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fineyabber
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #32 on: March 31, 2008, 04:35 PM »

The truth is bitter Anusman. I hope you wont change your name after this episode
notices that Anusman is bleeding all over, battered and bruised, limping to Clemcydawg for safety

Dan-Iska yaro. Dabanza kawoi
ayusman16 (m)
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #33 on: March 31, 2008, 04:49 PM »

Me? Bleed? maka why? because of who? Okay, u? Hmm! Who start taking u serious if i c u online for one week consecutively! Awoof boy! Kwarto!
fineyabber
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #34 on: March 31, 2008, 08:21 PM »

@anusman
I see you are the only one left with enough liver to still utter a line of sentence. You try sha. Lets see who goes offline first then. MAi-kato-karfe. Shege yaro! Wink

All these distractions self. Una de make person forget im real reason for this post. Just a simple advice i ask, all of una start to yab de curse una papa. We be girls

NIGHTNURSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, WHERE ARE YOU

day 3:
@Night nurse, if you eventually come online and go through this tread, don't think am bad ooo. Dem small boiz just push my hand o, I no de curse person o. I go to church like 5 times in a week. serious. Take me serious my dearest, am waiting for you Kiss Kiss Kiss
ayusman16 (m)
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #35 on: April 01, 2008, 09:44 AM »

@Fineyabber

Na my Headmaster give me punishment for eyeing one chick Wink
fineyabber
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #36 on: April 01, 2008, 10:09 AM »

 Grin  Grin

na which chick be that? Hope say she worth am
ayusman16 (m)
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #37 on: April 01, 2008, 10:11 AM »

Yes oo! Her name na Nightie Grin
dpgee
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #38 on: April 01, 2008, 11:13 AM »

what's so tyt about this nightnurse that you are going all crazy, give it a break man
Orimolade (m)
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #39 on: April 01, 2008, 12:09 PM »

@fineyabber, sorry for the great shocker am with nightnurse here doing the real thing, just go and relax because its seems as if your prayer isn't working
fineyabber
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #40 on: April 01, 2008, 01:20 PM »

 Grin @Anusman, , why u de fall my hand na? Na nightie you wan de trip for again? Blood go spill for nairaland o. Oga seun, get ready to ban people o

Orimolade: Do you have to make it obvious that you have a big head? Your name already implies as much, but you come open your tobacco stained teeth here de form say you sabi my Nightie. Paw paw leaf enter your nose? Abi una family hen die? Common gerrouuttttttttttt of here. Rubbish. Your time don even finish for cafe self. Olodo rabata

Nightieeeeeee dearie, I have lost 6 pounds for your sake. Where are you naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ayusman16 (m)
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #41 on: April 01, 2008, 02:19 PM »

Finebarber, na which kind pound u lose and for where?

But come to think of it. I no think say Nightie go like person wey dey piss for bed! [sub]Atoole[/sub]
Orimolade (m)
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #42 on: April 01, 2008, 03:29 PM »

na wa for this yeye fineyabber, Orisirisi!! monkey they work Gorila they chop make u go sitdown and stop day dreaming, infact  Nightnurse  say he can never never give u face talk less of loving u because am her one and only one, my brother such is life go look some where else because am cruising here with Nightnurse my one and only baby
clemcykul
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #43 on: April 01, 2008, 03:31 PM »

@fineidiot! zan chukwutumar buro ubanka! shege dan iskan dan gidan karuwai,
wahahi talahi ina gama da kai kwo, za ka so ka mutu. shege mai bura biyar.
holythug (m)
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #44 on: April 01, 2008, 03:34 PM »

uhmmmm night nurse
Orimolade (m)
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #45 on: April 01, 2008, 03:35 PM »

ayusman16,  u are right am the one that spread the foam that Finebarber use to sleep under the sun this morning the foam is still hanging outside now, because of the corrosive smell of the pea
Orimolade (m)
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #46 on: April 01, 2008, 03:40 PM »

the yeye fineyabber no even they online e b like say him ticket don finish from cyber cafe
ayusman16 (m)
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #47 on: April 01, 2008, 03:43 PM »

Quote from: clemcykul on April 01, 2008, 03:31 PM
@fineidiot! zan chukwutumar buro ubanka! shege dan iskan dan gidan karuwai,
wahahi talahi ina gama da kai kwo, za ka so ka mutu. shege mai bura biyar.

