Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus

I dey here my bloda. I dey teach this small pikin the difference between blunt and brunt.

I bam my brother. How your side?

That is kakaraka!

a nice comprehensive list

good of u

Oh baba forgive her for she knows what she is saying.

@Nightnurse
Gerroutttttttttttttttttttttttt of here.     

<sub>heartbreaker

carries a well rounded piston and chases Nightnurse. She runs wit all energy, her top and micro skirt hiking up to reveal rainbow colored tongs and bikini like bra</sub>

whack thread

FORUM NAME: Clemcykul
REAL NAME: Clemcy Dawg
Actual residence: Iyana-Paja, Lagos
Address: Difficult to describe
Category: 70% Dundi, 30% mumu
Hobbies: Pickpocketing, singing
LIFE HISTORY: born to Mr and Mrs Dawg on the 7th of October, 1978, Clemcy showed initial potential. Amongst the seventeen children born to his parents, he was number 15 and the only one with his two eyes intact. This gave his parents real hope that the messiah of their family had arrived.

Gathering their resources together, he was sent to a reputable primary school in Ajegunle. The illusion of hope was soon shattered when little clemcy, who was 4 years old at the time, successfully forged the signature of his school Headteacher and cancelled assembly on a monday morning. Not discouraged however, the Dawgs saw this as a bright child, who if well trained will join the likes of Albert Einstein in history.
Clemcy however continued to advance in notorious acts and became the first pupil to be expelled from a primary school in Nigeria in 1983( Please check the Concord Newspapers of 4th Aug. 1983 for details)

He was disowned by his parents, joined a high life music band called the 'screamers' soon after.
He soon pallied with a young street tout named Anusman and together, they developed new techniqs of Pickpocketing. Through their nefarious activities, the term Yahoo-yahoo was coined.

So far, Clemcy Dawg has spent a total of 13 years in one prison cell or the other. He has a permanent bed space in the Kiri-kiri Max security Prisons.

Presently, Clemcy Dawg is on bail. He attempted to assault one Mrs. Nightnurse and was apprehended by Mr. Mas Milla.
This young boy is a menace to the society, a fraud of immeasurable magnitude and a fellow with a mellow brain.

Before his imminent next arrest and jail sentence, we have one word of advice for him:

Fineyabber, you are the biggest maga. Girls dey chop you. Guys dey obtain your watch n phone every time 4 corner, you dey use mosquito lap dey soak garri.LMAO.

<sub>na now d show wan start !!!

sparks don dey shine, now for d real fire</sub>



 

u musnt expect much from a prickhead widout sperm, finediot is so crazy that mad people wave white flags at him

ones an idiot alwayz a fineidiot for that marra

enjoy what fineidiot started with his bald head

buhhahahhahaha lol wow that was tytte sauce


last tyme i checked his skull i dint find any brain talk more of grey matter, fineidiot just carries an empty skull about deceiving his life cycle that he's got second hand brains

o boi u havent missed much;D