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dason4life (m)
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april fool
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coo_pedro (m)
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Una no dey big pass somthing?
At your age!
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kemisuga (f)
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Hi Landers, Nairaland website will soon be shut down by EFCC. EFCC has made researched and came with findings that some fellows Landers are using this site to dupe and deceive many people all over the world, which is bringing bad image to Nigeria. So what are we going to do to stop EFCC from shutting Nairaland?  Or are you happy with this?  It is April Fool.  |
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omowon
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My baby was 4 years OLD last year but 10 years today
APRIL FOOL
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skype
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Una no dey big pass somthing? What do u mean by that?  |
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ztyle (m)
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Na Over Feeding dey worry una? abi? |
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Double N (m)
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Bunch of Jobless folks! |
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showbobo (m)
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Bunch of Jobless folks! Why did you reply if not that you're the president of jobless people. Anyway,Nairaland has finally be sold to Bill Gate. Happy April Fool |
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dejiavu (m)
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;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
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sammaking (m)
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whait-o, wetin be the meaning of aprail fool sef why must it be aprial enh december fool no dey make unna no just do-am reach were me i de-o OR---  |
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holythug (m)
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wats d idea behind it
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holythug (m)
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d man no dey responde
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blackmann
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My babe did two things this morning for the April fool's day:-
- She called me and told me in an emotion-laden voice that she doesn't know what's going on at home - that she called and everyone was crying(her younger sister just got out of the hospital some days back after a fatal accident that took several lives and left her with a fracture in her lower back.) I thot the girl was dead and like a fool i called her house. Imagine my shock when her younger ones shouted "APRIL FOOL!!!!" at me. I called my babe back and she was just laughing.
- The same crazy girl called my cousin at work and told him that i was tired of her and had decided to call the relationship off(we quarrelled some days back sha). She was crying on the phone and told the guy to beg me. My yeye cousin then called me and started begging, telling me to forgive her for whatever it was she had done. I was just laughing and i told him she had taken him for a fool too. I later called her and told her that yes, it's the spirit of the season, but she shouldn't try such things again, and that if it wasn't that i wasn't in town, i would have laid her across my laps and spanked her rear raw. Those jokes were too heavy.
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Babybee (f)
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My babe did two things this morning for the April fool's day:-
- She called me and told me in an emotion-laden voice that she doesn't know what's going on at home - that she called and everyone was crying(her younger sister just got out of the hospital some days back after a fatal accident that took several lives and left her with a fracture in her lower back.) I thot the girl was dead and like a fool i called her house. Imagine my shock when her younger ones shouted "APRIL FOOL!!!!" at me. I called my babe back and she was just laughing.
- The same crazy girl called my cousin at work and told him that i was tired of her and had decided to call the relationship off(we quarrelled some days back sha). She was crying on the phone and told the guy to beg me. My yeye cousin then called me and started begging, telling me to forgive her for whatever it was she had done. I was just laughing and i told him she had taken him for a fool too. I later called her and told her that yes, it's the spirit of the season, but she shouldn't try such things again, and that if it wasn't that i wasn't in town, i would have laid her across my laps and spanked her rear raw. Those jokes were too heavy.
your babe is mean o lol |
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neo_welsh (m)
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my mumsi woke me up this morning and said the money has been paid last night that i should go and meet my uncle. because of money way i hear, i con quickly brush my yanch and rush dere. when i go there they now shouted april fool, i almost |
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Babybee (f)
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lol, Love of money |
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micklplus (m)
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My babe did two things this morning for the April fool's day:-
- She called me and told me in an emotion-laden voice that she doesn't know what's going on at home - that she called and everyone was crying(her younger sister just got out of the hospital some days back after a fatal accident that took several lives and left her with a fracture in her lower back.) I thot the girl was dead and like a fool i called her house. Imagine my shock when her younger ones shouted "APRIL FOOL!!!!" at me. I called my babe back and she was just laughing.
- The same crazy girl called my cousin at work and told him that i was tired of her and had decided to call the relationship off(we quarrelled some days back sha). She was crying on the phone and told the guy to beg me. My yeye cousin then called me and started begging, telling me to forgive her for whatever it was she had done. I was just laughing and i told him she had taken him for a fool too. I later called her and told her that yes, it's the spirit of the season, but she shouldn't try such things again, and that if it wasn't that i wasn't in town, i would have laid her across my laps and spanked her rear raw. Those jokes were too heavy.
my mumsi woke me up this morning and said the money has been paid last night that i should go and meet my uncle. because of money way i hear, i con quickly brush my yanch and rush dere. when i go there they now shouted april fool, i almost Nice ones here Happy April Fool ooooooo Cheers |
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phemyphemo (m)
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My dad called everybody after the morning prayer that we left a create of minerals outside the shop and half of them has been stolen. Mum started shouting and abusing everybody.
then Dad shouted APRIL FOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
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t-rex007 (m)
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@blackmann, i think your girl is romantic
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kufreabasi (m)
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Check your bank account, i have deposited 1.5m into your account.
April foooooooooool.
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Babybee (f)
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naira or cedis
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dreeldee (m)
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zimbabwean dollar |
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blackmann
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@blackmann, i think your girl is romantic
And what makes you think so my dear, if i may ask? |
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Biliamin (m)
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A neighbour of mine this morning called one of our neighbours to come and look at his sister that he did not know what was happening to her. when the woman entered the room, she tried to carry the girl, the girl pretended as if she's dead and the man prentended also as if he was crying. the woman nearly screamed when the girl suddenly jumped up and shouted APRIL FOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Enjoy, meanwhile, don't make your boss look foolish, or else, don't forget there are no jobs outside ooooooo
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neo_welsh (m)
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babybee, ;)can u teach me how to like you. check out babybee don reach jupiter, make ooner ask her to describe how it is there, april fool |
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