Chineke mei, Nna men! Dis one odikpa too much ooo. Finebarber, u still wan post? Abeg, make u go dry your mattress for 10days and make sure u pour petrol because na d only thing wey fit neutralise the smell of your piss or better still make u burn the mattress! Sad
ayusman16 (m)
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #48 on: April 01, 2008, 03:44 PM »

Quote from: Orimolade on April 01, 2008, 03:40 PM
the yeye fineyabber no even they online e b like say him ticket don finish from cyber cafe

Him go soon return after him don hussle sell more 'goro' to raise another N100 for cafe time
fineyabber
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #49 on: April 01, 2008, 04:08 PM »

Strolls in toothpick in mouth, just from a seven star hotel in Dubai where he went for lunch

checks for any human being in the room but finds only 1. An AIDS victim(Anusman), a walking corpse (Clemcydawg) and a hermaphrodite disowned by his/her parents at birth,presently serving as an apprentice with a shoemaker(Orimolade)

Why this room empty like this naaa? NightNUrse, come fill my void
clemcykul
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #50 on: April 01, 2008, 04:14 PM »

ure so worthless even the devils attest to that Grin

hang yourself dude!
Geniall
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #51 on: April 01, 2008, 04:14 PM »

Quote from: fineyabber on April 01, 2008, 04:08 PM
Strolls in toothpick in mouth, just from a seven star hotel in Dubai where he went for lunch

checks for any human being in the room but finds only 1. An AIDS victim(Anusman), a walking corpse (Clemcydawg) and a hermaphrodite disowned by his/her parents at birth,presently serving as an apprentice with a shoemaker(Orimolade)

Why this room empty like this naaa? NightNUrse, come fill my void

Sorry, fineyabber matey, don't mean to spoil your fun. . .
but isn't it a bit insensitive when you class an (not real, I know) AIDS patient as a non-human being?
Ciao!
fineyabber
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #52 on: April 01, 2008, 04:27 PM »

Anusman In Death Sentence

Clear enough Geniall? He's dead man! Dead. My post indicates only one human being in this room and thats Orimolade who unfortunately happens to be a hermaphrodite.

Clemcy baba! You still de? Na wa o. Rev King is really workin wonders! A corpse still talking. The Lord is good
clemcykul
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #53 on: April 01, 2008, 04:29 PM »

all the time akuya
Orimolade (m)
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #54 on: April 01, 2008, 04:33 PM »

fineyabber u don come back from where u go sell goro how much u make 2 come buy ticket for cyber cafe
ayusman16 (m)
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #55 on: April 01, 2008, 04:34 PM »

Aledeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Grin

Na me dash am ticket ooo!
fineyabber
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #56 on: April 01, 2008, 04:42 PM »

@Anusman
Onyeara! na who bail you? Can you relive your experience wyt us please? I hope they did not tear open that healed sore? Shocked

Wait sef. Na who teach this orimolade how to type sef? Na person de type for you abi u de use your nose press keyboard? Am quite aware leprosy took off all your fingers. Anyway, learn to use a speech recognition software next time so u'D type better

Clemcymad-raving-dawg:  Lips sealed
fineyabber
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #57 on: April 01, 2008, 04:58 PM »

my Dawgs(they know themselves)

As a gentleman, I'D like to inform you guys that i'll be having a meeting wyt my staff presently. Signing out until i get home. Unlike most of you rif-raffs, I own a big conglomerate racking in money while i waste my time surfing the net.

Mumus. You think i'm just online and jobless? Mumu Anusman. MumuClemcydawg. Mumu all them

Piss out!
clemcykul
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #58 on: April 01, 2008, 05:03 PM »

fineidiot/imbecile/nitwit now i need no soothsayer to confirm your mentality is warped

piss out dog u suck big time
gilgee (m)
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #59 on: April 01, 2008, 05:16 PM »

@Fine

I just dey corner dey observe since in peace. As E be now, e be like sey you no want like sleeping rabbies filled teeth like mine rest. Mind you sey nobi only rabbies you go contract, kolo join, madness join, yewuyewu join, and many orisirisi.

fineyabber
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #60 on: April 01, 2008, 08:13 PM »

Quote from: clemcykul on April 01, 2008, 05:03 PM
fineidiot/imbecile/nitwit now i need no soothsayer to confirm your mentality is warped

piss out dog u suck big time
Hey Clemcydawg! i see you are gettin used to the name. Good boy dog. You de night shift too?

@gilgee
'sup! I missed you. Cat got your tongue? Grin
fineyabber
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #61 on: April 01, 2008, 08:19 PM »

But on a more serious note, Nightie don de discourage me o. I no think say i fit carry on wyt this 7 days dry fast. I never even see her breaklight. Huh thinks of gunning for Tessy  Wink
SAM MILLA (m)
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #62 on: April 01, 2008, 10:57 PM »

*nobody notices me here, i am out*
fineyabber
Re: I Want Nightnurse
« #63 on: April 02, 2008, 09:50 AM »

 Grin Rev. King, nobody notices him. Fire! Petrol. Why not? Grin
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