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saucekid (m)
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someone . . . . .
the security no be kuvuki certified
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ituen (m)
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. . and its ur job to find out the culprit
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jaymobb (m)
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someone . . . . .
the security no be kuvuki certified
why did i make u cheif security officer then  |
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jaymobb (m)
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na u i for make but na because u no get any relevant qualification
so as it stands sauce is ur boss
*now get back to ur duty post my friend*
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clemcykul
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wonders shall never end.
see jaymobbb don grow o
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jaymobb (m)
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wonders shall never end.
see jaymobbb don grow o
if u like kip wondering the young shall grow na  |
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ituen (m)
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See small jaymobb oh
U no know who ya chief be again?
If no be the fact say i get eye for your sister ans my 4th wife, I for don banish u
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jaymobb (m)
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u beta remove that ur eyes from my sista if not na ur bla bla bla i go cut send am to ur people 4 village
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ituen (m)
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This na abomination!!!
Did u know that it is a blessing for the owner of the house, if the chief looks for the daughter's/sister's hand in marriage?
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jaymobb (m)
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clemcy your face no dey fear my fear again abi
so na me u dey break bottle 4
*picks up a small stick, If u knw u name is clemcykul cross this line now*
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clemcykul
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lol u just reminded me of fights when i was still young then even though we are scared we will draw a line and invite the oda peson to cross over and fight or we put sands on both hands, and taunt the other person to hit em off. awwwww am nostalgic  *crosses line and gives jaymob a knock on the head, and he runs off with his heels touching his head* heyy heyy stop running o ur trouser don tear for back sef. |
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jaymobb (m)
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i no get time 4 this ur if u touch me, i go touch u
*bundles clem inside ghana must go bag and hangs her on top of tree*
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The Pope (m)
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child's play comin from grown ups.
shakes head and opens Ghana must go bag.
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clemcykul
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*flys out of the Ghana must go*
@pope thank u my broza
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princesa (f)
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am going to love this fight draws chair and seat down with a bottle of champagne |
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clemcykul
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*chair falls off and she hits her bottocks on the hard granite* ouch that hurts |
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princesa (f)
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sorry girl i got a better spirit protecting me  *from nowhere a hand puts straight the chairs and i comfortably seat on it*
what happened to the wwf championship contestant let round two begin  |
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saucekid (m)
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startin with you
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clemcykul
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sorry princesa ur protectn spirit is on strike.
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princesa (f)
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startin with you
no guy ;)why don't we watch it instead from the comfort of your living room sorry princesa your protectn spirit is on strike.
no u got it wrong it has even handed me a champagne to go with it  |
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princesa (f)
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now you dey yarn so want a cup
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clemcykul
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thanks a milla i prefer my bed
*hops into bed and snores loudly*
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tufe (m)
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same old NLD jokes section . .hehe |
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clemcykul
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heyy tufe welcome back
hope ure on hols now? hope to see u around
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tufe (m)
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KAI !!!!!! clem, u just dey cast me. na wah for you ohhhh. yes, i dey hols from work . anyway, at all oh. i still dey mark tite for hospital. hows work now. i can see that u are now trully the madame of jokes section |
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clemcykul
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nope am not and don't intend to be.
just love being my crazie self online most especially jokes kingdom
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tufe (m)
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when i go be uncle nah?
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holythug (m)
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hurray
clem is now MALE
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