DETACHABLE MALE ORGANS

 For want of something better to do, i recenly reflected on the how life would be if the male organ were to be detachable.
Just imagine:

Some women would probably keep that of their husband under lock & key'
the husband meanwhile would have a spare hidden away somewhere for "away matches"

Rich men would have them in all sizes and colors and shapes, and maybe have one for different occasions u know like 1 for valentine night, 1 for having kids etc.

Poor men would probably make do with the only one they have and  maybe borrow from baba chimezie next door if they lose it or it gets broken.

designers would no doubt be in on the game, THE HARD GUCCI- hard just got harder or THE TOMMY ROD -designed for the man of today, or the D & G EVERSTIFF -never leave home without it.

Trust our armed gentlemen of the night, now day, they would probably ask u for your most priced one after robbing u and later sell it in the black market.

Somebody like our erstwhile presido would have them imported from all over the world and have some for his inlaws, employees, etc.

hmmm how interesting life would be abi how u see am,