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~Lady~ (f)
Re: April Fool
« #32 on: April 01, 2008, 03:54 PM »

My darling sent me a text this morning telling me that Obama had been shot and that I should turn to CNN. I ran straight to the TV set and turned to CNN, no news, then I called him and he said April Fools. I sent the message to my friends and got a nice cursing out this morning.  Grin Grin Grin
holythug (m)
Re: April Fool
« #33 on: April 01, 2008, 03:58 PM »

that is a good 1
naughty (f)
Re: April Fool
« #34 on: April 01, 2008, 04:15 PM »

Elgaxton (m)
Re: April Fool
« #35 on: April 01, 2008, 04:24 PM »

When I was much younger, I and my younger bro went to a stall to buy Omo.

On getting there we were like Oga please let's see that Omo and he stretched out his hands and passed the packet of

Omo. Next we were like: Diokpa(Oga) April--Fool Cheesy

Na only God save us sey them no use fire burn us that day.

Cheesy
chrisoml (m)
Re: April Fool
« #36 on: April 01, 2008, 04:32 PM »

Got a call this morning from my sis that's in Abuja, she said that she has been tryin my # since yesterday just 2 let me know she is cumin to Lag but that she is right now by the door that i should come and open up 4her.
I just laughed   Grin Smiley Cool Grin and told her that no one can fool me on an April Fools Day cus I was d one givin out ideas yesterday on how 2 go about it deceiving people.
iamok
Re: April Fool
« #37 on: April 01, 2008, 04:39 PM »

While I was in the office this morning.

A colleague called me n said Sir Alex Ferguson has resigned because of the fear of Roma

before I know it he began to log in to sportinglife website.

I was arguing with him that he should go to manutd.com instead because he knows am a united fan

April fool.

Meanwhile I learnt Totti of Roma is back for today's match  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin
Tattooboy (m)
Re: April Fool
« #38 on: April 01, 2008, 04:41 PM »

Quote
Quote from: t-rex007 on Today at 02:07:40 PM
@blackmann, i think your girl is romantic


And what makes you think so my dear, if i may ask?

na cold dey catch, ur girl fit cure him.
A_K_O (m)
Re: April Fool
« #39 on: April 01, 2008, 05:45 PM »

There's this breakfast show on Silverbird Television (Today on STV).
Before the first guest comes on they announce that they have a special guest in the house, one of the people involved in the power sector scam.

After the second interview, they tell us to stay tuned that the 'special' guest was coming on next.

Lo and behold, APRIL FOOL!!! I was so peeved. just learnt that word lol
top_kin (m)
Re: April Fool
« #40 on: April 01, 2008, 06:09 PM »

 Huh  Huh
gentledove (f)
Re: April Fool
« #41 on: April 01, 2008, 06:15 PM »

i resumed in my new place of work today.  when i got there, the HHR told me that he is sorry, they can't employ me again.  that i should bring my employment letter that has being given to me before.  i looked confused.  i saw others too standing and looking at me pitifully.  i asked why; he said my former employer wrote something nasty about me.  i nearly threw up.  they saw that i was looking faint and they all laughed and chorused APRIL FOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.  I ALMOST SHOT THEM ONE BY ONE.  i commended them.  THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy

who was the FOOL that invented/started APRIL FOOL??? he deserves to be assassinated Lips sealed
nimbus (m)
Re: April Fool
« #42 on: April 01, 2008, 06:26 PM »

Quote from: gentledove on April 01, 2008, 06:15 PM
i resumed in my new place of work today. when i got there, the HHR told me that he is sorry, they can't employ me again. that i should bring my employment letter that has being given to me before. i looked confused. i saw others too standing and looking at me pitifully. i asked why; he said my former employer wrote something nasty about me. i nearly threw up. they saw that i was looking faint and they all laughed and chorused APRIL FOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. I ALMOST SHOT THEM ONE BY ONE. i commended them. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy

who was the FOOL that invented/started APRIL FOOL??? he deserves to be assassinated Lips sealed


LMAO

You must have almost had a heart attack!
A_K_O (m)
Re: April Fool
« #43 on: April 01, 2008, 06:27 PM »

