutters its wing, it is not a bird.
efetoma (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #71 on: October 23, 2008, 05:01 PM »

''to aviod criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing'', Elbert Hubbard
spikedcylinder
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #72 on: October 24, 2008, 10:41 AM »

"Rock music is how the devil gets into your genitals"
- My dear friend. Grin Grin
ravenzord (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #73 on: October 31, 2008, 01:27 PM »

The good thing about bad things is dat dey always come 2 an end,the bad thing about good things is dat dey also do, (4gotten who said that)

War doesn't determine who's right,it only determines who's left, Bertrand Russell
Amelie
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #74 on: November 04, 2008, 07:17 AM »

Why is it that when an adult has multiple personalities it's schizophrenia but when a child has an imaginary friend it's cute?

God gave men two brains, but not enough blood to use both at once.

Stealing from one author is called plagiarism, stealing from many is called research.

Any woman who says that you can't buy happiness obviously doesn't know where to shop!

I do not fear death. To die is to dream for eternity.
rich_pitt (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #75 on: November 13, 2008, 09:15 AM »

"You cannot be a missionary if u are not a visionary,you cannot have a mission if u don't have a vision and your mission would make your vision clearer"
(Ibn Abayomi)
rich_pitt (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #76 on: November 13, 2008, 09:18 AM »

Giving someone all your love Is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in return; Just wait for it to grow in their heart But if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, An hour to like someone, And a day to love someone, But it takes a lifetime to forget someone
rich_pitt (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #77 on: November 13, 2008, 09:21 AM »

"Our purpose is to broaden the horizon of human intellectualization and to really make great men out of a great nation by creating in them a great mind"
(Ibn Abayomi)
violent
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #78 on: November 15, 2008, 10:14 AM »

What is man? A potential maggot's food
tobi kush (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #79 on: November 18, 2008, 04:10 PM »

when you stop learning ,you start dieing.
meexteriox (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #80 on: November 18, 2008, 05:01 PM »

Failure is an event, never a person.
mystics (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #81 on: November 18, 2008, 05:10 PM »

God who created man will be defeating his purpose if he gave us through prayer, what we ought to obtain through hard work.

If twenties can do what fifties can do, why wait to till fifty

Gamine (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #82 on: November 18, 2008, 08:40 PM »

Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. Groucho Marx

 Grin Grin
sniperwolf (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #83 on: November 19, 2008, 12:22 PM »

Show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a man tired of fcuking her
violent
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #84 on: November 19, 2008, 07:58 PM »

People who have their names in the guiness book of records are ignorant of the word impossible
rich_pitt (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #85 on: November 20, 2008, 12:19 PM »

No indulgence of passion destroys the spiritual nature so much as respectable selfishness. Here, then, is the real problem of our negligence.


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Sexyabby (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #86 on: November 22, 2008, 02:40 PM »

The sh*t u heard about me might be true but then again it could be just as fake as the b*tch who told you

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything

I'mout of control, I make mistakes but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best

Gamine (f)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #87 on: November 22, 2008, 05:53 PM »

Change is inevitable except from vending machines.  Tongue
violent
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #88 on: November 23, 2008, 11:19 PM »

The difference between love and lust is:

Love is about you.

Lust is about me.
violent
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #89 on: November 23, 2008, 11:26 PM »

1. Happiness is another term for inner peace.

2. One achieves inner peace through harmony between what one does and what one believes.

3. Thus while outer events might make one happy or sad, happiness itself is entirely internal, and at all times completely within one's power.

4. This does not mean, however, that happiness is easy. It requires wisdom, discipline, and love.

5. Wisdom comes slowly, through the scrupulous pursuit of truth over time. Thus what one believes is never certain, but can always be sincere.

6. Discipline enables one to acquire habits in tune with one's beliefs. Behavior flows from character, which, like a mansion, is built of thousands of details, or acts, each judged not only for itself but for its contribution to the whole.

7. Love is the choice to open one's arms to life, enabling one to embrace imperfection. From it flow empathy, compassion, generosity, and acceptance. The opposite of love is fear.

8. To be happy, one must love oneself as well as others.

9. Because inner peace or harmony is never perfect, happiness is never achieved, and is always a question of more or less.

10. The inner and outer worlds are mirrors. How one shapes one's inner world through will shapes one's perception of the outer world. Thus an unhappy person is likely to perceive a world of lust, greed, and lies, whereas a happy one is likely to perceive a world of people struggling in the grip of love
kanayo74 (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #90 on: November 28, 2008, 04:58 PM »

blessed is he that expects nothing for he will never be diappointed.

Shit happens so get over it.

life is all about what you can make of it.

A friend is the one that is in when the whole world is out.

its not by how long you live that you say you ve  acheived but what u do for the benefit of mankind

make use of your wisdom while u are alive, cos it is useless in the grave to u and all


Don_Ese125
Witty quotes.
« #91 on: December 06, 2008, 10:45 AM »

"A peculiar proposition. Of no use to one,yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing,the young man has to lie for it and the old man has to buy it. The baby's right,the lover's privilege,and the hypocrites mask. To a young girl,faith;to a married woman,hope;and to an old maid,charity."- V.P.I Skipper. It's kinda like a riddle. Can you figure it out?
P.s-its not love.
ibn hasan
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #92 on: December 13, 2008, 11:09 PM »

 "The only battle in which you lie side by side with the enemy is marriage " Grin
Ibime (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #93 on: December 23, 2008, 07:51 PM »

Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes it.
Mai Suya (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #94 on: December 25, 2008, 12:23 AM »

unkind quotes. . . Wink

'Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled'

As a failure you are a great success'

Who picks your clothes, Stevie Wonder? Grin
beecrofty (m)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes!
« #95 on: December 28, 2008, 11:47 AM »

**All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.

**"If everything is under control, you are going too slow,  if everything is out of control, you are going too fast,   EVERYTHING MUST BE IN CONTROL"-moi
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