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Dual Core
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someone just pm'd me wid 'is. . .
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared, that is u.
---tHe enD---
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Dual Sim
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Dad?!? you just told our life story and called it a joke!  ***runs off to tell ma, wooohooo dad's going to have it hot by d time ma sees this |
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Dual Core
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yay! ***closes that little' pop-up called a son.some pop-ups are just too risky 
***bows gracefully and exits |
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Dual Boobs (f)
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someone just pm'd me wid 'is. . .
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared, that is u.
---tHe enD---
Dad?!? you just told our life story and called it a joke! ***runs off to tell ma, wooohooo dad's going to have it hot by d time ma sees thisyay! ***closes that little' pop-up called a son.some pop-ups are just too risky
***bows gracefully and exitscan't believe you said all these online. DAMN! I'm hurt. You gotta do a lotta work tonight before any 'data transfer' can take place ok?  This is an April Fool taken too far darling. . .  |
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Dual Core
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huh?! dual boobs! wait a second, that ain't ma wife! ***turns to dual sim Dual core: son is that yo ma? Dual sim: erm . . . nope but she's cute, she's got dual erm, erm, . . . Dual core: sharrap, watchu know about those things she's got? *** runs around screaming "identity theft! identity theft!! identity theft!!!". |
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diamonleda (m)
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 you crazy guy, how u go perform if ur wife get dual tin abi u get one which dey complement, ??
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Dual Boobs (f)
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you crazy guy, how u go perform if your wife get dual tin abi u get one which dey complement, ?? I'm taking that personal. ok? Plus check here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BoobsI think u got the wrong idea of what boobs are. |
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clemcykul
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the son is a by product of bla bla bla very funny post fling in more funny jokes |
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