Quote from: top_kin on April 01, 2008, 06:09 PM
Huh  Huh

Wetin? No be english I take write?
uche1 (m)
Re: April Fool
« #44 on: April 01, 2008, 06:42 PM »

who is OBAMA if i may ask? lol
dee02 (m)
Re: April Fool
« #45 on: April 01, 2008, 08:08 PM »

fu*k April fool

I though we have all grown up

Get a life April fool mugus and move over
~Lady~ (f)
Re: April Fool
« #46 on: April 01, 2008, 08:20 PM »

@Uche1

Obama is the black man that is on his way to the White house (The president's villa in the US)
Frizy (m)
Re: April Fool
« #47 on: April 01, 2008, 08:24 PM »

Quote from: gentledove on April 01, 2008, 06:15 PM
i resumed in my new place of work today. when i got there, the HHR told me that he is sorry, they can't employ me again. that i should bring my employment letter that has being given to me before. i looked confused. i saw others too standing and looking at me pitifully. i asked why; he said my former employer wrote something nasty about me. i nearly threw up. they saw that i was looking faint and they all laughed and chorused APRIL FOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. I ALMOST SHOT THEM ONE BY ONE. i commended them. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy

who was the FOOL that invented/started APRIL FOOL??? he deserves to be assassinated Lips sealed

But today is not April fool's day now Grin Grin Grin
The Sly
Re: April Fool
« #48 on: April 01, 2008, 08:26 PM »

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But today is not April fool's day now  Grin Grin Grin
Then u must be living in the MOON or better-yet in the planet Mars. . . .
Frizy (m)
Re: April Fool
« #49 on: April 01, 2008, 08:33 PM »

Ye, no wonder someone told me, a pal had an accident- I've been feeling guilty I had not visited the "critical unit" this guy described. I will fool him next year Cheesy
Frizy (m)
Re: April Fool
« #50 on: April 01, 2008, 08:34 PM »

Ye, no wonder someone told me, a pal had an accident- I've been feeling guilty I had not visited the "critical unit" section of the hosiptal this guy described. I will fool him next year Cheesy
minute (f)
Re: April Fool
« #51 on: April 01, 2008, 08:41 PM »

i already warned my brother not to try anything foolish around me today ,wont tolerate that.
not in the mood for all that crap.
simorny (m)
Re: April Fool
« #52 on: April 01, 2008, 08:49 PM »

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But today is not April fool's day now

yes oo today is april wise
stillwater (f)
Re: April Fool
« #53 on: April 01, 2008, 09:33 PM »

Funny stories, didn't even know today is April fool Huh
iya egin
Re: April Fool
« #54 on: April 01, 2008, 09:55 PM »

why are sum people just funless in their lives especially pips like dee 02 and coo pedro(posts 4 and 45)  who are acting like they are bigger than april fool.they are the type of boring pips who think life is all work those nigerians you see in holdups who are always frowning no fun in their lives hey guys guess what smile Grin God loves you.

For we lovers of fun i got 1 classic this morning on LTV sports splash the presenter was like Nigeria had been banned for 4 years from all football competitions by FIFA because berti vogts had gone to report us for sacking him  Shocked Gosh did i fall for that
showbobo (m)
Re: April Fool
« #55 on: April 01, 2008, 11:18 PM »

Quote from: iya egin on April 01, 2008, 09:55 PM
why are sum people just funless in their lives especially pips like dee 02 and coo pedro(posts 4 and 45) who are acting like they are bigger than april fool.they are the type of boring pips who think life is all work those nigerians you see in holdups who are always frowning no fun in their lives hey guys guess what smile Grin God loves you.

