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mohawkchic (f)
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~Man Who Stand On Hill With Mouth Open Will Wait Long Time For Roast Duck To Drop In! ~
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mohawkchic (f)
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~ “Before You Beat A Dog, Find Out Who Its Master Is. ” ~
~” An Inch Of Time Is An Inch Of Gold. But An Inch Of Gold Can’t Buy An Inch Of Time.” ~
~" To Understand Your Parents' Love,Bear Your Own Children" ~
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Mak T (m)
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The hwark has usually ieaves its younger ones to go and chase the
chicks even though the are all meats
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speechgirl (f)
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an elephant's teeth is never too heavy for it to carry
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jobi rash (m)
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beware of those who come behind you, they are more stronger than those who are ahead of you
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amyn (f)
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love is gbese:gbese is love
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djcrucifix (m)
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''but you like a bit*h with no ass, u ain't got s**t''.
-weezy
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mohawkchic (f)
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~"Middle Age Is When A Guy Keeps Turning Off Lights For Economical Rather Than Romantic Reasons." ~ Eli Cass
~"If Growing Up Is The Process Of Creating Ideas & Dreams About What Life Should Be, Then Maturity Is Letting Go Again." ~ Mary Beth Danielson
~"There Are Things Known & There Are Things unknown, & In Between Are The Doors." ~Jim Morrison
~ " It Is Better to Be Beautiful Than To Be Good, But It Is Better To Be Good Than To Be Ugly." ~Oscar Wilde
~"It Is Always The Best Policy To Tell The Truth, Unless Of Course You Are An Exceptionally Good Liar. " ~Jerome K. Jerome
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mohawkchic (f)
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~"The Real Trouble With Reality Is That There's No Background Music."
~"Going To Church Doesn't Make You A Christian Any More Than Standing In A Garage Makes You A Car."
~"Everyone Is Entitled To Be Stupid, But Some Abuse The Privilege"
~"House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days"
~"You Can't Be Late Until You Show Up."
~"Knowledge Is Realizing That The Street Is One-Way, Wisdom Is Looking Both Directions Anyway"
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jidobaba (m)
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Show Me Yours And I'll Show You Mine.
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colors (f)
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beauty is potent, : money is omnipotent
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Phony200 (m)
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If you think a headache is bad enough, try cutting the head off. You won't feel a thing anymore.  |
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clue (m)
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"Its not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins."
-Chinese proverb.
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Uwem2009 (m)
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Speak, when you are Angry and you will make the best speech you will ever Regret!!! |
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wildbubble (f)
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"Its not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins."
-Chinese proverb.
so funny |
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synergist (m)
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When you fall make sure you pick something.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you a genius.
Give a man a fish and he will feed only for a day, but teach him how to fish and he will end up sleeping with your daughter.
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Epi
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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
- Henry Kissinger
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Pepeye (f)
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A bell isn’t a bell until you ring it. . .
Life isn’t a life until u live it. . . .
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Pepeye (f)
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In every second, there is a move
In every minute, there is an act
In every hour, there is an event
And everyday, history is written
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Epi
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"It's never too late -- never too late to start over, never too late to be happy." --- Jane Fonda
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Epi
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A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger
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kay9 (m)
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Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim - Betrand Russell The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple - Oscar Wilde Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life - Mark Twain Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen - Mark Twain Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint - Mark Twain Only people with ideas become millionaires. I have new ideas everyday; that's how I know I'll be a millionaire - John Mason There are three kinds of lies - an outright lie, a half-truth, and statistics - (can't remember who said that) The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall - Bob Marley |
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Pepeye (f)
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Joy is not in things
It is in us
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nich (m)
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understanding is a well-spring of life unto he that has it.
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Pepeye (f)
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Know Your Limits. . then ignore them
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Pepeye (f)
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Wealthy men are persistent
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kay9 (m)
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Know Your Limits. . then ignore them
- John Mason, right? I know another of his nice "wisdom nuggets": Every sunrise in Africa, an antelope wakes up and knows that it has to out-run the fastest lion if it wants to stay alive. Every sunrise in Africa, too, a lion wakes up and knows that it has to out-run the slowest antelope if it doesn't want to starve to death. Now it doesn't matter whether you are a lion or an antelope, whenever the sun rises, you'd better be up and running! |
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Epi
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
Will Rogers, 1879 - 1935
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