For we lovers of fun i got 1 classic this morning on LTV sports splash the presenter was like Nigeria had been banned for 4 years from all football competitions by FIFA because berti vogts had gone to report us for sacking him Shocked Gosh did i fall for that

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: April Fool
« #56 on: April 02, 2008, 05:53 AM »

Quote from: gentledove on April 01, 2008, 06:15 PM
i resumed in my new place of work today. when i got there, the HHR told me that he is sorry, they can't employ me again. that i should bring my employment letter that has being given to me before. i looked confused. i saw others too standing and looking at me pitifully. i asked why; he said my former employer wrote something nasty about me. i nearly threw up. they saw that i was looking faint and they all laughed and chorused APRIL FOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. I ALMOST SHOT THEM ONE BY ONE. i commended them. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy

who was the FOOL that invented/started APRIL FOOL??? he deserves to be assassinated Lips sealed

Nice 1 Cheesy
Manta (m)
Re: April Fool
« #57 on: April 02, 2008, 09:24 AM »

The puppy played it too. . .


* april fool.jpg (109.04 KB, 598x791 )
Kemjisuper (m)
Re: April Fool
« #58 on: April 02, 2008, 12:07 PM »

My younger Bro sent me an sms at 2a.m. on April Fools Day saying his hostel was robbed and my other younger brother (both of them stay together) was shot. Told me they were on their way to the General Hospital at that time of the morning and weren't sure if he would make it.  Cry

Na so my eye clear, I immediately went on my knees to say a prayer for him when my mind did a quick research - If my bro was robbed, how come he sent me an sms (WHY THE HELL DIDN'T THE ROBBERS GET HIS PHONE?). I quickly realized it was April Fools Day so I sent a reply saying it was all very funny.

Cheers
Beline (f)
Re: April Fool
« #59 on: April 02, 2008, 02:54 PM »

nice one!

Poisson d'avril or April fool as it is called in English is a day that people fool others.

A brief history of April fool
Before 16th century, the world used to celebrate April first as the first day of the year. In 16th century Pope Gregory changed the church calendar to read January first as the first day of the year, which many people followed so those that refused to follow the new calendar or who are not aware of the changed still celebrate April first as their first day of the year, which make other to call them fool.

Enjoy the fun
hahaha... (m)
Re: April Fool
« #60 on: April 02, 2008, 03:03 PM »

One of my most memorable April fools, happened when i was back in school, it was early momo and the whole hostel was starvin waiting for the bread sellers to come relieve our bellies of the absolute torture they were going through, the next thing we heard over the speakers was the porter announcing the bread sellers were around, and believe me if u don't get in that line first u probably wont get any bread, so you can just imagine the melee that followed, the whole hostel rushed downstairs, boys in towel, boxers and every.
Imagine like 200 hungry boys trying to get into one small line it was absolute chaos.

Only for the bastard porter to shout "APRIL FOOL" with a big smile on his face, which immediately evaporated once he saw the look and intent on our faces, before he cud say J O K I N, , them bundle the guy out almost beat him to a comatose, and warned never to try that again.

Lesson:Never play APRIL FOOL with an hungry man.

Happy "April Fool" guys.
phemyphemo (m)
Re: April Fool
« #61 on: April 02, 2008, 03:13 PM »

@ MANTA

I LOVE THAT VERY MUCH. GREETINGS TO UR PUPPY AND UR WIFE THAT U ALMOST KILL BECAUSE OF UR PUPPY
ayomifull (f)
Re: April Fool
« #62 on: April 02, 2008, 05:06 PM »

My colleaque who is aware of my trip to Nigeria in less than two weeks asked me if i have read my email as she has read from Air France that their flights are cancelled for the next 3 weeks, i felt dizzy immediately and quickly opened my email box and found nothing, when i looked up to talk to her she said 'u are a fool', i looked with suprise on my face how come she used such strong word and she said 'April though'
desmondtut (m)
Re: April Fool
« #63 on: April 02, 2008, 05:47 PM »

ummmm same thin happend 2 me when MY BABE call me and tell me that she is travlin out of country that i will not see her again that i should come and see her now before she off, so i was like wht happin u didnt tellme that u will be leavin or even travlin so she was like I'm rlly sorry 4 that, that i should 4give her and i said okay 2 that,that i will be comi over der and see her, so when i get der she was ready 2 go and i was rlly mad that she was leavin here and i will be sad, so later on guess wht happend, she JUST SAID IT APRIL FOOL,  LOL.
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